Be the next Tyson Beckford!
Our new, multicultural, multiethnic, multi-flavored era is the greatest thing currently going. So great, in fact, that even traditionally lilly-white surfing can’t help but be intoxicated by diversity. We need it more than most and crave it too and it is therefore my great honor to to announce that a leading men’s luxury brand is looking for some surf waterman flare and let’s read the casting call together.
(Leading men’s luxury brand) is in search of a black man who can surf dive and swim. Good looks are important but his athleticism is just as important. This is for an Upcoming campaign of shooting with (famous professional surfer) and (semi-famous athlete).
Is this you? Email [email protected]!
Is this your neighbor or your pal who you see regularly around town? Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.
If you take 15% of his cut you can then be his agent.
Good luck!
So the request is for a “black” man versus a person of “color”?
I like the not so subtle racism. very oregon of you.
He’s on the way….
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Dale Richards?
Americas next hot chocolate.
What if you identify as black ?? Transracial a thing in Cali yet?
Does this mean it’s ok to throw shakas again?
you could have smuggled one back on your boat if your were at all serious.
Quite a few in Barbados who would fit the bill.
Martinique and Guadeloupe too .
or south africa
Ah finally we will get to see Wiggollys Modeling Style . I can imagine him tanned , well obviously , and paddling off in Lycra or spandex into the sunset …. ? or Bird Rock or 13th Beach ?
I was trying to explain WPS to a bloke down the beach this morning. It was a struggle. Just left it at ‘loose cannon’.
A Lamb in Wolf’s Clothing ?
is 1 out of 4 enough?
This is all well and good, but what we all want is to place bets on the timing of this inevitable headline: Slater dropping out of cesspool event due to quoted “injury relapse”
Put Kelly in a spray tan booth and BINGO, there’s your man!
how about Sal “kelly! thanks for calling me ME!” Masakala
Surely this is a gig for Micky Febs?!
if not then this..
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beautiful
..Let Them Eat Cake ?……. And he did and still rode a shortboard ……that’s right you Yoga panted ,vegetarian , emaciated , leashless hipsters !
I am guessing much like Jack Robinson and would struggle on the qs.
Shake and Bake em enough epoxy and volume and It’s goodbye WeightWatchers Grind and hello Wossle Shemozzle ?
Didn’t he have an awful car accident and lose his arm or similar? I had previously seen him in the water a few times. Surfed good. Threw buckets. Paddled slow.
https://surfeuropemag.com/f…
Looks like a character !
Someone get a hold of Trent Popovich. Swam for Howard University. Best surfer in Morro Bay.
the howard bison
wiggoly? the one guy from south Africa?
dumb
“Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.”
I’m gonna git you sucka and email him on your behalf.
We’re emailing you? Is this for a BeachGrit film or campaign?!?! Strange to call yourself a leading men’s luxury brand… wait, I forgot about this!…
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