Revealed: Gabriel Medina’s New Year’s Eve was better than yours!

Would you like to move to Brazil and become a surfing champion?

Now, what did you do last night? Were you invited onto the Mad Hueys super yacht, ringing in the new year with champagne and DJ Paul Fisher beats? Did you opt for something a little more peaceful, maybe a bubble bath at home and the new Netflix film Dumplin’ where an overweight girl learns to love herself though the kindness and homespun wisdom of drag queens?

Whatever you did it was not as good as what 2018 World Surf League World Champion Gabriel Medina did and let’s observe the above photo together.

There we see Medina, Brazilian soccer superstar Neymar Jr. and I’m assuming another standout quite possibly from the world of BJJ or capoeira standing behind row after row after row of beautiful women dressed in all in white.

Medina captions the image cryptically. “Happy New Year everyone (smiley face emoji)”

What do you think it was all about?

A) A thankful nation offering up its most beautiful daughters to the sporting greats.

B) Day one of taping Brazil’s Bachelor.

C) A ritualistic sacrifice.

D) Pre-festival get together.

E) Other.

I’m dying to know.

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Sean Callahan
Sean Callahan
7 years ago

One thing I tripped out on, was all the salt in the insta comments from Brazilian women. I knew and dated a ton of Brazilian girls in the 80’s and early 90’s, and this attitude was non-existent back then. I’m not here to bash feminism, but some of the comments from Brazilian women were lacking in perspective, to say the least. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a radical Anarcho-Socialist, but as long as no harm is done, let the boys have their fun. The comments from the Brazzo women are straight from the playbook of the over-the-top, left-pole sjws in Seattle or whereever. Before, they were all in a “live life, be happy groove”, like many Filipinas. Who gives a shit if you’re broke, They’ve got 12 bucks, let’s party kind of attitude. I feel for the guys if those instgram comments represent the new wave of women there.

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
7 years ago

I have a feeling you could probably trip and fall into a pile of coke in Brazil..

in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
7 years ago

They are all shemales and a Gangbang is coming for the three champions.

Tom House
Tom House
7 years ago

I don’t know. I was in bed before midnight, so pretty sure I win.

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
7 years ago

Happy New Year SSD!!!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

cock

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

it appears to explain why there were tons of blokes and bugger all birds at my New Years party. I might have to move it to a different date.

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

you’re still hurt from Jordy’s loss?

LongRichard
LongRichard
7 years ago

I’m fairly certain that around 50% of those girls aren’t virgins.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
7 years ago

and one token black…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

His God obviously be a player!

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Thoroughly enjoyed that podcast. Right up until the almighty showed up. Each to his own I suppose.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Good point. Not the most Christian of posts.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Nothing really indecent about it, unless you want to read something into it. But hey, definetly good advertising and exposure for Medina. Think the others guys on tour might be a little envious right now. The Brazillian storm has arrived and might be here for awhile.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

I vote for separation of church and surf. Its getting a bit much.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

WSL rule #497(a)(7): Any reference to deities in post-heat interviews will be punished by 30 minutes of grom abuse most commonly employed in that locale.

Personally I’m a fan of the “tying to a pole and stealing boardshorts” method.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Crucifixion , it’s a doddle ? A post interview wedgie of the god botherer livestreamed from the lockers or the classic crumbed cutlet , which is one of my favorites but should not be confused with Julian’s auto crumbcutletting after 2014 pipe final and triple crown win ? After party punishment in the form of dick in beer , piss on a mate ( the first to fall asleep ) or the shaving of a single eyebrow could also be utilized to spice up the WSL image ?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I’m with you in principle, although the local chapter of Christian Surfers have Sunday BBQ breakfast before heading off to church which culls the crowd, so I’m conflicted.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Life is not simple.

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Winner

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Unless you’re a LDS…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

vade ad victor spolia

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
7 years ago

Not even scraping the surface of the 72 virgins Mohammed’s getting… paradisiacal, none the less. Heard of sharing, you cunts?!

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  oceanyeti

That is a myth.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

So’s a lotta other stuff that people get all het-up about.

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Sharing? No doubt

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  oceanyeti

A reference to ‘Paradise’ I think was the offending part.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Might be a good time to revisit Instituto Gabriel Medina. Have pupils achieved measured success or just gotten dilated?

This could be a play ripped from the pages of SEC college football institutions of hire education. Instituto Gabriel Medina student-athletes have not seen the success in competition that Gabs had promised his instructors could deliver. As a result, the above picture demonstrates the Instituto’s willingness to bring in “talent” in order to recruit talent.

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Some of these Institutes are merely to avoid taxes, or have exemption of imposts…
Some athletes in Brazil do this to keep the money they received, away from the government.
Like some european athletes, when they change from his birthplaces to Monaco…
I’m not saying this is the case of Medina’s Institute, but there are some exemples of this…

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  paulo de tarso

Gabs still has to keep up appearances. Are there students? Any WSL want to groom for the WSL Debutantes Ball Ranch Dressing Tour? I’m most interested in the welfare of the student athletes’ fathers, whom are left day-after-day at the Instituto’s daddy Daycare Center.

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago

They need to put some numbers behind with names and national flags on the sleeve so we know who is who.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
7 years ago

I just realized Stab posted this forever ago and I titled it the same as they did. My 2019 starts off embarrassing!

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

It’s ok Chas, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

No. It’s #Provodkative!

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Honesty is virtue.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

If they had a sense of humor at Stab they should send you a gift wrapped pack of steak knives and you could then , award them with a bucket of radio active beachgrit from the original Pointbreak when they make there first faux pas in the not to distant future ?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
7 years ago

People in the comments don’t seem too impressed.
That’s Leticia Bufoni second from left front row so maybe the other women are also athletes??

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
7 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

When you’ve done blow with half the tour these pictures make you wonder where the *real* party is…

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
7 years ago

White parties have always only meant one thing and one thing only.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

the bird on the far right looks more “my uncle works on the door and I black mailed him to get me in” than “athlete”

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

That’s why god invented Alcohol ?

Carlos Vilar
Carlos Vilar
7 years ago

The message in the image is clear: we are assholes and we don’t care….


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