CityWave
Come and get a piece! A wavepool that is small enough to fit in an office or bigger than average backyard.

Coming: Office Wavepools!

CityWave gonna squeeze a wavepool into your office or store for under five mill!

Almost two years ago, I wrote of my excitement for CityWave and its interpretation of the modern wavepool. The Munich-based operation has applied the physics of a standing wave to the creation of its tanks, a little like Tom Lochtefeld’s FlowRider, but deep enough so you’re not riding finless discs.

It ain’t no surprise that the river wave, the Eisbach, is in the same town as CityWave.

Oh it’s a wave that will whip you out! Much riding, not so much sitting.

This morning, the sporting goods store L & T in Osnabrück, a city in north-west Germany, opened a CityWave that had been installed in the middle of its store.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfzem4Sj9XS/?taken-by=beach_grit

Tell me that ain’t fun. Showing everyone in town your cutback and chop-hop prowess. The size and portability of the tank means you could, theoretically, throw one in an office or a slightly bigger-than-average backyard.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1EXx4hcKT/?taken-by=citywave.de

The American face of CityWave, the former world number two Shane Beschen, daddy to two rippers Koda, twelve, and Noah, seventeen, has been riding the tanks for the past four years.

“We all went to Munich four winters in a row, each time for five days, and honestly, it’s what motivated me to jump fully in, business wise. Because I’d watch my kids, who live in Hawaii and who are used to surfing good waves, get so stoked. In the middle of fucking Germany!”

Beschen says there’ll be a fully operational CityWave within the US sometime in the next twelve to eighteen months. He calls it a “patience game”, getting the money, the land, the approvals. But it’s getting very close. “Now we’re seeing successful investment companies, real estate companies looking into this. When that happens, it becomes a real thing.”

Instead of the usual ten-metre wide pool, Beschen says he wants to build the US version three times as wide as the German tanks.

“On the ten-metre wide pools you’re going pretty fast by the time you get to the side and have to turn. If you continued another ten or twenty metres you’d be capable of a lot more. We’ll see a massive revolution when we build ’em that wide.”

Which means, big airs off the coping instead of roundhouse cutbacks, which is the bread and butter of CityWave and which you can’t do on Wavegardens or at the Surf Ranch.

Another advantage of CityWave, and yeah there are disadvantages too, like, it’s not going to feel like Snapper or little Kirra (Surf Ranch) or Aragum Bay (Wavegarden), is there’s hardly any down time. You’re not sitting in flat water waiting for the wake to settle before another wave arrives.

Beschen says each session will be forty-five minutes long with ten other surfers. “It’s like…hours… in the ocean as far as actual riding,” he says. “It’s a crazy workout.  As soon as someone blows it another person is riding. Within that forty-five minute session you’re getting three to four minutes of riding. Your legs are throbbing.”

The CityWave costs around one-sixth of a Surf Ranch or Wavegarden, which adds to the likelihood of ’em actually happening.

“A complete facility, with retail, a bar, is in the five million dollar range,” he says. “You’re on half-an-acre at most. All other products are on five or ten acres. We can penetrate the dense suburban market. The bigger facilities will always be on the outskirts.”

And to the pitchfork-wielding luddites who fear the pool?

“Once people start riding ’em and having fun, they’ll realise it’s just an alternative,” says Beschen. “A lot of people are getting hung up on this or that. To me surfing is… everything. It’s surfing rivers, surfing behind boats, surfing Backdoor.”

Watch recently retired three-time world champion Mick Fanning on a CityWave from last September.

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Hikaru Ichijyo
Hikaru Ichijyo
8 years ago

“It ain’t no surprise that the river wave, the Eisbach, is in the same town as CityWave.

Oh it’s a wave that will whip you out! Much riding, not so much sitting.”

Dun tsch ta toe ta ta

Down tsch ta toe ta ta

Chloe: Want to see you with it. Sho’ could treat you right. Give me just a minute, Of your time tonight.

We both are here to have the fun

So let it whip

Aubrey: We’ll get into groovin’ Love your body language Baby, let me know. You’ve got me sort of anxious

We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
So let it whip (let’s whip it baby)

Child (let’s whip it right)
Get a grip (let’s whip it baby, work it all night)
Well, what’s your trip (oh no)

Child

See’mon let it whip

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

How is one to judge that?

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Manly today for contest is about as contestable as this pool – but they’re still dropping high 7s etc
Its a reality – these are coming and when it costs $20 to surf one i’m in!!
More competition means reduced costs eventually, so we can sit back and take the piss until it is cheap as fuck then am sure most of us would dip the toe in

Reef
Reef
8 years ago

Looks like ‘river’ surfing. Pretty sad.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

I hope this wave is better than the last thing I remember Beschen championing – that bag of shit Lost Rocket!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

Haha fuck off! It’s the Hypto Crypto that’s okay to like! Yeah nah, fun board but you can’t really sink your teeth into it.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Chilling -7 degrees by the sea today in Germany. At least they had the intelligence to stick it in an Air conditioned environment .

Nickthegreek
Nickthegreek
8 years ago

Unfair on Munich. Melbourne is Germay’s Bielefeld.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

2 things.

1.Fanno does not shred this tub.

2. Do chicks dig cube monkeys going back and forth in the tub?

3. Could we post a photo of any bavarian lasses at Oktoberfest?

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I went to Oktoberfest once, but I don’t really remember what happened there.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

That’s not you, is it? ^

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Did you go in October? Rookie mistake if you did.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

What you lack in numerals you make up for in words

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Yes, No, Yes! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Nice jugs ( of beer 🍺)

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Longtom is a bad influence.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Tism say it best.

https://youtu.be/qtRyUZYIvPM

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

News ain’t good from
Stalingrad?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

I love TISM . Great Truckin’ Songs of The Renaissance . That Album title is GOLD .

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago

Yep. Their song lyrics are so good even today. We need them back cause the things they could piss-take on today are endless. Were so good live too.
Best song titles.

“Im interested in Apathy”

“The extreme sport you haven’t tried yet, is kissing my ass”

“I may be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt”

“Bishop=Handjob”

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

DAT’S Right
TISM – Kate , Fischer of Men ,
Am I’m better than him ‘cos I am a storeman as well as being a Packer .
Fucking hilarious .

DavidC
DavidC
8 years ago

And of course an oldy but a goody – “(He’ll never be an) Ol’ man River”
I’m on the drug,
I’m on the drug,
I’m on the drug that killed River Phoenix.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

“I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford”
Another classic.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Waves can now be found in the City, on a Ranch, in a Garden, even URBN (which I think is “a” lazy urban). Like a polar bear in a Brazilian zoo, it doesn’t want to be there, but it just is. Will we see some crazy environmental group lobbying for these waves to be uncaged and freed back into their natural environment? Is that us?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yes!

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Good! The People™ stand united. The WSL is a whore. The WSL is a pimp. It will fuck anything, even if its first choice doesn’t want to fuck it…(cough cough Pipeline!). It will get you to pay for what it’s got for you to fuck. It’s fucking waves. It’s all about fucking waves! Fuck a wave for free. Pay to fuck a wave. And if that wasn’t enough, our savior is a guy named John John!

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

For 5 million dollars you can buy, what, 1/2 of Panama’s coastline? Call me when these things cost 40k.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Hello, is that PacificNorthPest? It’s Shanghai Wave! We have pool for 40k! Where would you like!

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Under my surfboard please!

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

I have an uncle with a Wave Mine in Nigeria that you can buy for $40K.

turts
turts
8 years ago

For 40k you can stand at the bottom of my driveway while I squirt you with the hose.
50k and I’ll dust off the high pressure cleaner

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

Top of the driveway and you’ve got a deal.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Munich is not in the middle of fucking Germany. It’s in the middle of fucking Bavaria, which is in the corner of fucking Germany.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

I think, be thankful he got the country right.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Yes deep in the catholic south.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Mmmm…..
“…someone blows it another person is riding.”

“Throbbing”

“penetrating the dense suburban market.”

Is there a hidden subtext here?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

This made me feel sick. This is not surfing! River surfing and boat surfing are NOT surfing either. Fuck.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Why so vehement? Sure, it’s a muted sort of surfing, but I’m about to roll around with fifty clowns in two-foot burgers. What I’d give for a pool.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

It’s the ultra-mainstream adult beginner lameness that I find abhorrent in surfing now. Wave pools will only promote this. Can we at least keep the ocean. Wave pool surfing needs a name because it’s not surfing.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Yes, I hear you on “ultra-mainstream adult beginner lameness”. It’s a troublesome concept.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

The very same concept made me quit snowboarding entirely for a couple of years in the early 00s

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

The reserved, conforming personalities of most of the pros is a close second.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Exhibit A. Win some sunnies: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Flowsliding?

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Germ any?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Radsledding?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Guttercrawling?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

‘Squirting’ ?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Oh yeah!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Shop hopping or Chop shopping (along the lines of the chop hop).

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Ha, the name definitely needs a reference to consumerism.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Future conversation “ mate got some cheap waves yesterday.
No way ,how’d ya do it ,tight arse Tuesday?
Nah , went to the beach .

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

“What! That’s so old school.”

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

swellboarding

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

In the past 12 months we’ve seen Mick surf an unknown 1km long right hand point and now in what is effectively a man made gutter. Wonder which one got his juices flowing more?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Business and Displeasure!

Grockle
Grockle
8 years ago

Probably beats pornhub for your office down time.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago
Reply to  Grockle

I think thats a stretch.
I haven’t tried this tub, but i do know how good Pornhub makes me feel AND its free.
“Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. Thats why i wank on company time”

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Probably fun. That Mick vid does not make it look very appealing, though… what is he riding? Did he borrow that board from Not So Super Mario?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

He did look a tad cramped. But ole’ Shaney boy will fix that.


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