"Let's fucking fix this now!"
It’s been one week since the Tanner Hendrickson vs Michael Rodrigues fight card and, boy, has there been a torrent of water under the bridge since: Parko retired, Kelly mounted his surfboard mid-tube, maybe best Pipe Masters ever, happy Brazilian as two-time world champ.
But, while all that was bubbling, Michael Rodrigues, the leash-yanking Brazilian WCT rookie and the Maui surfer Tanner Hendrickson, who engaged in a wrestle that ended in Tanner being banned from the Pipe Trials, were summed to what you might call a frontier justice meeting. Heading the extraordinary meet was Kimo Leong, Makaha Beach Boy and the founder of Kanaka Security Solutions, the muscle that handles security for the North Shore during the Triple Crown of Surfing.
Here’s how Steve Sherman, the photographer who snatched this moment, calls it: “I was walking down the Pipe path and I see M-Rod walking with a bunch of Brazilian heavies and we talk for a second. Kimo (Leong) and the boys from security, the Hawaiians, have pulled him and Tanner Hendrickson into a meeting, saying, ‘Let’s fix this fucking thing now.’ They flew Tanner over from Maui and had this meeting on the DL. And I was there to catch the moment, which was like Rabbit in Bustin’ Down the Door being summoned by Eddie Aikau to a meeting. When I got that photo I held onto it for a little bit. I didn’t put it on Instagram or broadcast it. But we can tell the story now.”
Sherm had his own moment with Kimo and the boys five years ago.
“They roughed me up on the beach a little bit. I was following Kelly out of the water and they were telling me to stand back and then they grabbed my backpack from behind and launched me twelve feet into the air. I looked at ’em and said, ‘Is that it?’ They loved that. And from that point on, they’ve taken care of me. It’s the same with all the Hawaiians. If you don’t hassle, if you show respect, you’re cool.”
As for Tanner and Rodrigues, Sherm says he spoke to both of ’em after.
“It all worked out. They shook hands, they compromised. Which is great because they both fucking hated each other. I was at the US Open when Tanner got hassled in the water by M-Rod, grabbing his leash, treating him like shit, and he came out of the water freaking out. But in this instance, they were both cool, ultimately. They were men about it.”
Impossible. Nick dee is a male masseuse
He has been pumping up how good MRod surfs for a few years and seemed surprisingly absent through the ordeal . Who knows what strings he might have pulled in Private to end what started in Huntington ?
Sounds like a porno.
You could end up anywhere
You do like the good stuff don’tcha!
Possibly LOST came down from the mountain and picked up the Tab ?
Danno points to the three and says
“ There they are Steve ! Booked at Table ( murder ) 1 “.
https://www.instagram.com/p…
How is that bottom turn !
It turns out it’s a pseudonym for a female human named Jen See.
Tell’em it’s pronounced “Kuh-ho-kay How-lee” and it means “I love you”.
Who is actually Wiggs
We’ve narrowed it down to the theory WPS is either Mick Fanning, Stephanie Gilmore, or Barrack Obama.
I don’t want to burst that bubble, funny as it is. But do an amateur psych profile and you know it’s not possible. Remember, art imitates life
Psych profile, schmike profile.
Listen kid, when you lived as long as I have, then you’ll be 48.
And uh…
What were we talking about?
Hahhaaaaaaa the Alzheimer’s kicks in. You’ve got 9 good years on me CB.
What advice would you say to me now, that you wish you knew then?
-Don’t be an alcoholic or other fuckup
-Go surf more
-Don’t waste opportunities to improve your skill base in any way you can.
-Don’t sit on your arse when you can be making or learning something.
That’s actually amazing. Thank you. Restecp.
I am a lot of people today, it seems!
We’re all stuck in the John Cusack movie Identity, who dunnit, who is really who
Searching Google?
haolefornian hahahaaaa
Joel Tudor invented it
ELo’s WSL original content strategy off to a flying start.
25′ Faces
Fuck that sounds like an epic trip! Just change it up a little and stay in Princeville and rent a Range Rover… you know, to really seem local.
Or that hip hop guy from the other day more fitting
Someone gets voted off the island. It’s time to go…. MRod
Miki Dora is the most narcissistic OG handle in this niche. Fitting for Ben