Wanna know what the most important number in your next custom is?
A few weeks back I ordered a custom small-waver, a reboot of a model I’d gotten involved with ten years earlier.
The design had changed with the prevailing winds of fashion, it was thicker, flatter and wider, but I knew it would be a fast and stable board and draw, roughly, the same hieroglyphics on a wave.
Great shaper, good local construction. The sorcery hadn’t changed. How could you lose?
For the first time in my life and following the route of common belief, I chose a board via the magical volume number and not my usual mix of length, width, thickness.
Yeah.
As I unpacked a board that my ballerina legs would never turn, I was shown the folly of ordering a surfboard via how much foam is contained within its boundaries and not by specifics.
Everything else, the curve, the outline, the foil, was perfect.
But two sizes too big.
I was the skinny kid ordering a pair of 34″ jeans.
I had to call Jon Pyzel, who has shaped for the two-time world champ John John Florence since he was five, ’cause I know surfers swinging in and saying, ‘Gimme a thirty’ is a pet peeve.
Jon is also one of the most accessible shapers in the world.
Walk into his factory in Waialua on the North Shore or hit him up on his Instagram account, which he operates, and you’re going to talk, message, with Jon himself.
He’s like Gabriel’s shaper Johnny Cabianca. The pair are in the game to make beautiful surfboards, not to wind up sitting behind a desk commanding an apparel and hardware biz.
So I call Jon.
I told him what I did.
And that it made me think, why the volume thing anyway? Ain’t it about trying to get a board that’s stable and paddles well.
Think: doesn’t rocker, for instance, affect stability and the ability to paddle more than the amount of foam in a board?
And width?
Therefore, could a 27-litre board be more stable and paddle better than a 30-litre board?
Talk to me Jonny.
“I hear it every day. I want this many litres in a board,” says Jon. “What people don’t understand is that volume is simply the amount of foam in a board. You can have a narrow and thick board that is 30 litres and a thin, wide board that is 30 litres. And the only reason we even know the volume is because of the computer programs. No hand-shaper can tell you what the volume of a board is unless they have a float tank.
Jon says he tries to educate people on the importance of knowing that volume isn’t the final say in the game.
“Rocker is one of the biggest factors in board paddling,” says Jon. “And one huge thing that nobody thinks about with volume is that it only has an effect on a board before it hits planing speed. It’s like a big heavy boat going through water. Once it hits its planing speed and the hull is on top of the water it frees up. It’s no longer going through the water, it’s on top of the water. A surfboard does the same thing.”
So when someone comes in to order a board, a Shadow, say, his newest model, and they want a six-o, what Jon does is he asks ’em the width.
“It has a huge role in how a board performs,” he says. “They know they want a six-o and they know how much foam they want in it, but I ask ’em what width they prefer. You don’t just want to make a board thicker and wider until you hit their ‘number.’ When someone come to me, if I have their width and their length I can manoeuvre from there.”
Jon points out the obvious, that a board you ride in crummy waves is probably going to need more volume than a board you launch in good surf.
Sometime a step-up board might have less volume than a normal shortboard,” he says, adding once you get to a certain size, it becomes the opposite and you overcompensate with volume in rhino chaser.
And, he says, adding an eighth of an inch to thickness is going to have a bigger effect, volume-wise, than a similar increase in width.
He tells people to think about a litre bottle of soda. Imagine it’s foam. If you want to increase or decrease your volume by 200mls, or twenty percent of that bottle, well, it ain’t much at all. You ain’t gonna feel it. John John might, but not you, not me.
But, he says, tell ’em to get one of those gallon American soda drink mega cups and you can appreciate what three or four litres will do to your board.
Got it?
Know your width and length, have a rough idea of your volume but don’t be afraid to swing a little, tell your shaper where you’re gonna ride the thing and let ’em create their magic.
And it is magic.
“The joy in making surfboards comes from the people riding them more than the award or the content win,” says Jon. “You have a kid walk in and it’s the happiest thing you’ve ever seen. I like that connection. I like to be a part of it. That never get old.”
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Sorry? For what? Public office?
I’m merely a concerned citizen. Powerless, but concerned.
… and opinionated, and grumpy, and Seppo enough not to be shy about it.
Sorry/not sorry
That’s it, Scott. Right there.
Everyone has to suck it up ! Coz rich man $$$$$$$$$
Not for me.
conveniently neglecting the the chest measurement.
Rather than silly dimensions, I have adopted the VAL-rule-of-three when purchasing a new board:
– Instagram like/comment potential
– Whiteness of foam blank OR will the spray job match my Hurley wetsuit
– Can I use the names “Kelly” or “John John” when people ask me about the board
True story!!
1. I never had spray jobs until 18 months ago, when I ordered a bright mustard with burnt sienna rails. I ordered a step-up a few the later with matching spray. Color-coordinated quiver!
2. After many encounters with the reef at my favorite local (because I suck), I decided it best for health and safety that I sport a helmet before the inevitable contact with my skull. I went to great effort to give it a bright mustard spray job.Matching helmet!!
3. On account of my high risk of skin cancer I wear zinc cream on my nose and lips like Alan Donald. A few years ago I made the move towards lumo colours, so I could really own the kookness that comes with wearing zinc. I recently found a yellow version. Matching zinc!!!
4. I’d like to nominate myself for the 2019 Kook Awards in the “matching colours” category.
I’d argue that brightly colored zinc is not kook at all and is actually quite core. Kook is using tinted zinc that looks like makeup and blends in with your skin tone so that “no one can see you’re wearing it”, as one VAL suggested to me.
oh. shit. i’m fucking this up.
We’re here for you Jen!
People on Amazon gave Vertra 1 star because their translucent sunscreen made their faces white.
To quote (what I’m assuming is a VAL): “I was deceived by the term “translucent” and feel that Vertra is being deceptive and taking huge leaps and liberties by using that term for this product. On caucasian medium skin tone, this stick goes on extremely white, and stays pretty white even after you take a long time rubbing it in.”
It’s all about knowing waves, conditions and ability. The VAL will never get their heads around understanding and knowing the globes waves…as billabong said “only a surfer knows”….and that takes fucking decades mate, if not a lifetime!
Most pros including Kelly have no idea what they are riding!
Can you have a discussion about glass with Pyzel? I surfed on a board shaped for a pro with a light glass job and it felt like I had an extra 15 % ability.
If you can afford to change them every 3 months, and don’t mind the tennis ball size dents that appear after each session, then the light glass jobs are wonderful .( or just get an epoxy )
How about Mike. As in Mike VAL-lely?
Yeah but that dudes a bad ass
Yep, he’s worthy of more respect than to be associated with VALs but maybe it will work as an inspiration for them.
Trump is to BroBro what BroBro is to Trump?
paul fisher got you covered
May I suggest the South African noun Puss Hooks ! Hopefully wordsmith Jordy’s Pout can give us a colorful definition?
JB you used that term previously and I regrettably haven’t come across it before.
Could you be the enlightener please?
PS most likely spelled “poes” judging by the context you are using it (but still pronounced as in “puss in boots”). The Afrikaans equivalent of the c-word…
Thanks JP. Poes Hooks looks better . I first heard it from a mate from Cape Town in the 90s , father Afrikaans and mother English, who described it as someone so incredibly annoying , attracting others of his ilk by c-word gravity who were then hooked on to him like fish on the hooks . Basically a Black Hole of C*nts.
I’ll be sure to repopularise the term as much as I can!
*Poes
Bizarre Love Triangle creates new order ( day 2 )
Watch out for the Blue Mondays because Love Will Tear you Apart.
Who was right, Joy Division or Capt and Tennille?
Well, the Captain owns a yacht, so he probably votes Donald. And Joy Division were Salford factory grime, so I’m going with working class Labour lefties there.
Capt’s been dead for awhile but
Latest idea for song mashup complete.
I just about got a gig on a super yacht one time. But thought better not, couldn’t see me doing the kiss arse owner thing. Always wonder how that might have panned out ….
I know a couple or three that have gone there – loved it ! Extremely well paid. Girls in every port – but yea, the kiss arse thing ….. it’s a biggie. Smelly old comm fishing for me … all years ago now.
You’re sick too
Surfed with Jon 100 times at V Land 2005 to 2012 guy was super cool, humble, stoked and a dawn patrol warrior like myself.
He actually complimented my surfing a lot then I realized who he was in relation to John John and I was soooo stoked!
Normal guy
used to surf with Gmeds dad down Maresias way.
He said I was a kook and would never amount to anything.
Look at me now!
Lol I know I sound like a kook. Just saying you never know who’s who sometimes. He looked like a sun drenched waiter who smoked as much pot as me and he seemed to really love surfing. Like me.
Maybe I didn’t not fit in on BG I can leave if you want.
Na you just like most of em.
All hardcore legends
I bail my board on the shorey.
I like pulling in on the shorebreak
Your welcome buddy!
I saw him at the Haleiwa McDonald’s once
Sorry I can’t do cool comments like everyone else. I’ll leave now
I didn’t see him in a “10s highlight reel” that nobody made
I saw him at a petrol station in Ballina once. What amazing times in our own lives!
I think BroBro would work. Or maybe iSurf.
Yeah but… climate change is real and Trump is fuckwit.
Like… for reals
Rosey Raspberry Williams Turpel
It’s the climate change we had to have.
Paul Keating.
A man of vision ?
Everything ALP since, has been rubbish
Is it real cause you heard it on the news?
Scientists told you personaly?
Water comes in your house on high tide?
Why so so so sure
CB how much are you getting paid to spew the money changers Agenda to tax humanity…. you have some karma in your being!
Huh?
It’s bad with the Christensen’s up this way. One of my favorite pastimes is check craigslist to see how many of them donkeys are trying to pawn off for $800-1k.
Yeah we get it dude you bought a board you can’t ride.
That picture of JJF is disturbing
fuck so good!!!!!!!!
-wears custom wetsuits only
-only wears gear with an anchor on it
-confuses organic and vegan but who cares
-calls any sport other than surfing a “jock sport”
The only thing that should be ordered in litres is Beer
the pop up adds are a bit much…