Gabriel starts to wrap the telephone cord around Leo's neck.

Open Thread: Comment Live, Corona Bali Protected, Day Four:

Real time peanut throwing!

It’s Sunday afternoon in the US; a sparkling autumn morning on the Australian east coast.

In Bali, where it is just after seven am, oily three-foot lines are curling over the Keramas reef. Right now, the world champion Gabriel Medina is in the drink against the resurrected Italian Leonardo Fioravanti.

Upcoming heats include Filipe v Ryan Callinan, Julian Wilson v M.Rodrigues and Kelly Slater v Michel Bourez.

Schedule below.

Feel free to loose lips in comment pane.

Corona Bali Protected Remaining Men’s Round 3 (Round of 32) Matchups:
Heat 13: Gabriel Medina (BRA) vs. Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA)
Heat 14: Mikey Wright (AUS) vs. Adrian Buchan (AUS)
Heat 15: Kanoa Igarashi (JPN) vs. Peterson Crisanto (BRA)
Heat 16: Jordy Smith (ZAF) vs. Jesse Mendes (BRA)

Corona Bali Protected Men’s Round 4 (Round of 16) Matchups:
Heat 1: Julian Wilson (AUS) vs. Michael Rodrigues (BRA)
Heat 2: Joan Duru (FRA) vs. Wade Carmichael (AUS)
Heat 3: Jack Freestone (AUS) vs. Jeremy Flores (FRA)
Heat 4: Conner Coffin (USA) vs. Kolohe Andino (USA)
Heat 5: Filipe Toledo (BRA) vs. Ryan Callinan (AUS)
Heat 6: Kelly Slater (USA) vs. Michel Bourez (FRA)
Heat 7: TBD
Heat 8: TBD
 

 

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Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Too many cunts love the wsl
I wish they’d go back to their jar of vaso and VHS tapes of some nineties kooks

astro
astro
7 years ago

I got a deal on a 200 Li drum a year or so ago.
Just about out, better reorder.
Thanks for the reminder.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
7 years ago

I just broke my toe
Which means medical beers and
Finals on the couch

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Who were you kicking?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I kicked a chair leg
And screamed Oh For Fuck’s Sake and
Now my son says fuck

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

My son frequently points with his middle finger.
This is due to early, inadvertent training because “Daddy points to cars with that finger”.

My 6 YO daughter has been heard to mutter Daddy’s favorite mantra: “Jesus Fucking Christ”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

WSL sucks,
Give it back to tha kore.
Oh yeah and, they’ve ruined it.
I can’t even look at a wave without hatin on some wsl punk. Aaaargh!
I’ll never watch it, I’d rather watch ice dancing, fuckin killed surfing and made my board go yellow.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

“Looked like more than a bad ankle?” “Mysterious?” Fell on first turn. Umm? -could a ‘fix’ be in? Any conspiracy theroies? If the Brazzilans keep winning all the titles–is the ‘gravy train’ (Dirk Ziff) gonna keep rolling? Maybe better to lose a few and keep taking home some checks–than no checks at all…….

astro
astro
7 years ago

To hell with the Post show.
Joe n Porkz won’t mention the judging.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

no they won’t

Ross
Ross
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

The judging is the reason Ace Buchan has a pro surfing career.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  Ross

Standing ovation.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

But his hair is so blond and he’s from Japan?

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Is it me or does he look more and more like a woman with every event?

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Thank you umpire, thank you ball boy. Game over Jesse. He made it through one more heat than I thought – so congrats on over achieving. Good day out. I thoroughly enjoyed the last half of it. Missed the first as the waves were firing. Glad I did or I might have lost some cashola.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

Wow, Ronnie is torching Jesse.

Ross
Ross
7 years ago

Waves are still good, low tide or not. KP should rescind his call to quit for the day and run the quarters.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  Ross

That wave sucks at low tide.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Kanoa has done more floaters in this heat than have been seen the whole year. Pottz will be loving it.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Mendes surfing like a gumby.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Gotta stop huffin that pipe cleaner cuz

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Its the best bang for your buck on the market…

astro
astro
7 years ago

Suck it bexy boi !

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

wow that wave of Kanoa’s confused both the judges and me…..8.23!!!!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

fucking savage. 9.5 to me

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You a Richie Collins fan? Thought so 🙂

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Jesus approved that floater

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

The Avoca Jesus was in fine form earlier in the day Go back and check his heat. He killed it.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Side note… Am I missing something but wheres the 2015 World Champ Adriando?

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Still injured

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

Speak of the devil…. how was that floater!! mind boggling!!!!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Did some floaters jog your memory?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I mentioned him and two seconds later Kanoa heard!!!!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Caught up? or air to floater??

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

How happy is Kelly. smiles and photos all round…

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yes, but today he earned it.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Oats… No Slater haters today.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Do you think Tatiana was nervous watching that hail Mary?

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

got little minor medical sich to deal with friends so tonights report is going to take an extra hour or so to get up .

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Just cut n paste from the comments. We’ll let you off…

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

that’s an old joke bro… too funny you’d mention the same thing 3 hours later

longtom
longtom
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Derek has already given approval!

I’ve already written half though

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Haha, nice interpretation.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Don’t forget to write up about how many Aussies are in the top 10 going into West Oz and who the Olympic reps will be – should make for some interesting reading !

Good luck with the Docs.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Fresh clock… like a trademan on a 3hr lunchbeak.

Jazzy P
Jazzy P
7 years ago

Come on Jesse!! Bring it home son!!!


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