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Casting Call: Men’s luxury brand seeks black man who can surf, dive and swim for new campaign!

Be the next Tyson Beckford!

Our new, multicultural, multiethnic, multi-flavored era is the greatest thing currently going. So great, in fact, that even traditionally lilly-white surfing can’t help but be intoxicated by diversity. We need it more than most and crave it too and it is therefore my great honor to to announce that a leading men’s luxury brand is looking for some surf waterman flare and let’s read the casting call together.

(Leading men’s luxury brand) is in search of a black man who can surf dive and swim. Good looks are important but his athleticism is just as important. This is for an Upcoming campaign of shooting with (famous professional surfer) and (semi-famous athlete).

Is this you? Email [email protected]!

Is this your neighbor or your pal who you see regularly around town? Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.

If you take 15% of his cut you can then be his agent.

Good luck!

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Bad Medicine

So the request is for a “black” man versus a person of “color”?

f u

I like the not so subtle racism. very oregon of you.

nicky buttonshaw

He’s on the way….
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Chad Lebrone

Dale Richards?

Chief Hot stuff

Americas next hot chocolate.

Numbnuts

What if you identify as black ?? Transracial a thing in Cali yet?

Lemon Next to the Pie

Does this mean it’s ok to throw shakas again?

Phat-wan kerr

you could have smuggled one back on your boat if your were at all serious.

mundus

Quite a few in Barbados who would fit the bill.

James Bickerton

Martinique and Guadeloupe too .

f u

or south africa

James Bickerton

Ah finally we will get to see Wiggollys Modeling Style . I can imagine him tanned , well obviously , and paddling off in Lycra or spandex into the sunset …. ? or Bird Rock or 13th Beach ?

Lemon Next to the Pie

I was trying to explain WPS to a bloke down the beach this morning. It was a struggle. Just left it at ‘loose cannon’.

James Bickerton

A Lamb in Wolf’s Clothing ?

Phat-wan kerr

is 1 out of 4 enough?

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle

This is all well and good, but what we all want is to place bets on the timing of this inevitable headline: Slater dropping out of cesspool event due to quoted “injury relapse”

Shore pound

Put Kelly in a spray tan booth and BINGO, there’s your man!

dickie toledo

how about Sal “kelly! thanks for calling me ME!” Masakala

Waterproof Polo

Surely this is a gig for Micky Febs?!
if not then this..
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Phat-wan kerr

beautiful

James Bickerton

..Let Them Eat Cake ?……. And he did and still rode a shortboard ……that’s right you Yoga panted ,vegetarian , emaciated , leashless hipsters !

Phat-wan kerr

I am guessing much like Jack Robinson and would struggle on the qs.

James Bickerton

Shake and Bake em enough epoxy and volume and It’s goodbye WeightWatchers Grind and hello Wossle Shemozzle ?

John Wayne

Didn’t he have an awful car accident and lose his arm or similar? I had previously seen him in the water a few times. Surfed good. Threw buckets. Paddled slow.

James Bickerton

https://surfeuropemag.com/f…
Looks like a character !

Mapski

Someone get a hold of Trent Popovich. Swam for Howard University. Best surfer in Morro Bay.

dickie toledo

the howard bison

nyc surfing golden boy

wiggoly? the one guy from south Africa?

f u

dumb

Otto

“Do the right thing and email me on his behalf.”

I’m gonna git you sucka and email him on your behalf.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

We’re emailing you? Is this for a BeachGrit film or campaign?!?! Strange to call yourself a leading men’s luxury brand… wait, I forgot about this!…
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