From the mysterious orient: First vision of surfers riding China’s secret wavepool!

The Party unveils its own version of the Western imperialist wave machine!

Five months ago, what appeared be some sort of computer-generated vision of a Chinese wavepool did the rounds.

There were no surfers on the waves and readers, understandably, responded with a dynamic contempt.

“My immediate impression,” wrote Nick Carroll,  “is that it’s a hoax. How come the wave is running ahead of the foil? How’s that even possible? And how come there’s a wave on both sides but a foil curve only on one side?”

There ain’t a lot the Chinese can’t do, of course.

Clever and beautiful and with robust hair that will dull even the sharpest scissors, it’s a country that has mastered the art of imitating anything that comes out of Europe or the US.

(And with the added bonus of inbuilt government surveillance.)

Now, here, revealed for the very first time, are surfers riding China’s first wavepool, which you’ll find in the ancient city of Anyang (population five million) in Henan province.

It ain’t KS, more Wavepool mach 1, Surf Snowdonia etc.

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Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
7 years ago

Wow, that’s inspiring…me to stop surfing.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
7 years ago

I knew surely not EVERBODY was kung fu fighting.

And now the 2019 version will soon be out…”Everybody was surfboard riding, do do do do do do do do doot”

mike m
mike m
7 years ago

Charlie don’t surf.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago

That little Wang is something else. I’ll bet ELO grabs him! …For WSL publicity.

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

“…pay attention”
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Lard Hamilton
Lard Hamilton
7 years ago

Don’t throw shade at Surf Snowdonia. It’s the 3rd best thing in Wales.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
7 years ago

To bad Trump’s embargo didn’t come sooner Huang brothers already surf the artifiacial better than are very own brother Chas..

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago

only way slater can compete in 2020 olympics is to change his nationality to china. Li Wang Slater

Shore pound
Shore pound
7 years ago

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, once the Chinese discover surfing, we’re all fucked.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

Build it they will come. Ahhhhhhh

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
7 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

Toodleoo and so long to the Indo trip :-/

Arn Anderson
Arn Anderson
7 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

Good thing YouTube is blocked in China so they can’t see all those sick edits.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
7 years ago

I think it’s clear – China will not be medalling in the Olympics any time soon.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Tomorrow When The War Began may be here later or earlier now, what a conundrum.

Dennis Commentary
Dennis Commentary
7 years ago

It will burn out in a few months like my Chinese vape

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

Try a Wisemec. Pretty sure its from the People’s ™ Republic.. Works like a beast after 8 months or so! https://www.fasttech.com/pr…

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

To be honest they had it for nearly 2000 years , lost it for a century or two and are possibly taking it back again ?

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Even making their own islands now also…..

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

They have been doing that in the Middle East for a long time and also in Maldives recently as well.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Yes, but not for military purposes ss China does…..

Knox Harrington
Knox Harrington
7 years ago

Brazil already looking forward to the day where they won’t be the most hated nation of traveling surfers.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

THE END

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Just goes to show how much easier it is to become proficient on a long soup than a short soup ? The long boarder looked ….well like a long boarder while the shortboarders looked liked …… well like wantons ?

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
7 years ago

Year of the Pig.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

The Genie is out of the bottle. Pretty sure some day every state in the union and every 3rd world country will have one. Iran too. What has Slater and Dirk started?? The beginning of the end??

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

think again.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Chin up buddy.

TallKev
TallKev
7 years ago

Go the Chinese, didn’t take em long!
If there’s any Chinese surfers out there reading this you need to reach out to these guys & tell em to crank it up, think Danny Way at the Great Wall scale, if they can make the first 10 foot plus artificial wave, Lemoore is history! Come on China you got this!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
7 years ago
Reply to  TallKev

they have got it. just testing.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  TallKev

The trouble with the science is that doubling the size of the machinery doesn’t double the size of the wave… you need to make it 5 times the size to do that. That’s a stretch for anyone. But yes go China!!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
7 years ago

that is the chinese olympic surf team

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Really?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

some of them … yes

turts
turts
7 years ago

All this did (apart from give me an epileptic fit from the shaky photography) was reassure me of my own surfing ability.

Kooks

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  turts

Right… all that tech but no tripod.


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