Cold-Blooded: Famous Hawaiian surfing pig murdered by “ignorant, desperate, idiotic individuals!”

"We have lost a Hawaiian island icon."

The Smith’s second album, Meat is Murder, is arguably their best and I think you probably agree. Morrissey and Johnny Marr really soar together on “I Want the One I Can’t Have,” “Well I Wonder” and the titular track “Meat is Murder” which begins…”Heifer whines could be human cries. Closer comes the screaming knife. This beautiful creature must die. This beautiful creature must die. A death for no reason. And death for no reason is murder.”

Poignant and moving even for hardened steak eaters.

I won’t lie, I enjoy a good steak but enjoy al pastor and bacon much more. Yes, I’m a pork man but the death of Hawaii’s famous surfing pig Kama3 has rocked me to my core and let us turn to Hawaii’s KOHN news for more.

Kama3, part of the Hawaii’s surfing pig ohana, has died, on Saturday afternoon, June 22.

According to Kama3’s owner, Kai Holt, the pig was killed by unknown suspects.

“We have lost a Hawaiian island icon,” said Holt. “A legendary beast who has touched the hearts and souls of millions of people around the world.”

This surfing pig was the first hoofed animal to win the Duke’s Ocean Fest Tandem Animal Division alongside Kitty the Surfing Cat.

“With all the good that these surfing pigs have done in the world, it saddens me greatly to see such an evil and senseless act executed by very ignorant, desperate, idiotic individuals in broad daylight,” said Holt.

The story goes on to recount all the films that Kama3 starred in and the joy he brought to so many lives. And what would possess those bastard ignorant, desperate, idiotic individuals to carry out such a brazen act? For plate lunch or something far more menacing?

Also, have you ever had a wonderful pet that broke your heart upon demise? A dog? Cat? Parrot?

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upsidedahead
upsidedahead
7 years ago

Instant Kama ?

Wilbur
Wilbur
7 years ago

Ya know the flip side of this is that pigs are an invasive animal in Hawaii, right? If this guy wasn’t neutered or spayed could he have escaped and reproduced?

Cathy Goeggel
Cathy Goeggel
7 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

I am so sick of hearing “invasive” Every human in Hawai’i is an invasive.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
7 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Goeggel

For those who don’t know who Cathy Goeggel is, she has long been a tireless and staunch advocate for animal rights and compassionate treatment of all animals here in Hawaii. Whether it be the inhumane treatment of marine mammals at for-profit and non-profit institutions, abuse of our beloved pets etc, she has been at the forefront of many righteous campaigns.

I have had the pleasure of knowing Cathy since the days of dolphins Puka and Kea liberation from an abusive research facility on Oahu.
We have plenty of good fun joking here at BG but I believe the commenters here wholly subscribe to the ideals and causes that Cathy espouses especially when it comes to the compassionate treatment of all animals.

Wilbur
Wilbur
7 years ago

I like NOFXs lyrics better:

“Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting.”
Oh shut the fuck up already.

I’m tired of you whining,
About poor little animals dying,
And the food they are supplying.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn’t take another glance,
It would eat you up.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Omnivores are we . Save the farkin White Shark like if he made chairs like Philipe fucking STARCK . Not to be confused with old school Basque Shaper Jean Pierre Stark .

Beach Grits n Eggs
Beach Grits n Eggs
7 years ago

jokes for days on this one but as an animal lover this actually it makes me quite sad. I feel for his owner.

Kook Kahanamoku
Kook Kahanamoku
7 years ago

Conspiracy Kahanamoku in the house to propose this:

Kama3 and owner, in their wavestorm ways, may have dropped in or cut off an angry local one too many times. Blood Feud??

Personally, I never trusted people who would blow their own scarce surfing time taking a dumb animal out on a board to catch burgers. Is it about the animal or the social media validation? The multiple GoPro approach has me skeptical.

Rest in peace piggy, you didn’t deserve this.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Looks like Pottz lost his little parrot Joe. Condolences.

Tom
Tom
7 years ago

Just saying isn’t Dorian a bit partial to the boar hunting with bow and arrow? Anyone checked his freezer?

velobwoy
velobwoy
7 years ago

Cmon Chas, stop the trolling. Next to Queen is Dead and Louder than Bombs, Meat is Murder pales.

kooks_who_rip
kooks_who_rip
7 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

Belligerent ghoul

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

I have to agree with you , V Boy . I think this little ditty is much more appropriate for the herbivores among us ( NOT ME ! ) ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

velobwoy
velobwoy
7 years ago

Vague, yet evocative – Art!

velobwoy
velobwoy
7 years ago

Incredibly droll rendering of Meat is Murder’s crown jewel. Oh, what I wouldn’t give to go back in time and pair them with a true video auteur.

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

There is a light and in never goes out …..

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

Wave pig

Mana Moana
Mana Moana
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Wave hog…

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Mana Moana

Ooooh, a cover of The Ramones ‘Warthog’ with wavehog substituted in as a lyric….

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago

And done;
Written by Dee Dee, Joey and Lemon

Wave Hog
[Chorus]
Wave, wave hog[x4]

[Verse 1]
I take all the waves I can
It’s a dick move, dick, dick, dick
Doomsday visions of hipsters and mals
Artificial phonies, I hate ‘em, hate ‘em
Hate, hate, hate it’s the price that I pay
I’m a dick wad, what can I say?
No such thing as an even break
It’s stealing and cheating, take, take, take

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I want a wave, I can’t sit still
Just backpaddled Dave and I feel ill
It’s a dick move, dick, dick, dick
It’s a hopeless life, I hate it, hate it
It’s a joke, it’s a lie, it’s a rip-off, man
It’s a dickhead life, I’m a waste of a man
Doomsday visions of soft-tops and VALs
Artificial phonies, I hate it, hate it

[Chorus][x2]

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
7 years ago
Reply to  Mana Moana

that wave hog kept snaking my surf dog so yeah … yum

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
7 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

This little Daffy is next https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
7 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I’d eat that!

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago
Reply to  Dirk Diggler

Hawaiian waters seem to be quite the smorgasbord… delicious.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Dirk Diggler

Tastes like salty chicken. Hnag on. What are you talking about?

Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
7 years ago

Ahhhh, the tasty double entendre-best served warm and wet!

Gino
Gino
7 years ago
Reply to  Mana Moana

Guy had his hog out in the surf

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

It’s a WSL advertising dream come true!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

I find the use of two go-pros in that clip extremely offensive and I will be eating bacon this morning to celebrate the murder of this bottom feeder.

Mary
Mary
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You fucking idiot. Choke on a bone.

IamPERFECTinSOmanyWAYS
IamPERFECTinSOmanyWAYS
7 years ago
Reply to  Mary

YOU ARE ALL clASS!!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Sounds strangely Orwellian this tale of pigs and I’m wondering if Comrade Napoleon has taken down Kama 3 ( snowball ) like Stalin took down Trotsky ?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Maybe a revenge killing. Have authorities brought in Ian Cairnitas for questioning?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I just overheard Steve say “ Book em Danno , Murder One . “
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

First Captain Cook and now Kama ( 3 ) . When will it end ?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago

The other, other white meat.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

Spam, the other PINK meat.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

My German Shepard “Buzz” was a great wingman for 12 good years.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I had a 200 lbs Saint Bernard…. oh how he stomped my heart when he moved to the great Alpine peak in the sky.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Yodi, the cattle-dog x staffy from back in the day when mongrels were not quite as common. She was a piece of work. Lived in my van for 2 years, so she accepted the van as her territory. I’d walk down the beach with her and as soon as I entered the water, she would head back to the van and be waiting under it when I came back. In 5 years of owning that van, she wasn’t with it 3 times. It was broken into 2 of those times.

She retired to my parents place on acreage when I went to Indo on study exchange. They wouldn’t give her back. There was another cattle-dog up there as well; Jack. And only one favourite chair. If Jack was on it, she would casually walk past, then prick her ears up, bark a couple of times and make off towards the driveway or towards the dam. Jack would charge past her to prove he was the alpha, while she would casually turn back and take ownership of the chair. And that’s where she died. Chuckling about how dumb Jack was, I’m sure.

DavidC
DavidC
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

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