Double feature: Watch Lisa Andersen’s “Trouble” and see Kanga Cairns, live, launch his newish bio!

A Bondi double bill to raise money for help-the-wretched-locals charity SurfAid…

Down the end of my street, squatting like a Sphinx on Bondi Beach, is a swinging bar called The Bucket List.

It is staffed by the most gorgeous men, women and inbetweeners you might ever imagine, all with a docile tenderness that make a visit there a highlight of any trip to Australia.

And the view, the food etc. If you go, ask for Andy, he’s a dreamboat.

Tomorrow night, at seven pm, if you’re around, how about you help BeachGrit and The Bucket List raise a little cash for SurfAid, Dr Davey Jenkins’ charity that goes into remote communities and builds wells, water tanks and community health centres, hands our mozzie nets and trains and educates locals in disease prevention etc.

Mother and kid health is a big one.

We work together with communities and local government to prevent mother and child suffering and death. The latest Indonesian statistics show that every three hours a mother dies in childbirth, while every hour 20 babies die. Half of these babies are less than one month old. In remote areas these figures are worse. We provide a mix of practical support, education and health promotion that aims to change poor health behaviours into positive behaviours. Simple basic stuff, really, but with huge effects!

Anyway, to get ’em some money, we’re going to screen the Chas Smith-directed Lisa Andersen biopic Trouble and the great Ian “Kanga” Cairns, #2 in 1976, co-inventor of modern pro surfing, is going to be at The Bucket List selling his new book Kanga, telling stories etc.

Wanna come? Starts at seven.

There’s gonna be prizes from The Critical Slide Society (aka TCSS), Oscar and Frank sunglasses, Sunbum sunscreen (the official lotion of BeachGrit) and a 7S board from Rich Lovett, who once won a WCT event at Trestles.

Tickets here. 

Or donate to SurfAid here with expecting a damn thing in return.  

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James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

While I was in Oz last month I heard this story from a mate . He was competing in the states in the late 80s and managed to get a custom Al Merrick through the aid of Chris Brown ! He was supposed to take it home to show his shaper in Oz , who was interested obviously , when Lisa Andersen asked him if she could try his board out because she couldn’t get or find a good board at the time . He , being a generous chap , still is , lends her the board , she loves it , won’t give it back , pays him more than what he paid for it and then ( eventually) goes on to win 4 world titles and the board never made it back to Oz …..

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

She’s still a bitch for not giving it back.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It would have ended up in Newcastle in a Pacific Dream ?

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Would love to come…unfortunately spent this weeks allowance on Peter Mel wishing me well at my volleyball game on Saturday.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

We’ve spent one thousand dollars already. Rejected by Seabass, however.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Have you asked Mick? Good luck.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Wardo might be looking for a few bucks.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

I reckon you could get good value for money if you just went straight to Brett Simpson.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Letting everybody know that I’ll be wearing a v-neck t-shirt. Don’t want 2 of us there with the same shirt on looking like stooges.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Vees are so…2009. Now it’s jumpsuits. True.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Nice.
Could you post a picture here? Preferable one were the guy has had too many Captain Sensibles?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Can’t upload via diqus. Some sort of world-wide glitch. But v attractive, as you might imagine. Usurped the farmer overalls, coloured tee combo.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Not sure if I’m blessed or cursed living down here in Vic

Lindalovelace
Lindalovelace
7 years ago

I woulda gone but I’m already set up in good old Toocool for the fun and shenanigans.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Double Bondi Burgers?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Onya Surf ads!
You sound a lot younger than I imagined.
That Creed guy must be somebody’s worry!

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Haha ATS? I was so pissed and forgot my question halfway through.

Yeah I’m a young buck compared to all the old cunts on here!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Was good.messy!
Deadly sounding a bit wsl conflicted.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Very messy.

Yeah I saw Turps was at the show last night too. Imagine if the swellians became the new… I don’t even remember the name of that god awful YouTube show WSL were doing…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Bet turps cldnt understand much

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Driving down? I believe the beer is Honest Ale.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

I’d love too but am saving up wife credit for an upcoming Ments trip, and my Surfads credit was used up on the below mentioned Ain’t that swell outing

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

You have wife credits? Does she peg you too?

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Only if she’s tiring

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

Whoa, a like, real-live event! Shit’s getting real around here now.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Fly over! To hell with spring in southern California.

Jen See
Jen See
7 years ago

If only! It is, unfortunately very far, I think!

Gino
Gino
7 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

You do realize that alcohol is free on international flights Jen?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Watch the time and brain connectors disappear.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

I always get Valium from my dentist for the long hauls, works a treat.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

I’d like to donate cause I almost lost my sweetheart and a sprog at pop time, but I’m not goin over the bridge to that cesspool of hedonism.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

C’mon over. I’ll buy you a drink.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Maybe but Friday nite is girlfriend night.
Saturday for the wife.
Luckily she’s both

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Bring ’em both. Nice almost haiku too.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
7 years ago

Hedonism is too positive. I prefer a cesspool of apathy.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

Don’t forget Wiggs’ Coffee Table Book

Brutus
Brutus
7 years ago

do you want one of those 7S fishes , I am thinking of going as I have always dreamed of an RL /7S….should help with the asian child slave labor problem , fuck where’s a Slater design asian sled?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I’ve never really seen anyone standing up on those things. There must be a serious design flaw.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Here y’go, brother. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

I look forward to seeing Brutus show us some footage of someone ripping on one of his boards.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I’d love to slide a handmade MC custom in there.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

It will have a half moon tail and be 6 inches longer than your height regardless of what you order. Don’t bother with a custom just get it off the rack.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

You need to return to the goldy

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

To a life of slow points and ultra-yellow nose candy?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

And less Andys

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

The key ingredient is urinal cakes. Oddly enough they are not usually used urinal cakes because it’s easier to just order a bunch of them than going from pub to pub grabbing them out. There has been this little bar fly or gnat cunt of a thing following me around all morning. It’s giving me the shits mate. Help.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Smash it with the iron

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

throwing a trough lolly on a bbq usually clears out unwanted pests. in fact it usually clears everything out of about a 25m radius for a couple of hours. can be used as an effective “fuck you” parting gesture if you are asked to leave a gatecrashed bbq.


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