Irreverent too!
How much stock do you put in science? Like, if you’re listening to a news radio story and the host says, “Scientists agree…” are you also inclined to agree? What if the scientists agree upon something that sounds dubious and/or you’ve seen contrary evidence with your very own eyes? Do you question the scientists or your own eyes?
Well, what if I told you that science just proved that surfers are tough characters who mock danger and laugh in the face of debilitating injury?
I hope you’d say “No duh.” And let’s learn about University of British Columbia PhD student Nikolaus Dean who decided to explore the attitudes surfers have toward concussions for his thesis. You know, of course, how trendy concussions are right now. A very modern, scary ailment like AIDs used to be. One knock on the head and it’s all over. No more playing… for folk not quite as tough as surfers, anyhow.
And let’s dip straight in to the question and answer portion with almost Dr. Dean, skipping sample size etc. Let’s not waste precious time with boring details.
What attitudes did the surfers in your study have toward concussion?
Generally, they showed irreverent attitudes toward the injury. They would often downplay or trivialize the severity of it. It shows that they’re willing to accept the risks of playing injured, and to push through concussive injuries. This has been shown before in more traditional sporting contexts, but now it’s also being displayed in individual, non-contact, non-traditional contexts. It’s really interesting when you think about that, because surfers don’t have teammates or coaches who may be pressuring them to play through injuries. Those external factors were absent.
Then why do they do it?
There were three main factors. The first was time. Maybe they had a limited time within a surf area. For example, if they had travelled to get to a remote spot, they would be more inclined to surf through a concussion. Or if the injury happened on the first wave of the day, they would be more likely to stay out and surf through it.
The second factor was having others present in the water. Although they don’t have teammates, coaches or trainers, a number of surfers said they’d be more willing to push through a concussion if they were out surfing with friends.
And the last factor, which I thought was one of the most interesting, was wave conditions. A number of them said that was the No. 1 reason they would continue to surf through a concussion. It was quite telling that wave conditions would dictate that.
And there we have it. Definitive proof that surfers are more robust than people who play other sports and/or better.
All of this is a sign of serious personality disorder. We need to reclassify water sports as suicidal behavior. Did you know that if you hold your breath for more than 1 minute brain cells start to die?
What about if it is not a concussion at all but an ischaemic stroke caused by heavy over use of cocaine?
I know and the article I read on Hawaii News Now made no mention of any sort of “chumming” taking place at the time. I expected to see Kimmy Swimmy’s name but they didn’t give one so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was some sort of shark tour or a spearfishing fight gone bad. I.e. the woman speared the fish and the shark decided it wanted a lazy meal instead.
Should have asked Owen how he feels about concussion.
Oh man.
that expains what is wrong with me, too many waves on the head
One time I was surfing with a buddy when I had a major wipeout and landed a big egg on my forehead. About 10 minutes later I fell again, and smacked my forehead again but this time my friend didn’t see me fall. When I paddled back out, he looked at me and said, “Man that bump is just growing, like it’s gonna spread across your forehead.” I just laughed, like haha really? How strange?? There was no way I was fessing up to hitting my head twice in one sesh.
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Not me…..Im so thin skinned, Im still hurting from when Stab banished me to exile
You should take pride in that!
Exile? Welcome home!
I’ve just woken up from a dream in which beard-type hair was also growing out on the inside of my mouth and throat. Google (dream) said this was normal and merely part of getting old.
Did it tickle … ?
Yes. Which is why I opened my mouth and discovered it.
Bizarre but possibly explainable. Do you think the Gods of Surfing are trying to suggest to your inner self , or in this case tickle your fancy , that you try the Neckbeard model ( from CI ) on the inside of a throaty one at a rivermouth to create a dreamlike experience ….? Or do you prefer Google’s interpretation of CB dreams …
Good analysis, Dr.
Dunno. I’d love to try a Neckbeard.
Further, concussions can lead to severe depression. Thanks for connecting more of the scattered dots of my life. It’s all coming together.
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I was 15 , playing rugby in a semi final on a ground that was more like a skate park than a lush playing field of Eton , broke the biggest guy on the fields arm ( closed my eyes ,tackled him around the legs ,and he didn’t get up ) , and at the end of the match a real tough guy and talented player in our team comes up and asks me in the dressing room, “ Bicko , did we win ? “ . Fuck Concussion ! Last game I ever played !
sometimes after I take a big wave on the head, I have zero recollection of the ride.
my brain is like swiss cheese
Totally off subject but I hope you like it
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Surfers only care about the volume of concussions. It’s what makes us litres in the sports world.
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So true. Paddle out at my local some time and then tell me traumatic brain injury isn’t a serious problem.
Funnily enough , surfers can survive , shark attacks , broken hearts , being runner up , wax rash , bad boards , reef cuts , sun burn , sea ulcers , hangovers , acid , Kelly , Joe Turpel, The Hypto Crypto , blue bottle stings , existential crisis , flat spells , monster waves etc. etc. but being knocked unconscious will leave you at the bottom of the ocean and as Björk warned us in the anchor song ;
Down to the bottom
Underneath all currents
And drop my anchor
As this is where I’m staying
This is my home……..
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Shark attack yesterday in Haleiwa!
Bugger !