CityWave gonna squeeze a wavepool into your office or store for under five mill!
Almost two years ago, I wrote of my excitement for CityWave and its interpretation of the modern wavepool. The Munich-based operation has applied the physics of a standing wave to the creation of its tanks, a little like Tom Lochtefeld’s FlowRider, but deep enough so you’re not riding finless discs.
It ain’t no surprise that the river wave, the Eisbach, is in the same town as CityWave.
Oh it’s a wave that will whip you out! Much riding, not so much sitting.
This morning, the sporting goods store L & T in Osnabrück, a city in north-west Germany, opened a CityWave that had been installed in the middle of its store.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfzem4Sj9XS/?taken-by=beach_grit
Tell me that ain’t fun. Showing everyone in town your cutback and chop-hop prowess. The size and portability of the tank means you could, theoretically, throw one in an office or a slightly bigger-than-average backyard.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1EXx4hcKT/?taken-by=citywave.de
The American face of CityWave, the former world number two Shane Beschen, daddy to two rippers Koda, twelve, and Noah, seventeen, has been riding the tanks for the past four years.
“We all went to Munich four winters in a row, each time for five days, and honestly, it’s what motivated me to jump fully in, business wise. Because I’d watch my kids, who live in Hawaii and who are used to surfing good waves, get so stoked. In the middle of fucking Germany!”
Beschen says there’ll be a fully operational CityWave within the US sometime in the next twelve to eighteen months. He calls it a “patience game”, getting the money, the land, the approvals. But it’s getting very close. “Now we’re seeing successful investment companies, real estate companies looking into this. When that happens, it becomes a real thing.”
Instead of the usual ten-metre wide pool, Beschen says he wants to build the US version three times as wide as the German tanks.
“On the ten-metre wide pools you’re going pretty fast by the time you get to the side and have to turn. If you continued another ten or twenty metres you’d be capable of a lot more. We’ll see a massive revolution when we build ’em that wide.”
Which means, big airs off the coping instead of roundhouse cutbacks, which is the bread and butter of CityWave and which you can’t do on Wavegardens or at the Surf Ranch.
Another advantage of CityWave, and yeah there are disadvantages too, like, it’s not going to feel like Snapper or little Kirra (Surf Ranch) or Aragum Bay (Wavegarden), is there’s hardly any down time. You’re not sitting in flat water waiting for the wake to settle before another wave arrives.
Beschen says each session will be forty-five minutes long with ten other surfers. “It’s like…hours… in the ocean as far as actual riding,” he says. “It’s a crazy workout. As soon as someone blows it another person is riding. Within that forty-five minute session you’re getting three to four minutes of riding. Your legs are throbbing.”
The CityWave costs around one-sixth of a Surf Ranch or Wavegarden, which adds to the likelihood of ’em actually happening.
“A complete facility, with retail, a bar, is in the five million dollar range,” he says. “You’re on half-an-acre at most. All other products are on five or ten acres. We can penetrate the dense suburban market. The bigger facilities will always be on the outskirts.”
And to the pitchfork-wielding luddites who fear the pool?
“Once people start riding ’em and having fun, they’ll realise it’s just an alternative,” says Beschen. “A lot of people are getting hung up on this or that. To me surfing is… everything. It’s surfing rivers, surfing behind boats, surfing Backdoor.”
Watch recently retired three-time world champion Mick Fanning on a CityWave from last September.
“It ain’t no surprise that the river wave, the Eisbach, is in the same town as CityWave.
Oh it’s a wave that will whip you out! Much riding, not so much sitting.”
Dun tsch ta toe ta ta
Down tsch ta toe ta ta
Chloe: Want to see you with it. Sho’ could treat you right. Give me just a minute, Of your time tonight.
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
Aubrey: We’ll get into groovin’ Love your body language Baby, let me know. You’ve got me sort of anxious
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
So let it whip (let’s whip it baby)
Child (let’s whip it right)
Get a grip (let’s whip it baby, work it all night)
Well, what’s your trip (oh no)
Child
See’mon let it whip
How is one to judge that?
Manly today for contest is about as contestable as this pool – but they’re still dropping high 7s etc
Its a reality – these are coming and when it costs $20 to surf one i’m in!!
More competition means reduced costs eventually, so we can sit back and take the piss until it is cheap as fuck then am sure most of us would dip the toe in
Looks like ‘river’ surfing. Pretty sad.
I hope this wave is better than the last thing I remember Beschen championing – that bag of shit Lost Rocket!
Haha fuck off! It’s the Hypto Crypto that’s okay to like! Yeah nah, fun board but you can’t really sink your teeth into it.
Chilling -7 degrees by the sea today in Germany. At least they had the intelligence to stick it in an Air conditioned environment .
Unfair on Munich. Melbourne is Germay’s Bielefeld.
2 things.
1.Fanno does not shred this tub.
2. Do chicks dig cube monkeys going back and forth in the tub?
3. Could we post a photo of any bavarian lasses at Oktoberfest?
I went to Oktoberfest once, but I don’t really remember what happened there.
That’s not you, is it? ^
Did you go in October? Rookie mistake if you did.
What you lack in numerals you make up for in words
Yes, No, Yes! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Nice jugs ( of beer 🍺)
Longtom is a bad influence.
Tism say it best.
https://youtu.be/qtRyUZYIvPM
News ain’t good from
Stalingrad?
I love TISM . Great Truckin’ Songs of The Renaissance . That Album title is GOLD .
Yep. Their song lyrics are so good even today. We need them back cause the things they could piss-take on today are endless. Were so good live too.
Best song titles.
“Im interested in Apathy”
“The extreme sport you haven’t tried yet, is kissing my ass”
“I may be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt”
“Bishop=Handjob”
DAT’S Right
TISM – Kate , Fischer of Men ,
Am I’m better than him ‘cos I am a storeman as well as being a Packer .
Fucking hilarious .
And of course an oldy but a goody – “(He’ll never be an) Ol’ man River”
I’m on the drug,
I’m on the drug,
I’m on the drug that killed River Phoenix.
“I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford”
Another classic.
Waves can now be found in the City, on a Ranch, in a Garden, even URBN (which I think is “a” lazy urban). Like a polar bear in a Brazilian zoo, it doesn’t want to be there, but it just is. Will we see some crazy environmental group lobbying for these waves to be uncaged and freed back into their natural environment? Is that us?
Yes!
Good! The People™ stand united. The WSL is a whore. The WSL is a pimp. It will fuck anything, even if its first choice doesn’t want to fuck it…(cough cough Pipeline!). It will get you to pay for what it’s got for you to fuck. It’s fucking waves. It’s all about fucking waves! Fuck a wave for free. Pay to fuck a wave. And if that wasn’t enough, our savior is a guy named John John!
For 5 million dollars you can buy, what, 1/2 of Panama’s coastline? Call me when these things cost 40k.
Hello, is that PacificNorthPest? It’s Shanghai Wave! We have pool for 40k! Where would you like!
Under my surfboard please!
I have an uncle with a Wave Mine in Nigeria that you can buy for $40K.
For 40k you can stand at the bottom of my driveway while I squirt you with the hose.
50k and I’ll dust off the high pressure cleaner
Top of the driveway and you’ve got a deal.
Munich is not in the middle of fucking Germany. It’s in the middle of fucking Bavaria, which is in the corner of fucking Germany.
I think, be thankful he got the country right.
Yes deep in the catholic south.
Mmmm…..
“…someone blows it another person is riding.”
“Throbbing”
“penetrating the dense suburban market.”
Is there a hidden subtext here?
This made me feel sick. This is not surfing! River surfing and boat surfing are NOT surfing either. Fuck.
Why so vehement? Sure, it’s a muted sort of surfing, but I’m about to roll around with fifty clowns in two-foot burgers. What I’d give for a pool.
It’s the ultra-mainstream adult beginner lameness that I find abhorrent in surfing now. Wave pools will only promote this. Can we at least keep the ocean. Wave pool surfing needs a name because it’s not surfing.
Yes, I hear you on “ultra-mainstream adult beginner lameness”. It’s a troublesome concept.
The very same concept made me quit snowboarding entirely for a couple of years in the early 00s
The reserved, conforming personalities of most of the pros is a close second.
Exhibit A. Win some sunnies: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Flowsliding?
Germ any?
Radsledding?
Guttercrawling?
‘Squirting’ ?
Oh yeah!
Shop hopping or Chop shopping (along the lines of the chop hop).
Ha, the name definitely needs a reference to consumerism.
Future conversation “ mate got some cheap waves yesterday.
No way ,how’d ya do it ,tight arse Tuesday?
Nah , went to the beach .
“What! That’s so old school.”
swellboarding
In the past 12 months we’ve seen Mick surf an unknown 1km long right hand point and now in what is effectively a man made gutter. Wonder which one got his juices flowing more?
Business and Displeasure!
Probably beats pornhub for your office down time.
I think thats a stretch.
I haven’t tried this tub, but i do know how good Pornhub makes me feel AND its free.
“Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. Thats why i wank on company time”
Probably fun. That Mick vid does not make it look very appealing, though… what is he riding? Did he borrow that board from Not So Super Mario?
He did look a tad cramped. But ole’ Shaney boy will fix that.