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Kelly's last-ever shaka, photographed shortly after the Margaret River Pro on the exotic island of Rottnest, where wild rats run free.

From the cultural appropriation dept: Kelly Slater (and non-Hawaiian pals) quit the shaka!

#haoleshaka

You could never fail the eleven-timer on his progressive bona-fides. From his one-man war against flat-earthers to various leftist agendas, Kelly Slater is a man who ain’t afraid to comb the velour of society to reveal its dirty brown underbelly.

Today, it’s the hang-loose sign, a friendly hand gesture popularised by Hawaiian actor David “Lippy” Espinada, the “king of pidgin” who also added the “Shaka, brah” to the greeting.

Kelly told his one million followers on Instagram, “My friends and I have decided to stop shaka-ing cause there are too many #Haoleshakas out there. Send this to someone who Shakas too much.”


Notable was the response of his fans, seventy-one percent who disagreed, a shock loss for the Champ.

Does the issue of cultural appropriation excite you as it doesn’t me?

Read more about “Surf Culture’s Continued Appropriation of the Shaka” here.

Erin Monahan is a writer who “focusses on detaching from the commitment to the construct of Whiteness” and in this story gives hell to white devils for throwing shakas.

Excerpts:

“Cultural appropriation happens specifically when the dominant culture (in our country White europeans), takes aspects of a non-dominant culture completely out of context and uses these symbols for their own benefit. There is no exchange or mutual benefit when this happens. It is a demonstration of an imbalance of power that still exists between the colonizers and the colonized

…It is not enough that White privilege allows us to have access to oceans and lands all over the world.

…When White people consider if their actions are appropriative, it is important for us to not center our own selfish, and ultimately, harmful and violent, desires. We really need to examine this question of what is our culture? Because the bargain that our settler ancestors made, which has been passed down to us in 2018, is that in order to be considered “White” we had to trade our cultures of origin for the culture of White supremacist patriarchy – a culture of entitlement, force, and domination.

And so on.

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Citizen Kane

Man, me and the boys form Oside never fucking threw the gay azz Shaka we knew that crap was for the Barns way back in 1986. Never mind cultural appropriation in the PC age. Now Slater wants to know what time it is!? A little late mofo.

Queen Astarte

jus came here to say “cute rat”

Tobiashjjhg Blue

How about stopping hashtags you morons

zaccyo

The earth definitely is not a globe..

Chief Hot stuff

But the left are stupid?
There’s a lot of proof.

Lemon Next to the Pie

OK, the Hawaiians can have the shaka, but they can only take my https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
from my cold, dead hands.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Careful, or he’ll think of something phallic about your name.

madmaxmedia

Every time you throw a shaka, the Bill Gates Foundation will donate 5 cents to Hawaii, didn’t you guys get the email forward?

Ricky Spanish

Less Shakas more Shockers

Frontwards Fin Frank

My head is exploding on this one. I once read that learning another language is a form of “cultural appropriation.” Nobody should ever be deterred from learning anything or bettering one’s self because it offends some SJW sour puss. But on the other hand, haole shakas have become the equivalent of a VAL waving a soft top around for a “hey I surf!” photo.

James Bickerton

I am not stok-ED by this incorrect pronunciation of my own personal surfing sacred site ! Anyway , forget Cronulla ( just kidding sharkies ) , now Mr Warshaw must learn to say Elouera …..E – Lou – Ra . It is the Future ….

Party Pete

Well, I might just stop pretending to reach into my pockets only to pull out the bird then… “ah, what have we got in here? ah yes, up yours KS!” Actually I might just pull one out for a colleague right now.

Phat-wan kerr

wow Eric. you are getting a lot of messages today. is it your birthday?

Otto

Fuck! This shit seems ripe for a photo submission contest! Date/Time/Location stamped photographic evidence of Kelly throwing a shaka from this date forward.
Call it “The OutLiar Award” presented by ShakaCon

Nick Carroll

Crikey I hope she hasn’t discovered Yoga.

Bush

Seriously over thinking it. Fuck cultural appropriation!! It’s meaningless. Shakka started in Hawaii and now is used by surfers when they are stoked. End of story.

Hippy

Still and always lame.

janeausten

Off topic..from Digarty.com on June 14;
“In addition to broadening the distribution of its broadcasts, the WSL has been broadening the mix of content that it distributes outside of event broadcasts. In February 2019, the league formed WSL Studios to produce original programming for people to tune into outside of contests on both its owned-and-operated properties as well as platforms like Facebook and YouTube.”
…image of said studio; https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Superworm

So far off topic I’ll ask… R U Ok?

janeausten

Oh yes, all good, thanks…just saw “blah blah blah shaka, cultural blah blah” and turned off…
Though on topic, Kelly is shaka-ing on the site (more or less) of an Indigenous
colonial graveyard, if you really wanna feel bad about inheriting the advantages of our white supremacist forebears.
And the Quokka is a big big fan, I think she actually pressured KS into a selfie avec shaka.
#blamethequokka

Instalo Feedeira

Wilko should stop poostancing since that’s a Brazilian culture appropriation.

Matt Warshaw

Poostancing

Superworm

Poostancing The Stone

velobwoy

Can we get an entry in the Encyclopedia ?

NEGATRON

Hey! back of the queue buddy… Still waiting for the era of Disqus commentators…

Italo Post Heat Interview

But he’s born and raised in Copacobana

James Bickerton

A place with many names ?
In early European settlement days, Copacabana was known by residents as Tudibaring (an Aboriginal word meaning “where the waves pound like a beating heart”). It was also known as Judi Barn, Allagai (Aboriginal word meaning “a place of snakes”), Kincumber and Macs.

It wasn’t until 1954 when Gosford Shire Council granted North Coast Realty Pty Ltd permission to create the subdivision and developers named Copacabana after the world famous Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro ‘s Brazil.

Phat-wan kerr

what’s with all the common sense Jimmy? wildly inappropriate considering the nature of the article.

James Bickerton

Oops .In that case I better throw a Shaka , a Shaka Zulu , Shaka Khan ( ?) and a Sharka Net doo do do do do … ticked off , Polynesia, Africa , the Arab World and Byron Bay …do do do doo dooo ?

Phat-wan kerr

does Shakira count?

James Bickerton

She is in ! I Do Con-Kerr . You can shake up Colombian Cartels and Catalan Separatists and Barcelona Football Fans throwing out that Shakira Shaka ….
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Phat-Wan Kerr …

Phat-wan kerr

and all this time I thought a wok was something you thwew at a wabbit when you didn’t have a wifle.

James Bickerton

So did you here about the Constipated Chinese Accountant ? He Wok-ed it out with a chop stick …

Lemon Next to the Pie

I’m shaka-ing in my booties.

James Bickerton

Don’t you blame it on sunshine
Don’t blame it on moonlight
Don’t blame it on good time
Don’t Shaka in ya Booties

Instalo Feedeira

Thanks for the history lesson, they should change it to Cococabana since most can’t pronounce ir right anyways.

James Bickerton

Wilko has 3 CT wide stance wins ,Snapper ,Big Bells , Cloudbreak ….. just did the calculation on my very big and powerful ,um er …..digits and that’s 3 more than Kolohe ? Another bloke has a wide stance World Title but was forgotten when a bloke with a wind mill arm built a Ranch ….. Go Figure ?

f u

You can’t take an anthropology writer serious that refers to anybody as “white”. She is extremely divisive in her approach. Cultural exchange is one of the defining aspects of Humanity and one the oldest of traditions. The writers and her kind are focused on the wrong things. Skin colour is irrelevent and a worthless thing to focus on and it should be treated as so, insted of furthured. And cultural exchange should be encouraged.
Hawaii isn’t exactly like some uncontacted tribe somewhere and the shaka is really not that old and it’s mostly been propoagated by tourism for decades already

Chief Hot stuff

The politics of division are very popular in universities these days.
Everyone in a box and don’t you dare come out.
I feel for the gullible youth and fear for their mental health.
I pour scorn on their advisors

Superworm

Try pouring scotch instead

James Bickerton

Hold the ice , unless it is cats’ piss then drown it in coke ?

Dogsnuts

Saw a fifo worker drown a hundred dollar bottle of duty free scotch in the Ments. It was heavy.

James Bickerton

Thirsty work ? I worked on city building sites for 10 years but had the luxury ,everyday ,of an afternoon surf after each shift to keep me sane followed by company of the opposite sex at night .I seriously don’t know how those guys and girls do it in the desert , abstaining from drugs and alcohol ? Just imagine the uproar if parliament and boardrooms were forced to carry on under the same constraints ?

Dogsnuts

Stronger men than I.

Phat-wan kerr

you can’t buy class.

Superworm

That escalated quickly James

James Bickerton

LEX BEX . You are a very liberated liberal Liberal ? Stok-Ed to see you raging against the building of walls .

Chief Hot stuff

Gotta keep up tha fight against the lefties
Good to see the hongkonese not putting up with that socialist bullshit.

James Bickerton

If you really believe the current Chinese government is of the left than you are possibly more delusional than my own deluded self . Ha ha

Chief Hot stuff

It’s not a Marxist dicktatorship?

James Bickerton

It was ? But no idea what sort of market driven dictatorship one would call it now ?

Eddie Haiku

May I still walk please?
Black people invented it
Don’t wish to offend

Superworm

Can we have our computers, mobile phones, credit cards, airplanes, cars back too, because…

Party Pete

Will only swap back for clean air, clean water, no global warming, no world bank etc.

Superworm

I’ll trade you one Trump, 2 Clinton’s and whomever the heck is our Aussie PM this week, for whatever you got

Party Pete

I’ll take 1 x Jacinda Ardern please.

Superworm

All yours

Eddie Haiku

And while I’m at it
I’ll donate my Stones records
To Balaram Stack

ricmatic

Fucken A Eddie. Outdoing yourself.

James Bickerton

Walking is fine but not sure if you can/should/could/would leave the strict , ordered world of Haiku for the big hip hop bash with Grand Master Flash ?

rwvbwl

“May I still walk please?”
Sure pal, just practice your counting, ok?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Eddie Griffin – Voodoo Child ~ Too funny!
Hahaha…


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