The Party unveils its own version of the Western imperialist wave machine!
Five months ago, what appeared be some sort of computer-generated vision of a Chinese wavepool did the rounds.
There were no surfers on the waves and readers, understandably, responded with a dynamic contempt.
“My immediate impression,” wrote Nick Carroll, “is that it’s a hoax. How come the wave is running ahead of the foil? How’s that even possible? And how come there’s a wave on both sides but a foil curve only on one side?”
There ain’t a lot the Chinese can’t do, of course.
Clever and beautiful and with robust hair that will dull even the sharpest scissors, it’s a country that has mastered the art of imitating anything that comes out of Europe or the US.
(And with the added bonus of inbuilt government surveillance.)
Now, here, revealed for the very first time, are surfers riding China’s first wavepool, which you’ll find in the ancient city of Anyang (population five million) in Henan province.
It ain’t KS, more Wavepool mach 1, Surf Snowdonia etc.
Wow, that’s inspiring…me to stop surfing.
I knew surely not EVERBODY was kung fu fighting.
And now the 2019 version will soon be out…”Everybody was surfboard riding, do do do do do do do do doot”
Charlie don’t surf.
That little Wang is something else. I’ll bet ELO grabs him! …For WSL publicity.
“…pay attention”
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Don’t throw shade at Surf Snowdonia. It’s the 3rd best thing in Wales.
To bad Trump’s embargo didn’t come sooner Huang brothers already surf the artifiacial better than are very own brother Chas..
only way slater can compete in 2020 olympics is to change his nationality to china. Li Wang Slater
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, once the Chinese discover surfing, we’re all fucked.
Build it they will come. Ahhhhhhh
Toodleoo and so long to the Indo trip :-/
Good thing YouTube is blocked in China so they can’t see all those sick edits.
I think it’s clear – China will not be medalling in the Olympics any time soon.
Tomorrow When The War Began may be here later or earlier now, what a conundrum.
It will burn out in a few months like my Chinese vape
Try a Wisemec. Pretty sure its from the People’s ™ Republic.. Works like a beast after 8 months or so! https://www.fasttech.com/pr…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
To be honest they had it for nearly 2000 years , lost it for a century or two and are possibly taking it back again ?
Even making their own islands now also…..
They have been doing that in the Middle East for a long time and also in Maldives recently as well.
Yes, but not for military purposes ss China does…..
Brazil already looking forward to the day where they won’t be the most hated nation of traveling surfers.
THE END
Just goes to show how much easier it is to become proficient on a long soup than a short soup ? The long boarder looked ….well like a long boarder while the shortboarders looked liked …… well like wantons ?
Year of the Pig.
The Genie is out of the bottle. Pretty sure some day every state in the union and every 3rd world country will have one. Iran too. What has Slater and Dirk started?? The beginning of the end??
think again.
Chin up buddy.
Go the Chinese, didn’t take em long!
If there’s any Chinese surfers out there reading this you need to reach out to these guys & tell em to crank it up, think Danny Way at the Great Wall scale, if they can make the first 10 foot plus artificial wave, Lemoore is history! Come on China you got this!
they have got it. just testing.
The trouble with the science is that doubling the size of the machinery doesn’t double the size of the wave… you need to make it 5 times the size to do that. That’s a stretch for anyone. But yes go China!!
that is the chinese olympic surf team
Really?
some of them … yes
All this did (apart from give me an epileptic fit from the shaky photography) was reassure me of my own surfing ability.
Kooks
Right… all that tech but no tripod.