Examine Hot Cinema, a thrilling new feature that welcomes all video!
A common criticism about BeachGrit is we don’t aggregate every video that’s loosed. We’ve always pushed the line that if it ain’t worth a story it ain’t worthy of flooding your eyeballs.
And, therefore, readers are forced to populate darkener neighbourhoods where they can see such things. Sorta like having to visit the cheap corner store to buy milk ’cause your fav eatery refuses to pollute ’emselves with basics.
One afternoon, recently, our Los Angeles-based developer (you can see the back of the Hollywood sign from his gorgeous house) gifted us the ability to include a video, no matter how ordinary, pointless or, conversely, dazzling, without having it appear on the main page.
If you look down the bottom right column, you’ll see an aggregator panel like the ones you might’ve stumbled on at various adult-interest websites.
Click on Newest and, yeah, you get everything we’ve loaded.
24 Hours will get you the most popular over the past day, All Time gets ya the best in the biz.
Wave your mouse over Hot Cinema in the top menu bar and you’ll get what’s called a Mega Menu.
And you know what makes this thing a miracle? We’ll run…everything.
Just as Google plans to digitise history’s entire catalogue of words (ten million books digitised so far), we wanna do the same with surf film.
You got something and it’s on Vimeo or YouTube?
Want to feed it to the wolves?
Send to: [email protected]
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Just upload all the Runman movies
You have a developer?
There’s an app called NobodySurf that seems to have every web clib of the past 5 years at least. Maybe copy that. Tag everyone and every place. And get all Warshaw’s EOS stuff. What a project. Do you have any idea what you just bit off?
Here’s some VHS fun
1. Sons of Fun
2. Pickled
3. Campaign
4. Free as a Dog
5. Pro Land
6. On the Road with Spike
7. 5’5″ x 19 1/4
8. Wanderjahr
9. Doped Youth (of course)
10. Occumentary
P.S. Poor Jack McCoy might not be with us much longer. Derek, please interview him. I hear he’s in poor health. He did a lot of good work.
We got Doped Youth in there already! Others I’ll find!!
hows ya pie.
I think you may have fucked the user experience by making us go to two different pages. Hot Cinema will get fuck all for comments or traffic if it’s not in the main feed. Check your analytics in a few weeks, but I imagine you’ll do better numbers by funneling the vids through the main feed.
We can do both!!
hi can i put in a request for sea of darkness? because i have never seen it and i know one of you cunts has it.
I have it! Who wants it?
I WANT IT! Upload that motherfucker
dropbox me, maybe?
Anybody who wants it, get at me at [email protected].
Let the spamming begin!
Good thing that email is only for dealing with BG cunts.
Me! Me! Me sir!
Dezza could arrange a confidential exchange of email addressesessezes. Shirley?
Let’s upload and set the timer to see how long it takes for the cease-and-desist letter to come through
Well, you’re no fucking fun, aren’t you.
ha!! I never said I’d take it down once the letter came through!
Me too!
Will it be Tom Cruise-esq? Will it contain the sweetest, most optimistic, most loving clips we’ve ever seen? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Yea – Tom Cruise-esq ? WTF ?
Where did they get that from ?
Like kids give a shit about Tom fukkn Cruise ?
Like any body gives a shit about him ?
jeez clueless
So many adjectives that I actually have less of an idea as to what they’re doing than before I watched the promo.
It’s wonderful world.
I’m in a constant state of wonder as to how any of the management are still employed. Not that I give a shit. But ??? A comedy of errors.
Every link you click on should direct you to Bunyip Dreaming, just to fuck with people. And to also fuck with Jack McCoy
Fools, nobody’s interested in surf nostalgia
Goodbye bi-weekly STAB visits!!
I’m confused.
Are you weakly bi?
That’s easy. He was going to Stab bi weakly every second week.
Either that or was twice weekly weakly bi every second week.
ohh, he might have been bi going to Stab weakly every second week twice.
Unless weekly he was weakly bi twice going to Stab weekly.
Now I’m confused. Negs ?
Hopefully beachgrit includes stabs videos. And does all the old vhs stuff. Lot of great video segments have been worn out and are impossible to find.
Email sent. Jen See, you shoulda hit me back!
hi sorry! i was traveling!
I got 2 cult classics on hand.
That sounds kinda kinky, Steve.
But then again, perhaps you’re referring to something you should see a doctor about.
This is lame.
I’m going back to Get Sent !
It was beautiful while it lasted!
It was poopieful vile shit casted! It being Get Sent!
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