Casting Call: Men’s luxury brand seeks black man who can surf, dive and swim for new campaign!

Be the next Tyson Beckford!

Our new, multicultural, multiethnic, multi-flavored era is the greatest thing currently going. So great, in fact, that even traditionally lilly-white surfing can’t help but be intoxicated by diversity. We need it more than most and crave it too and it is therefore my great honor to to announce that a leading men’s luxury brand is looking for some surf waterman flare and let’s read the casting call together.

(Leading men’s luxury brand) is in search of a black man who can surf dive and swim. Good looks are important but his athleticism is just as important. This is for an Upcoming campaign of shooting with (famous professional surfer) and (semi-famous athlete).

Is this you? Email [email protected]!

Is this your neighbor or your pal who you see regularly around town? Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.

If you take 15% of his cut you can then be his agent.

Good luck!

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Bad Medicine
Bad Medicine
7 years ago

So the request is for a “black” man versus a person of “color”?

f u
f u
7 years ago

I like the not so subtle racism. very oregon of you.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
7 years ago

He’s on the way….
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
7 years ago

Dale Richards?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Americas next hot chocolate.

Numbnuts
Numbnuts
7 years ago

What if you identify as black ?? Transracial a thing in Cali yet?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Numbnuts

Does this mean it’s ok to throw shakas again?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

you could have smuggled one back on your boat if your were at all serious.

mundus
mundus
7 years ago

Quite a few in Barbados who would fit the bill.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  mundus

Martinique and Guadeloupe too .

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  mundus

or south africa

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Ah finally we will get to see Wiggollys Modeling Style . I can imagine him tanned , well obviously , and paddling off in Lycra or spandex into the sunset …. ? or Bird Rock or 13th Beach ?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago

I was trying to explain WPS to a bloke down the beach this morning. It was a struggle. Just left it at ‘loose cannon’.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

A Lamb in Wolf’s Clothing ?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

is 1 out of 4 enough?

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
7 years ago

This is all well and good, but what we all want is to place bets on the timing of this inevitable headline: Slater dropping out of cesspool event due to quoted “injury relapse”

Shore pound
Shore pound
7 years ago

Put Kelly in a spray tan booth and BINGO, there’s your man!

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago

how about Sal “kelly! thanks for calling me ME!” Masakala

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

Surely this is a gig for Micky Febs?!
if not then this..
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

beautiful

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

..Let Them Eat Cake ?……. And he did and still rode a shortboard ……that’s right you Yoga panted ,vegetarian , emaciated , leashless hipsters !

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

I am guessing much like Jack Robinson and would struggle on the qs.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Shake and Bake em enough epoxy and volume and It’s goodbye WeightWatchers Grind and hello Wossle Shemozzle ?

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Didn’t he have an awful car accident and lose his arm or similar? I had previously seen him in the water a few times. Surfed good. Threw buckets. Paddled slow.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

https://surfeuropemag.com/f…
Looks like a character !

Mapski
Mapski
7 years ago

Someone get a hold of Trent Popovich. Swam for Howard University. Best surfer in Morro Bay.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

the howard bison

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
7 years ago

wiggoly? the one guy from south Africa?

f u
f u
7 years ago

dumb

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

“Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.”

I’m gonna git you sucka and email him on your behalf.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
7 years ago

We’re emailing you? Is this for a BeachGrit film or campaign?!?! Strange to call yourself a leading men’s luxury brand… wait, I forgot about this!…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…


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