"The sceptical treatise that we have all contributed to right here on BeachGrit was not delivered by Chas and Dave. Erik Logan was not called to account for being Erik Logan. He was not challenged."
I’m like you. I’m just a punter who loves surfing but doesn’t get to do it nearly as often as he’d like.
We share the barriers, partners, kids, jobs, family, friends, money, geography, our health, the weather. In varying degrees, they all amount to the same thing: not as much time as we’d like to just surf.
And therein lies my problem with Erik Logan.
He’s not like me. Not even a little bit.
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his Beaujolais.
Decides he’s going to be “a surfer” in his 40s or whatever.
Gets to surf every day he feels like it.
Has a personal photographer.
Probably spends more on boards every month than I do on my mortgage.
Swans around tropical surf camps.
Hangs out with surf glitterati.
And, presumably, makes a shit ton of money from all of it.
I’ve never been on a boat trip. Aside from one Indo trip (too long ago now to even savour the memories) I’ve never been in the tropics. I can’t afford any of that.
My world is one of eking a living at the 9-5. Of enduring all the bullshit that life throws at you. Of trying to negotiate and squeeze a few hours in the water here and there. Of constantly having to apologise for it.
None of this is his fault, of course.
I listened to Chas n Dave be hosted by ELo. It was not what I was expecting. The sceptical whothefuckareyoucunt treatise that we have all contributed to right here on BeachGrit was not delivered. Erik Logan was not called to account for being Erik Logan. He was not challenged.
We all play the cards we’re dealt, for the most part. But how am I supposed to back a guy like that?
What would he possibly know or care about my surf experience?
And what’s to admire in a rich man trying to get richer through surf?
I listened to Chas n Dave be hosted by ELo. It was not what I was expecting. The sceptical whothefuckareyoucunt treatise that we have all contributed to right here on BeachGrit was not delivered. Erik Logan was not called to account for being Erik Logan. He was not challenged.
I don’t blame them. ELo was charming. He seemed like a good guy, albeit a practised one. They walked into his world and he called the plays. They may run rings round him in the water, but over a conference table, or in the world of media, Erik Logan is the Alpha.
His vision of the WSL is a broad church, with space on the pews for everyone. Surfing through the eyes of Eric Logan is a happy-clappy inclusive utopia.
It’s nice, romantic even.
But it’s bullshit. And worse, it’s disingenuous.
Because the subtext is clear. The WSL is becoming a dragnet.
They want to control every aspect of surfing because that is how you maximise profit.
Erik Logan is clearly a mercenary, and in his world the North Stars shine bright. Once upon a time we told Google what we were interested in, now they tell us. Jeff Bezos was just a guy who sold books.
So, the plan is to package surfing up, tie a neat little bow around it, and sell it back to us?
I say fuck that. You don’t own it.
I could believe Erik Logan is a nice man, I just don’t believe he’s The People. I’m not sure I trust his motivations. He understands productivity, and efficiency, and maximising gains.
I’m not sure he really understands what surfing is. I’m not sure any of us do, except in our own context.
I teach high school English, as I’ve mentioned before. Language and literature is a broad church, too. I introduce kids to texts that I like, that’s only natural.
But I try, at all costs, not to be too prescriptive. I don’t tell them what to like, what’s good art or what’s bad art. You’ve got to let them find it for themselves.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
As a kid I loved to read. But all through school and university I pretty much gave up on it. I resented being told what to do, what was good and bad. What I should read. How I was meant to feel about something.
That’s the thing with writing, or surfing, or any creative pursuit. It’s yours to make of it what you want. And there will always be a dualism that can’t be justified or explained. It is at once everything, and nothing.
It’s just words on a page, except it’s not.
It’s just actors playing a role, except it’s not.
It’s just wiggling along a wave, except it’s not.
It’s how it makes you feel that’s important.
And the feeling is yours. No-one has any right to dictate it, or control it, or worse: try and sell it to you.