A Bondi double bill to raise money for help-the-wretched-locals charity SurfAid…
Down the end of my street, squatting like a Sphinx on Bondi Beach, is a swinging bar called The Bucket List.
It is staffed by the most gorgeous men, women and inbetweeners you might ever imagine, all with a docile tenderness that make a visit there a highlight of any trip to Australia.
And the view, the food etc. If you go, ask for Andy, he’s a dreamboat.
Tomorrow night, at seven pm, if you’re around, how about you help BeachGrit and The Bucket List raise a little cash for SurfAid, Dr Davey Jenkins’ charity that goes into remote communities and builds wells, water tanks and community health centres, hands our mozzie nets and trains and educates locals in disease prevention etc.
Mother and kid health is a big one.
We work together with communities and local government to prevent mother and child suffering and death. The latest Indonesian statistics show that every three hours a mother dies in childbirth, while every hour 20 babies die. Half of these babies are less than one month old. In remote areas these figures are worse. We provide a mix of practical support, education and health promotion that aims to change poor health behaviours into positive behaviours. Simple basic stuff, really, but with huge effects!
Anyway, to get ’em some money, we’re going to screen the Chas Smith-directed Lisa Andersen biopic Trouble and the great Ian “Kanga” Cairns, #2 in 1976, co-inventor of modern pro surfing, is going to be at The Bucket List selling his new book Kanga, telling stories etc.
Wanna come? Starts at seven.
There’s gonna be prizes from The Critical Slide Society (aka TCSS), Oscar and Frank sunglasses, Sunbum sunscreen (the official lotion of BeachGrit) and a 7S board from Rich Lovett, who once won a WCT event at Trestles.
Or donate to SurfAid here with expecting a damn thing in return.
While I was in Oz last month I heard this story from a mate . He was competing in the states in the late 80s and managed to get a custom Al Merrick through the aid of Chris Brown ! He was supposed to take it home to show his shaper in Oz , who was interested obviously , when Lisa Andersen asked him if she could try his board out because she couldn’t get or find a good board at the time . He , being a generous chap , still is , lends her the board , she loves it , won’t give it back , pays him more than what he paid for it and then ( eventually) goes on to win 4 world titles and the board never made it back to Oz …..
She’s still a bitch for not giving it back.
It would have ended up in Newcastle in a Pacific Dream ?
Would love to come…unfortunately spent this weeks allowance on Peter Mel wishing me well at my volleyball game on Saturday.
We’ve spent one thousand dollars already. Rejected by Seabass, however.
Have you asked Mick? Good luck.
Wardo might be looking for a few bucks.
I reckon you could get good value for money if you just went straight to Brett Simpson.
Letting everybody know that I’ll be wearing a v-neck t-shirt. Don’t want 2 of us there with the same shirt on looking like stooges.
Vees are so…2009. Now it’s jumpsuits. True.
Nice.
Could you post a picture here? Preferable one were the guy has had too many Captain Sensibles?
Can’t upload via diqus. Some sort of world-wide glitch. But v attractive, as you might imagine. Usurped the farmer overalls, coloured tee combo.
Not sure if I’m blessed or cursed living down here in Vic
I woulda gone but I’m already set up in good old Toocool for the fun and shenanigans.
Double Bondi Burgers?
Onya Surf ads!
You sound a lot younger than I imagined.
That Creed guy must be somebody’s worry!
Haha ATS? I was so pissed and forgot my question halfway through.
Yeah I’m a young buck compared to all the old cunts on here!
Was good.messy!
Deadly sounding a bit wsl conflicted.
Very messy.
Yeah I saw Turps was at the show last night too. Imagine if the swellians became the new… I don’t even remember the name of that god awful YouTube show WSL were doing…
Bet turps cldnt understand much
Driving down? I believe the beer is Honest Ale.
I’d love too but am saving up wife credit for an upcoming Ments trip, and my Surfads credit was used up on the below mentioned Ain’t that swell outing
You have wife credits? Does she peg you too?
Only if she’s tiring
Whoa, a like, real-live event! Shit’s getting real around here now.
Fly over! To hell with spring in southern California.
If only! It is, unfortunately very far, I think!
You do realize that alcohol is free on international flights Jen?
Watch the time and brain connectors disappear.
I always get Valium from my dentist for the long hauls, works a treat.
I’d like to donate cause I almost lost my sweetheart and a sprog at pop time, but I’m not goin over the bridge to that cesspool of hedonism.
C’mon over. I’ll buy you a drink.
Maybe but Friday nite is girlfriend night.
Saturday for the wife.
Luckily she’s both
Bring ’em both. Nice almost haiku too.
Hedonism is too positive. I prefer a cesspool of apathy.
Don’t forget Wiggs’ Coffee Table Book
do you want one of those 7S fishes , I am thinking of going as I have always dreamed of an RL /7S….should help with the asian child slave labor problem , fuck where’s a Slater design asian sled?
I’ve never really seen anyone standing up on those things. There must be a serious design flaw.
Here y’go, brother. https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I look forward to seeing Brutus show us some footage of someone ripping on one of his boards.
I’d love to slide a handmade MC custom in there.
It will have a half moon tail and be 6 inches longer than your height regardless of what you order. Don’t bother with a custom just get it off the rack.
You need to return to the goldy
To a life of slow points and ultra-yellow nose candy?
And less Andys
The key ingredient is urinal cakes. Oddly enough they are not usually used urinal cakes because it’s easier to just order a bunch of them than going from pub to pub grabbing them out. There has been this little bar fly or gnat cunt of a thing following me around all morning. It’s giving me the shits mate. Help.
Smash it with the iron
throwing a trough lolly on a bbq usually clears out unwanted pests. in fact it usually clears everything out of about a 25m radius for a couple of hours. can be used as an effective “fuck you” parting gesture if you are asked to leave a gatecrashed bbq.