Usual story, bull shark, hits leg, surfer dies etc on that godforsaken island…
Is a man-eaten-by-shark-on-Reunion-Island story news anymore? Yesterday, a surfer from Paris, Kim Mahbouli, went surfing, got hit, lost a leg, died.
The attack was the twenty-fourth in eight years and the eleventh fatal. In January, a fisherman died when a bull shark hit his leg.
Yeah, Mahbouli, who was twenty eight, was surfing in one of those banned areas ’cause the French way of solving an imbalance of bull sharks in the local ecosystem is to just stop people going in it.
And, yeah, his pals apparently had shark repellant devices strapped to their ankles (Modom leashes?).
But what are you going to do?
There’s waves and the odds of getting hit by a shark, as we keep hearing, are about the same as visitation from curious aliens or a meteor strike.
Tourists getting their legs bitten off and subsequently dying on the beach has ruined tourism on that Indian Ocean-Franco paradise. Y’ain’t seen anything like this Creole version of Tahiti, with its volcano and reef passes and exceptional boulangeries.
And the people! Some dark, some light, most possessing some beguiling physical characterstic, blue eyes popping out of choco skin, for instance.
But ever since a marine sanctuary was created in 2007, the bull sharks have taken hold of the ocean.
“There is no more life. There is no more turtles. There is no more fish. No more nothing. No more reef sharks. Because the bull sharks have eaten everything. And now, because there’s nothing left to eat, it’s the surfers.” Jeremy Flores.
A few years ago, I interviewed Jez Flores, who grew up there, about it.
“From generation to generation there were always fishermen and then people from overseas, environmentalists, came and they stopped fishing in a 10-kilometre area where all the shark attacks are now happening,” says Jez. “That was eight years ago. By the time they stopped fishing the sharks didn’t have anything to fear anymore so they started coming and now it’s dead territory. They ate everything. There is no more life. There is no more turtles. There is no more fish. No more nothing. No more reef sharks. Because the bull sharks have eaten everything. And now, because there’s nothing left to eat, it’s the surfers.”
When thirteen-year-old shredder Elio Canestri was killed in front of his pals in 2015, Jez told me, “All these sharks, bro, fuck, it’s the real deal. Perfect waves. Sunny day. Eight kids in the water and the shark attacked in the middle of everyone. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine how those kids feel?”
Even Kelly Slater, who ain’t gung-ho when it comes to killing animals, advocated a cull.
“Honestly, I won’t be popular for saying this but there needs to be a serious cull on Reunion and it should happen every day. There is a clear imbalance happening in the ocean there. If the whole world had these rates of attack nobody would use the ocean and literally millions of people would be dying like this. The French govt needs to figure this out asap. 20 attacks since 2011!?”
Jez visits regularly. He don’t surf.
“It’s not worth the risk,” he said.
(Note: It’s five am in Reunion. Got a few pals there. I’ll call ’em for the inside story in a few hours.)
The reports from the authorities clearly state that he wasn’t wearing any kind of device at the time of the attack, only the guys surfing with him were. Check your facts.
Sharks need to eat too. Surfing is an extreme sport, if you aren’t willing to pay the price, go to Disneyland!
That was very polite cheese on toast . Thank you .
real scientist guys , wow , deep , so what’s a small shark, a 6′ reef shark , are you saying that all the reef sharks have been eaten by Bulls?
I hope you haven’t been listening to that ol wanker greenough?
Jeremy should go by Jez.
Red Bull Sharks give you fins.
“the sharks didn’t have anything to fear anymore so they started coming… And now, because there’s nothing left to eat, it’s the surfers.”
Jeremy is not a marine biologist is he?
Question for those who’ve met some – are pro-surfers dumber than average?
the bull sharks didn’t eat the reef sharks , the fisherman sold them for shark fin soup , then the bulls moved in and destroyed everything …..so the locals created the problem!
LGR , I believe in opening doors , collapsing walls and safety nets . Separate Sharks from Humans with nets , don’t separate humans from humans ?
Fuck I am in the USA helping build the wall….
We know you have hammered walls all your surfing life . Hammer this one hard …89 Berlin Style ! Like in Jericho , walls come tumbling down…
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Shark Shield tested!:
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They do work…
It’s fucking tragic ! Imagine if it these attacks happened on land ? 24 tiger attacks at a football field , 24 bear attacks at a skate park , 24 crocodile attacks on Netball courts ( Imagine the political sway if the 800,000 member strong power of Australian Netball came out swinging ) , 24 wolf attacks at a children’s playground …….. but no , it is in the sea so we don’t really know what to do or if it is ok to do anything ? It is ok for a human in Ethiopia to work for 25 dollars a month in the rag trade but we can’t net a beach because we might kill an ….. oversized fish ?
Je suis Kim Mahbouli , je suis Charlie Hebdo ……
inbalance of Humans not Sharks
Since when do media outlets do that?
I think Kelly walked back that statement after being attacked by lefties on social media.
Greenies or Lefties ? Or is green the only left , left ? Uluwatu , Padang , Pipe , Gnaraloo ……
I deliver the mail to a guy who has a holiday place on Phillip Island.
He splashes around while his teenager daughter surfs. He told me last week he bought a shark repellent device.
I like the guy too much to laugh at him.
Pity you can’t send a few Bull sharks over to those Tamarin Bay pricks.
Derek,
why don’t~cha help pep’s out?
BUY a Freedom 7 Shark Shield, like this 1 I’ve had since 2009,
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AND do some tests, it will indeed deter a shark swimmin’,
investigatin’ ya before it attacks…
If you’re scared, get LT to do it.
Or ask George Greenough to paddle his matt out and do it…
If you knew what I personally know from experience,
you could actually help save thee lives of some pep’s
who surf/body~board/swim/free~dive in known shark~ie waters…
Another pic:
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FYI:
Shark Shield has a design made for surfers.
DR ~ Get one, 2, 3, test ’em some~where in your neck of thee woods.
AND then report your findin’s for the good of thee ocean water luvin’ public…
more drag than mardi gras
LOLcunts!
No spruiking required, this device appears to save lives. Just look at the dude above, who would have otherwise have been devoured by a shark, had it no been for Shark Shield™. Tongue firmly in my cheek.
Lefty policies kill.
It is possible you are confusing Social Humanism with Shark Hugging ?
No
Can you expand on your No positon ? In less than 25 words to win this MAGA cap signed by Tournotes ?
The French are everywhere but not hated, did they make love not war with the traditional owners of the places? They came baring wine and croissants. And obliged with the bare titties policy of every land. What’s not to love.
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Oh yeah I forgot about that.
I was so happy when Jacques Chirac decided to recommence Nuclear Testing in the Pacific while I was trying to renew my student visa in 96 , 97 , 98 ! 6 years later they decided it was a good idea that Australia and France were best mates and it was a good idea that one could have double nationalities Franco Australian ? Strangely enough I ended up having a long term relationship with the daughter of a French Navy Doctor who was there to observe the tests ……
funny that we had a protest at the Rip Curl Hossegor Pro , Surfers Against Nuclear Explosions , got into all sorts of shit when we marched by the PM’s summer house on Le Lac , dressed as Hippies with peace banners etc….we were having a phones tapped etc as we did it with Green peace….lotta bad press for me and quite a few confrontations until I got a hold of the WW I and II stats of how Australia came to France to fight the Hermans……then sorta all good…..
Fuck Mate , My dumb white Australian Grand and Great Grand Parents( god love em ) fought in France against the Germans and later in the Pacific against the Japanese but they should have like the thugs of times gone past demanded long term rights for their nation and family if they were victorious , which they fucking were ! Funnily enough half of my class in Uni at Bordeaux were from Germany , on Erasmus Scholarships funded by the European Union ( as they should be ) and Ally Aussie Surf kid had to pay his own way and battle constantly French Bureaucrats to get there and stay there . Possibly why my best mate married a Japanese girl and I married a German ….. Lest we Forget ? Ps lovely to see your son Maintaining the Rage .
Should have left the boat all black ?
Was only juuuust before my time but a huge event in the motherland huh
It was very funny because in the 80’s / 90s we had to pay for the visa to visit France and at the bottom of the form was an asterix : free for foreign teachers of the French Language and NZ CITIZENS .BOOM !
hmm , now there’s a story that there are no reef sharks left because the local fishermen fished them out , which made an imbalance in the ocean , and the Bull sharks then took over …interesting that he was wearing some kind of shark shield/repellant now there’s a story……hopefully you will follow up and find out?
Maybe all these so called shark repellant devices should pass the Reunion Test before being marketed and sold?
nice board you made for Hakman
If Brutus made a board for Mr Sunset that made Ck T happy then all is well .
Just found out that Brutus took down Simon A at Burleigh Heads the first time he took out a 3 fin surfboard in a heat ?
And that Sweaty Betty , Dick Brewer’s wife invented the Thruster , Shortboard and Sauna Yoga ?
haha , now there’s some trivia for ya…..I thought he won , he looked at the Nth Narra boys and they all looked the other way , to which he said , I can read my the boys , you won…..ah fossil memories!
Do we have to vote for you on Swellnet so you can surf at the 50 years Bells event . I tried to vote for Wiggolly’s paddling style but couldn’t find him so voted for Craig PIN Stevenson because he is a good bloke !
yeah I guess so , sorta weird getting the public to pick the contestants , Pin’s great bloke , I was the first to hire and fire him when he was a grom…..might see you in France one day , I go middle of June for a mth and surf so far north now to get away from the crowds , probably will end up in Brittany soon!
I am now there only in September , 25 km north of Lacanau . Brittany ! I surfed in a contest at Le Torche in 98 , won 1,200 Francs lost 1,200,000,000 + Brain Cells , got a root and learnt to say Yec’hed mat ( cheers en Breton ) . KENAVO BRUTUS .
look out , am I back or?
4 1/4 ! a beast!
lookin forward to seeing him catch some bomb set waves
he *wasn’t* wearing one, and he was attacked.
looks like his was not working?
Also stories of the effects of a marine sanctuary ?
yeah I imagine that with the balance already destroyed , letting the Bulls run rampant is the end product of a misguided Govt……sorta protecting the Bull sharks now…..aren’t humans wonderful or not?