It would be the epicenter!
And have you ever been to Montauk or the Hamptons during summertime? Oh it is something to behold. Nantucket Red pants cuffed just so, popped Polo collars, lobster rolls, Jaguars, cocaine, cocaine, pills, cocaine.
Land Rovers.
I have been once though it was many years ago though it was also a famous Hollywood producer or executive producer’s birthday party with many other famous Hollywood producer or executive producer friends in tow with also a wheelbarrow full of male models.
Ooooee but I digress. One of the male models, now caught up in the #metoo scandals, tried to crawl into bed with my wife and me but I digress again.
Cocaine.
Just yesterday the bust of a lifetime happened as Newsday reports:
A monthslong investigation that struck at the “heart” of Montauk’s drug scene resulted in 16 arrests, authorities said on Thursday, as well as the seizure of cash and drugs after working cooks and barbacks sold cocaine, oxycodone and other opioids out of restaurant and bar kitchens.
The drug ring “took advantage of the tourism and commercial activity” during the Montauk summer season and jacked up drug prices by more than double the street value, Suffolk County District Attorney Timothy Sini said at news conference.
“There’s an indication that several of the defendants were coming to work in Montauk specifically to sell drugs,” Sini said, “using their jobs in the service industry as a cover for their narcotics organization.”
It’s a love story (buy here) but can you imagine if Montauk had waves? It would be the most cocaine place on earth.
When I was there with the Hollywood executive/producers and male models I ran into Danny Fuller and the famed Surf Lodge.
What was I writing about again?
Oh yeah. I wish Montauk had waves.
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Possession with intent to distribute plus price gouging, that’s gonna sting.
did they get the lady at the light house?…
The surf lodge turned me away at the door for rocking board shorts
What length boardshorts?
Below the knee, obviously
Chas, you should move to Colombia.
Wow Chas….just you tubed this place Montauk Point and there’s TONS of good waves there! Gonna alert Kalani and the BEEFY BOYS to get over there and social media the shit out of this place posting every wave!
Agreed. That’s not a jetty it’s dog shits
ever noticed how the pictures of the food from fast food chains is slightly misleading from what its actually like?
probably be one of the first places to get a private webber tub.
(Is that a picture of someone engaging in the act of felching?)
Speaking of backdoor kitchen commerce.I heard a story from a reliable source about a guy who offered to work as a dishwasher in the French Alps for free accommodation . He was busted 2 months into the season for operating an illegal brothel .Though small fry in comparison to non traditional commerce on large construction sites in the 80s.
I am sure he arrived with good intentions and just happened to see a gap in the public services that need filling.
have you read Cap’t Zero? You are decades too late.
There are no waves there until its freezing cold in the winter. Plus its loaded with huge Great Whites. And locals are more grumpy than Hawaii. Go to new jersey to surf
No waves here , move on .Very funny in a surfing community how half of the tribe are showing every wave they catch on social media and the other half are denying that these waves even exist .
Oh God do you mean people who don’t surf also take cocaine? Fuck me running
Up voted for “take cocaine”
Every Single Thing and Cocaine: A Love Story
Ohh very Rake darling
This is standard practice in Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard and Montauk life…and the surf although small can be like a October Santa Ana conditions at Westwards and Zuma.
Nothing like partying in $50+ million pad owned by duponts, johnsons and long list of other billionaries that party hard and all surf or buy surf. Being one of the few surfers in the room has its benefits.
Upvote for your happiness .
You imply this is a good wave on the East Coast, but Brett Barley (aka Carolina Lance Mountain) isn’t on it? Is he paddling back out, just out of frame? I call bullshit.
take this down
dont go to montauk. theres no waves. matter of fact, no waves on the east coast. dont bother.
Headed there next month for a wedding. Hoping for a Hurricane.
It picks up any swell ….. west and north wind opinions within, like , 1 mile radius
You’ll surf fun but small offshore conditions… novelty and fun.
Sounds fun. Not expecting much and would be happy with anything ridable.
get ready to get snaked
It scares me that you are reading AND quoting Newsday.
The Hamptons suck. Like all teeth and hand…suck.
The best part of the Hamptons sucking though is that people are eschewing the place and buying further west which means my house will sell for a tidy profit in 10 years.
They are coming….. hold tight
Oh…I know. But all I need is 10 years before it reaches peak shit show.
Please tell me the models name was Newman..