"No naughty shark gonna get near my baby!"
"No naughty shark gonna get near my baby!"

In your face Gabriel Medina: Marg River to be on WSL Tour until at least 2021!

"I will never surf by myself here because it’s not safe.”

Australia has a population of 25 million hearty souls and three World Surf League Championship Tour contests, the greatest of which is Margaret River there on the continental island’s west side. Margs is scenic, has a variety of waves and is filled to overflowing with sharks. Who could forget last year when the event, brought to us all by Western Australia’s tourism department, was cancelled due to nearby shark attacks and resumed across the sea in Bali?

A wonderful moment for Western Australian tourism courtesy of our World Surf League.

Well, everyone must have been very pleased with the bright light shown on Uluwatu, very picturesque itself, because the contest has been re-upped for the next three years and let’s read the Guardian. Let’s really learn why.

The Margaret River Pro will remain on the World Surf League schedule after it secured a contract extension until 2021, despite last year’s shark scares. The 2018 event was called off midway through the competition after two non-fatal shark attacks nearby.

Alejandro Travaglini needed surgery to both legs after he was attacked at Cobblestones beach in Gracetown, while Jason Longgrass walked to an ambulance after he was bitten on the leg at nearby Lefthanders break. The presence of beached whales in the area attracted sharks and contributed to their aggressive behaviour.

The Margaret River Pro’s future beyond 2019 was already in doubt even before the shark attacks but the WA state government and Tourism WA have put up the funds to secure a two-year contract extension.

However, it remains to be seen whether the world’s best surfers feel safe returning to Margaret River. After last year’s nearby shark attacks, two-time world champion Gabriel Medina and Brazilian Italo Ferreira expressed fears about entering the water in Margaret River.

“I just don’t feel comfortable surfing there. I will never surf by myself here because it’s not safe,” Medina said after the attack while Ferreira tweeted at the time: “I do not feel comfortable training and competing in places like this.”

So…. hypothetical here. What if 2018 World Champion and very good friend of Neymar, Mr. Gabriel Medina, makes it to the quarters and his opponent bows out midway with injury. Let’s just call his opponent Kelly Slater and let’s say Kelly’s massively shattered foot acts up and Gabriel Medina has to be out there alone.

Will he follow Kelly to the beach?

Will he qualify for the injury wildcard next year?

Many questions.

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Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
7 years ago

This photo and subject, A match made in Heaven. Love ya work.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
7 years ago

movie. make it a movie!

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

Yes, if not for dialogue he’d be up to his plums in Bookers.

E-Wing Fighter Pilot
E-Wing Fighter Pilot
7 years ago

Hope he gets bumped by a dolphin.

lorne
lorne
7 years ago

i look forward to Margies getting no swell during the event window and us all wanting it back off tour like we did a year or two ago (pre the JJF year)

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

This is what they pay you for?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Shhhh…. Gabby doesn’t want anyone to know.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

GMED
Beach birthing services

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin
7 years ago

they never call off the dakar rally because someone dies

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago

Haha but they did move it to the other side of the world due to security issues 🙂

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Is it still called the Dakar Rally?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It’s pronounced
Da car rally
Can be anywhere really
No name change neccesary

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Your logic is faultless and iron-clad sir.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Yes. They are talking about moving it back to Africa for 2020. The 2019 Dakar Rally will be raced solely in Peru. You know what this means right? Some will say the Dakar Rally started in Africa. Some will say it started in Peru. Some will say that sounds a lot like a surfing argument. All would say Adult Learners are not good, no matter where they start.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Cuz the open ocean at Margs is way more dangerous than the open ocean at Ulus.
That was such a bullshit call by the WSL.
Glad for WA.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago

Do people dare surf Margaret River or the Box or Boatramp or the Bombie or Gas these days?

“Yes” you say? Perfectly normal surfing citizens?

jeez eh how about that.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Fuk, GMed just said something.
He didn’t actually bottle it.
He thought it dodgy at Margs
Who the fuk Dosent?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago

Yeah shit eh, hardly even worth a story is it.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Playing devil’s advocate, does the “citizens” aspect make a difference? Should it?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Well yes of course it does. If you’re just surfing some spot you’re in an entirely different state of mind to a CT pro considering a CT location. You’re freer with your choices about when to surf, but you might also (if you’re surfing there often) have a more educated idea of the risks. Then again nobody is paying you — well let’s see, two week waiting period, abt $3m pa endorsements, prize pool average etc — about $130,000 to be there and surf in a contest.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

And not for fame, fortune, points or likes

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

There is barely any chance we’ll be lucky enough to enjoy another Punch the Shark moment in surfing.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Gab in the Shark?
Sounds familiar…
Can’t quite place my finger on where I’ve heard that before…

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Jool’s sponsors (I am going to guess it’s a mountain biking brand) should bury a whale carcass in the beach in front of Main Break just to make sure.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Gabs needs a new mindset for Margs. Might I suggest he spend some time studying the “I’ll play with any creature” attitude of this dog:
https://youtu.be/PKkSMKhRnhQ

Tom
Tom
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

That’s epic – we could just dump dogs to sea to “play” with sharks here on east coast. Problem solved?

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  Tom

That was tense!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Repo man’s life is always intense, that’s why we smoke shard.

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

Name a movie I’m in that I don’t steal. I’m the Bryan Brown of American Cinema.
[+posthumously, that is+]

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

BB Stole 90 minutes of my life in Cocktail.

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

You gotta pay the rent. And he didn’t steal “Along came Polly” either, that was Hank Azaria.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Pretty in pink?

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

True, that “Duckie” guy stole PiP.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

PiP was a launch pad for the Donger. The unsung hero so much so they yanky’d his wanky straight into Gung-ho.

Some Guy
Some Guy
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Dang Gung Ho. Nice work

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Paw patrol paw patrol
Well be there on the double!
No sharks too big no prawns too small, paw patrol are on a roll
So here we go
Paw patrol.

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago

He wouldn’t be there alone, Rosy would be there as a big yellow pink squid jig getting pounded by set waves.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Viva Caio!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Stryder will be out there with him acting as chum so no wucken furries.

Shore pound
Shore pound
7 years ago

Stryder’s neck chum

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
7 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

Alright guys let’s be civil here

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

That gobble neck is civil disobedience worthy of some catchy name like Occupy Wall St.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

What about Occy’s Balls Skeet

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

I guess you could say that’s taking it in Stride.

Christina Medina
Christina Medina
7 years ago

Does he shave his nipples too? (I mean while lactating?)

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

that’s the guy. its like he photo bombed a funeral.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago

charlie is the creepiest step-daddy this world has ever seen. change my mind.

Munga's Berries
Munga's Berries
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Maybe second creepiest…
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Was Fritzl a step or full blown rapist father?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

That reminds me Wiggs.
I’ve got an idea for an Austrian-themed, bread-crumbed chicken joint; Josef Schnitzel.

Special surprises for those cunts who order a big basket of fries and only eat half.

You want in on the ground floor?

Chris Binns
Chris Binns
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’ve always thought a Chicken Fritzl Burger would sit well on a menu. None of this free range fowl, caged chook only.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Chris Binns

You know I googled that sick fucker and I’m kinda astounded. Obviously the Australian news media have some pretty amazing knowledge! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Surely we can workout a deal where I roll my Andy Ironing shares into the new venture?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

We’ll get Robbo in on weekends, training up on the iron and trouser press, so he’s good to go when he falls off the tour.

How are you at forging restaurant food safety / health certificates?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Creepiest, luckiest, richest, sexiest.

Shore pound
Shore pound
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

‘Swallowing’s important’ ….same advice Charlie gave to Gabs

david fffff
david fffff
7 years ago

Oooof

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

not many smiles in that picture. the one I can see looks staged.


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