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Kelly Slater to Axel Irons: “Hit me as hard as you can in the stomach!”

More highlights from NYC photograph Justin Jay's remarkable decade-in-the-making North Shore tome…

Losing ain’t easy, although I’m more practised than most. Family, money, reputation, home, a luxury water transport biz, oh, I’ve gambled it all and lost.

But I’ve had some laughs and woken to shrivelled balls and empty boxes of Ding-Dongs more than a man of my below-average construction should’ve. And that’s all that matters, yeah?

The world champion surfer Kelly Slater, conversely, rarely loses, in life or in competition. And, therefore, it made his defeat in the semi-finals of last year’s Pipeline Masters, a contest he seemed preordained to win, more painful than usual.

The New York photographer Justin Jay, who is crowdfunding his book Ten Years/1000 Moments on the North Shore, and which you should bounce over to, here, to throw a few shekels at, was there to capture this photo of Kelly and his former nemesis Andy Irons’ eight-year-old son Axel.

“His lingering foot injury was still an issue, he had stitches in his hand from a free surf the previous day at V-Land and his knee was freshly bandaged from an encounter with the reef in his previous heat,” says Jay. “Perhaps to assuage some frustration, Kelly lingered around the competitors’ area signing autographs and talking to fans. He was in an affable mood, but he was clearly agitated by the circumstances. He walked over to Axel Irons and gave him a playful ruffle of his hair which was followed by a proposition that sounded more like a dare.

Hit me as hard as you can in the stomach.

It didn’t happen

Despite goading from (RVCA founder and Lyndie Irons’ new bebe) Pat Tenore, Axel ultimately decided not to accept Kelly’s offer to punch him.

Now,

Can you imagine if Andy was still around?

HI 1K – TEN YEARS / 1000 MOMENTS ON HAWAII’S NORTH SHORE PROMO from Justin Jay on Vimeo.

 

 

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Todd Barringer

I’m not sure I want a book, full of pictures of North Shore pretty boys and thugs not surfing, on my non existent Knoll coffee table. I’m already pushing it with these Zara cropped pants my gf bought me.

Veritas

anybody buying photo books these days?

Dion's Xanax

Judging by Andy’s combat skills with Mick Campbell, I would say Slater would have nothing to worry about.

Gino

Well said Derek.
Life may not have gone as planned for us, but at least we have a shot at some strange va-jj.
I still enjoy the walk of shame at 53.

Cares4all59

I still enjoy it at 63!

Chief Hot stuff

Maybe he shldnt have blown his money on blow.
I wldnt give this cunt the steam off my piss

Nick Carroll

Look everybody, it’s the next Dirk Ziff!!
https://www.smh.com.au/busi…

I bet he won’t be building some shitty water park in Shirley.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Great find, Nick. Hope you’re having a great weekend, legend.

Nick Carroll

Why the fuck are you being so nice

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

What are ya talking about mate? I’m always nice to you.

Nick Carroll

Come on, it’s not even the fucken weekend!

John Wayne

Friends in all the right places to make it happen as well. He could probably afford to at least heat the water to a reasonable temp. 60F / 15C is far too cold.

Chief Hot stuff

Stinkin democrat!

mine.mine.mine

the chinese lady at JD in the article, looks really fucking happy boxing or mailing or doing what ever the fuck she is doing to help dickwad fly his helicopter back to NYC after he catches a couple shitbags with some VAL adjusted bogs on his 2000$ Bing with nice blue highlights… but he is friends with Kelly.

James Bickerton

Mate if I was her I would feel very La Fucking Crosse d .

Smurfaholic

Gotta disagree. This guy has billion(S), could do whatever he wants, yet he stays in his lane, continues to work his investment job and tries to stay out of the limelight. I say guys like Ziff and ELo, who are trying to appropriate surfing at the corporate level, for their own egotistical aims, are way more enemy-like.

Nick Carroll

Well actually the Ziffs are very publicity shy and try to avoid attention as much as possible, I think it is easy to erect a picture of Dirk Ziff in your mind but as always I’d be very wary of such a picture without ever meeting the person. I was struck by the similarities here though: NYC, billions of dollars, shy of limelight, mega skills in investment, taken up surfing later in life, somehow knows Kelly (maybe a blind investor in the wave pool etc).

It’s fascinating to me that surfing seems to be drawing in these people.

I don’t think Elo is in their league, from a distance he seems like a different kind of person — he works for the rich people, he isn’t the rich people.

Smurfaholic

Fair enough. I think it’s natural they’ve moved to surfing. It was skiing in the 80s, heli-skiing in the 90s, now surfing. It won’t ever be skateboarding b/c of injuries (spoken from a guy who currently has a broken foot from skate park last week). Seems logical that trend draws these folks (most folks) in to whatever, and surfing has been trending hard lately. I’m no different, it just happened to be almost 20 years ago, in my early 20s, that the kid who grew up playing hockey outside NYC couldn’t resist the lure of surfing. Pushed my chips all in right away. Still not sure if I’m better or worse off for it. Love it nonetheless.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Still not sure? You are doing something wrong bro.

Chief Hot stuff

Have you tried the peanut butter ones,?
real legsopeners

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton

You are the hostess with the mostess …..
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

I will be waiting in the wings with a cricket bat for the next opportunity to use Kelly as a piñata.

f u

Axel should have kicked him in the nuts

The Bitchy Crab

The kid is smart. He would’ve busted his little paw on KS’s still impressive topography.

Seaman Staines

When I was a naughty boy I would dress well and get called all kinds of homophobic slurs and I would then have to partake in a street fight which I would always start with a quick punch to the guts. The drunken rabble watching loved it and you don’t break bones and unlikely to kill the bogan on the receiving end. I know it’s sounds bad but some of my best night’s were punctuated by a jab to the guts.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Street fighting man?

Owen's Outgoing Tide

bread stick piercing ?

Superworm

Do you like it when little 🐦 whisper in your ear?

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
Professor Ski Lodge

Roshambo!


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