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Is thrill-lizard Quinn Kasbar an environmental vandal or creator of gorgeous in situ artwork?

Thrill-lizard Quinn Kasbar from Newport Beach, California, has landed himself on the wrong side of popular IG account @kooksoftheday after, apparently, abandoning his famous air mattress  at The Wedge.

In a rare departure from its usual convulsive schadenfreude KOD teed off on Kasbar to its 625,000 fans.

The response, as in typical in these cases where there appears to be some sort of superficial environmental crime, was immediate and furious.

“Ill punch him when I see him don’t trip”
“What a d-bag.”
“kook of 2018”
Pack it out kook
“Obviously es mum doesn’t give a shit cause she didn’t potty train em”
“His servant is headed down to pick it up. Don’t trip y’all.”
“What a tool. How hard would it have been to just shove it in a damn trash can??”
“@quinnkasbar fucking kook. Ride a surfboard.”
“Fucking clown 🤡”
“Lame ass”
“Fucking Donkey. Pick up your Trash … ppl that litter are literally scum 🤦🏼‍♀️”

An examination of Quinn’s Instagram account reveals a feisty go-getter of upper-middle-class stock who ain’t afraid to throw it, himself, air mattress, whatever, over the precipice.

Here at Todos Santos in Mexico.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMcquKdDgkp/?hl=en&taken-by=quinnkasbar

A pretty psycho roof-to-pool drop.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOc_mDqDPrs/?hl=en&taken-by=quinnkasbar

And the air mattress at the Wedge.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK4i9TSjh_p/?hl=en&taken-by=quinnkasbar

What’s the verdict? If Kasbar did leave his mattress on the sand, was it a little souvenir on the beach for his fans? In situ art, the sort the well-heeled of Southern California pay millions for?

Or a long honeymoon dick in the guts for the environment?

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Albert

Looks like it’s the same guy going around scamming people in the newport beach area; take a look.
https://orangecounty.craigs…

TheGreatWhiteBogan

I blame JOB. It’s his jackassery that is prompting all these dip shits to do stupid things like he does. Before he was out there pushing floaty toys and sea kayaks into heavy waves no one did that crap. Now we’ve got some rich dick dragger thinking he’ll be cool and taking his blow up mattress to killers.

Black Rubber

Everyone knows you ride mats with less than 50% air. He’s clearly a kook. Duh.

f u

” superficial environmental crime”? , is there such a thing?

Grimlock

I see nothing wrong with any of this. Of course I also drink mudslides through PLASTIC STRAWS!!!! and use the word “Squaw” in sentences about Liz Warren. So…….

channelbottom

I think this has been blown up out of all proportion.

Captain Clark

And yet, there is 50 comments here alone. Man, John Q Public sure is fickle. JOB does and is worshipped for the same lameness.

brye

given the crap surf in Tahiti, instead of using surfboards, these would make it worth watching professional surfers having a blast in 2-3ft shit on inflatables.

Keith Grace

I come here for the comments. Good work boys and girls.

Return of the Samsung Board

Sickkk… he goes straight on his stomach…

Lindalovelace

About as rad as all that stupid JBO shit , like not.

Gino

The jerk store called,they’re all out of Quinn Kasbar.

Party Pete

Whats the difference you’re their all time best seller

Gino

Whew..thank fuck somebody go it.

Trogan Fan

oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.

Gino

haha..classic

Snowbored

There’s been way worse things left on the sand at the wedge. Including a full used condom that I left there in the heat of passion in 98’.
Had to get her home.
I’m sure it washed away during the next swell and ended up somewhere good.

ricmatic

His environmental crimes are dwarfed by his being a fucken asshole crimes.

Audit In Progress

Ha! I took a video of this shithead getting blown off the back of a big one yesterday. Was hoping that was the last I’d see of it.

Sara Closetotheearth

Link plz

Trogan Fan

this the same kid who had a bunch of autistic siblings? Are we sure he’s not also inflicted?

Dumb Florida Redneck

White peepo

Weatherman

Fucking rock 😜

Dumb Florida Redneck

If I laughed am I racist?

The Bitchy Crab

Yes! And you played significant role in desexualisation of Asian Men! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Sara Closetotheearth

Her book “Well That Escalated Quickly” is excellent

Antipodes

I guess we end up with the internet we deserve. And it looks like we deserve derivative jackass lite content from an ever increasing mob of oxygen thieves who are clamoring to become “influencers”.

Superworm

40 Winks and Captain Snooze are in a bidding war as we speak

James Bickerton

Speaking of oxygen , could I suggest to Kasbar to recreate these stunts on a vacuum bed ? “Everywhere I have these chains but never have I felt so free ?”Rock the Kasbar Rock the Kasbar .

Otto

Mock the Kasbar Mock the Kasbar

Sara Closetotheearth

OMG the wisdom on you. Oxygen thieves. That is pure fn gold.

Bushman

Well, apparently the guy doesn’t want to leave the baby crib and stand up. Gezz thought the beggers banquet, knee boarders, at Black’s was a joke. What goes through the minds of these guys. Fine do it alone but near others this is not fukken kind and you are and look like an idiot.

PacificNorthPest

I’m translating this as Billy Lerner and Jack Beresford A) totally rip and B) are some of Blacks’ most core locals so C) they got a lot of waves? Billy has a knack for backdooring the middle peak on big busy days, has been to Tavarua more than 20 times, is kind of an odd cat and genuinely a very nice guy. Say hi him some time – he wears a dorky cap most days and his boards have a lot of nose rocker. Like you, he sees life a little different than most people, I bet you’d get along

Bushman

Tell they paddle around you and take the next set wave kicking and flapping 20 yards outside of you….up to thier knees before you’ve even paddled….. Shit gets old.

If your their bro you know!

Surf with them…it’s all about them.

channelbottom

I thought you said you never surfed?

Toin coss

He probably popped his mat, tossed it in the trash can and a Curious grom pulled it out of the can to investigate- end of story. Not plausible to think he’d just walk away. He’s a attention whore, but not an idiot.

Dumb Florida Redneck

Maybe…It’s mental flip, he’s been tagging and begging for attention from them for what seems like a while maybe it’s a reverse schroff? I mean heavier even would be if shcroff had stock in FireWire? Everybody needs an anti hero, an enemy. I’ve got mine, actually I have so many detractors I don’t even know who runs my hate page? However it’s given a semi homeless,starving, always sick, in pain, depressed, master of a dead art, more of a platform than I ever would have had. Oh it also kept me shaping, just to piss people off.

Superworm

Can we play Guess Who to figure out who you really are?
Do you have red hair?
Do you wear glasses?
Do you have your own “patented” wavepool design that you developed dunking Tim Tams in your coffee?

Dumb Florida Redneck

More people know than you would think. Shit I have to be the only guy I know with less than 400 followers that has 2 (running) hate pages. Mostly because I’m honest about being a fucking self persevering asshole and don’t bow to the dicks at hand, but if you really want to know, pull up to where you pick up day laborers, I’ll be the white guy.

Superworm

👍👍

Dumb Florida Redneck

post script: What in God’s name is a fucking tim tam?

Superworm

Pretty much up there with the Sydney Opera House, Uluru and Dame Edna in Australianism
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Dumb Florida Redneck

Where I’m from the only snack is good old fashioned Mexican crank. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Superworm

From chocolate to whatever, that escalated quickly

Dumb Florida Redneck

It usually does. You can read about it in my new book “meth and sur….. IS SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!?!”

Superworm

Funny, from what I hear you actually could write that book and fill chapters from surfing


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