A healthy left in a flat river!

Watch: This outrageous (little) left breaks from 7am to 10am every day!

A wave every ten minutes. And it ain't a wave pool!

Who doesn’t love novelty? A new board, a loose pair of shoes, a tight pussy (or ass), a different wave?

The joint pictured, Gasolines, is a shreddable little left created by the commuter ferries that ply the Tejo River between the crummy old fishing town of Barreiro and the Portuguese capital Lisbon.

Every morning, between seven and ten am, the ferries leave Barreiro Port, hit the juice, and, depending on the tide and the wind, create a wake that foils down a gorgeous, if hard to read, sandbank. The size of the wave depends on the speed, the boat and how many commuters are on it.

Sometimes there’s no wave at all and sometimes they turn into Pipeline,” the German surfer Nico von Rupp told Surfline.

In this clip, we see the Portuguese surfer Joao Kopke snatch a runner underneath his pal who looks like the bell boy sent off for a toothbrush for his master.

Confused!

 

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channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Do you eat it said nut-butter, after “busting a nut”?
Do you feed it to a friend?
Therein p’rhaps lays the crux o’the matter.

f u
f u
8 years ago

i was told in Brazil that they look at it from an active or passive perspective. as long as your giving it than you are not considered gay.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Kissing guys is gay?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

There’s an evening session too, right? Bit depressing if everyone has to stay at work forever.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Something ecologically interesting about milking that otherwise wasted combustion engine energy for recreational fun.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Since it’s summertime and so months-on-end, constant victory-at-sea slop out at the beaches here, I’ve been surfing tiny freighter wakes in Seattle on a 230 liter SUP. It’s totally fucking pathetic, and yet yesterday I got one that actually bowled up and ran right, shin-high over a little sand bar for 20 yards. My 11’6×32 33lbs whip zinged down the line until I slowly steered it straight back toward the beach when it flattened out (clearly the most radical turn out there so far this summer). On the paddle back out I was like, that’s right, who runs this fucking break, not you barneys on the canoe shaped boards not stand sideways. Really the only question left is how I should kill myself.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Could I suggest Camus’ Le Mythe de Sisyphe .Now is not the time for you to shuffle off this mortal coil, especially when you are owning the line-up .

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

Is it as high as twenty percent? How…progressive!

f u
f u
8 years ago

According to my Biological Anthropology professors, sexuality is actually a spectrum with straight male or female on each end and most people somewhere in between. culture plays a big part in how comfortable people feel expressing their feelings about their sexuality. we live in a black/white culture that tries to deny the complexity of existence by over simplifying it. The percentage is made up pseudo science.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  f u

True enough. And over a lifetime females tend to be more moble on that spectrum and men are more static. Testosterone makes the brain wire sex pathways harder in males, that’s why we account for something like 90 percent of paraphilias (I only want to fuck shoes et al.).

As for society being black and white in denial of the truth of spectrum of desire, functionalist sociology would argue that if that’s the case then it’s because removing vagueries is better for overall social cohesion even if it crushes some individual spirits. Maybe you want to marry a girl, a guy, and that comely eucalyptus in the backyard, but if one dick one pussy and two kids makes society stable then social forces will push individuals toward that end. Most sociologists nowadays think functionalism is hegemonic bullshit; the few conservatives left in the discipline still seem to ascribe defacto.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Testosterone has nothing to do with it. Long live BEARS! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Testosterone is what causes male and female brains to develop differently. You’re definitely right though that where men end up along the spectrum of sexuality – gay to straight to asexual – has little to do with adult testosterone levels.

In utero though testosterone can have an effect on sexuality later in life. For instance having more older brothers positively correlates with greater likelihood of being gay. “Fraternal birth order effect” works like this: testosterone causes the production of more of a certain protein in a male fetus as the male brain develops; sometimes mothers’ bodies interpret this protein as foreign (as female have far less) and produce antibodies to suppress it; with each male child the suppression effect increased; eventually this protein is suppressed enough that the brain doesn’t develop male structures as strongly; adult sexual preference is influenced.

Could explain why in feudal times the oldest son got the estate,, the second was a military officer, and from third on down they got sent to the priesthood?

Also how dare you tempt us with sexy hairy men’s men in plaid thongs. Some of us are trying to stay married.

f u
f u
8 years ago

That’s interesting. Great info.! In old Polynesian culture when a family had a certain number of sons in a row they would raise the last as a female, being taught to do female chores and dress and act feminine.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  f u

That’s very interesting Ck T. Of course it’s only a small increase in likelihood later sons end up gay, but cultural practice sometimes works in harmony with biological reality.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

He spells it in American currency, mostly.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

The ass-v-arse war was fought, and lost, by the British Empire throughout the nineties and two thousands. It’s now, officially, and thanks mostly to the ubiquity of hip-hop, ass. Tight ass. Bitch ass. And so on.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Bitch please!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Arse = buttocks and Ass = donkey in English ?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

And shapers, administrators and coaches! Town of Barreiro and city of Lisbon all booked out by Surfing Australia apparatchiks.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Change of Plan. Testing with pre-loved Hydrofoils ( The old Manly to Circular Quay People transporting vessels not the Lairdy thing a ma gigs ) . See Australia’s finest at Chinamens beach ,Nielsen Park ,Bay Surf Port Hacking ,Kurnell Point and the Head in the form of a Box .Ian Cohen already rode( ok in a prone position but on a surfboard hanging on with one hand ) on the bow of a Nuclear Armed US warship in the Harbour in 86 so it should represent no problem for the Olympic team to ride boat wake ? Or are we just Waiting for ………. Webber?

Snowbored
Snowbored
8 years ago

Looks fun for sure, but how do you say “I need a hepatitis A injection” in Portuguese?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Snowbored

Eu preciso de uma injeção de hepatite A

Miguel
Miguel
8 years ago

Muito bem Dereco Reilly.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  Snowbored

Or, in gorgeous sing-song Swahili, Ninahitaji sindano ya hepatitis A…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

But not as gorgeous as Hawaiian, Makemake au i ka maʻi hepaʻa A

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

now you’re just getting silly.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Commuters. Ferry commuters. This looks like an NFL grab of NHL tactic. I believe the NYC ferries do something like that with NHL. This shit has Speaker’s stink all over it. There’s likely TV’s aboard those ferries. Facebook live streaming capable TV’s. No easy feat tapping into the commuter demographic.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

WSL moving to Lisbon. Moving an office, though arduous, cannot compete with the loss of Pipeline move. Fret not, fans, Ziff zays! Enter stage left Nick von Rupp. Ferry waves. “Sometimes they turn into Pipeline.”

WSL Ambassador of Did He Just Zay That

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

There is something about drones which I love to hate. Especially when they’re hovering above you in the line-up. I just want to smash them when that happens.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

You might get a little loose with the passing of time and the birth of children.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

Whatever works, given the circumstances and the opportunity, I think.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

Temptation is my only weakness!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

Wait, why isn’t there a right too?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

Sexism!

frank
frank
8 years ago

Why isn’t it a fricken zoo?

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  frank

Tick tock…

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago

Well that was fun, not going to be fun when the masses descend on it though, did they have to say where it was? For fuck sakes!

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

I thought the same thing Professor Saint. There’s only one wave! Vanity wins as usual …


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