Watch Conner Coffin in: “The towel under me is turning crimson and soggy like tomato bread soap!”

So much dang rail and tubing…

It ain’t difficult to tell the two Coffin brothers apart. Conner is the one swollen with the good looks and foppish golden hair that must be tossed back over the crown after every tube ride.

Parker, not so pretty, but fires good from the mouth, can do airs.

This assortment of free surfing clips from Conner, only, veers dangerously close to the repetitive.

But.

As easy as it would be to call Indulgence a cutback-tube combo and not much else, the seasoned eye comes in and begins to see myriad differences in the angle-of-attack in his cutbacks, cutdowns, landlocked fin throws and so on.

And the tuberiding, performed at Cloudbreak, Fiji, and Pipeline, Hawaii, will make purists quiver and shake as if in battle with a high fever.

Conner’s filmer Ryan Perry has channelled Kai Neville in his Jon Zawada-Lost-Atlas phase so some of the frame-within-a-frame shots and graphics might wring a little nostalgia out of you.

Watch? Yeah, I would.

Conner Coffin "INDULGENCE"
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Tabski
Tabski
7 years ago

If i had to choose between Californians winning WSL events and edits like these… Well then I’m afraid I choose the latter.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Reference to getting into the little coloured squares of paper

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
7 years ago

some guy named Young in there somewhere?

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

They were worried bout ya Scotty! I knew you’d be back. Unless the dopeman accidentally got the fentanyl and yayo baggies mixed up during the exchange.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Welcome back!

East of the 5
East of the 5
7 years ago

Taylor (boy or girl), Shane (boy or girl), Logan (boy or girl), Asher (boy or girl)… Southern California sucks!

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Nibbling at the cardboard again there?

Dora Lives
Dora Lives
7 years ago

When one man comments on another man being swollen with good looks”… well what more do you need to hear?

Magnum
Magnum
7 years ago
Reply to  Dora Lives

Less, is what I need to hear.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago
Reply to  Dora Lives

Evan Dando is the most beautiful man to ever live, would I suck his dick for all the money in the world? No.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

and Cocaine and Singing Or was that Cocaine and Surfing … ?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
7 years ago

Damn, CB is a good wave!

Derek, I’m not sure if you need more or less sex. Fertile mind 🙂

OffRocker
OffRocker
7 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

I wonder if Kelly, surfer of surfers, in his heart of hearts, would prefer to competitively surf the cb he professes to love, or his frankenwave ? I feel if anyone holds the keys to getting cb back on tour it’s kelly…. but he has created a monster. Does he rue the day after ADS’ title when he unleashed the beast? and now can only watch on as the wsl, balls deep in KSWaveCo, slowly grinds the dream tour to dust? We haven’t even had jbay, let alone Tahiti, and all I can see is adverts for the “rodeo”.

Trev
Trev
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

We could have CB back if Tourism Fiji would pull their head out of their ass and pony up the cash. Needs government backing or else it’s too expensive to run. You seen the price of a week on Tavarua?? 💰💰💰

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Trev

So Fijians cough up to pay off the Americans who own the island so they can run a comp in their own country?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

Leave it off tour please. Slow the progress down over there. Nobody needs another Bali

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

It can’t be that bad is it?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Dung beetle

It doesn’t need Bali style hypergrowth

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Definitely not. I worried you were implying it was already well on it’s way.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

I imagine it would have changed a lot after the civil war period when Tavarua lost its exclusive rights over the reef of Cloudbreak ?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

It’s a tricky place, the surf is 10km out to sea. There’s no Kuta. No Western nightclubs. No plat your hair.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

Kelly went down in round 3 to the Rookie of that year in 2017 , Connor O’Leary who went on to the final , after having surfed it only once before and then Kelly again lost out to to another Rookie of the year in 2016 Italo F who had never surfed it at all before the CT event , so it’s possible his Cloudbreak MOJO or JUJU , THAT GO DO ….. THAT VOODOO …. THAT YOU DO … so well ,The I am unbeatable feeling he rightfully owns at Pipe , Chopes , Cloudbreak and to a lesser extent J Bay , had escaped him ……. leaving him second guessing …… . ? Just kidding , I am sure it was a purely financial decision …

Rod
Rod
7 years ago

I’ve always thought that that Conner looks like he’s got a touch of cerebral palsy

KRIS
KRIS
7 years ago

damn I luv Connor’s style… obvious shades of Brad Gerlach, in ‘n’ out of the soup.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  KRIS

Oh, what characteristics of Gerlach’s does he present on land? A propensity for chubby face?

astro
astro
7 years ago

Nothing wrong with a chubby face, shithead !
Even fallen choirboys been to known to get em. Asphyxia etc

KRIS
KRIS
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

I’ll second that!

KRIS
KRIS
7 years ago

… LOL!
both possess a certain refinement in their respective choix de tenue.
wide-brim hat / unbuttoned collared shirt / Wool-collared lapel-breasted trench / guitar.
Non?
Connor is obviously more warm apple-pie American sans Gerr’s flamboyant edginess…

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago
Reply to  KRIS

Gayest comment ever award.

KRIS
KRIS
7 years ago
Reply to  Dick Simmons

… thanks sweet-cheeks. This one’s for you Richard!

https://youtu.be/iyv4bPwUJws

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

Gerr is in shape.

Dora Lives
Dora Lives
7 years ago

“Swollen with the good looks and foppish golden hair?” Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. You three should get a room.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Dora Lives

Who’s the lucky third? Ugly but funny Parker or larger-than life Charlie? You Miklos?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Parker is definitely a challenging wank.

Dora Lives
Dora Lives
7 years ago

I was referring to you and the two Coffin sisters you seem so sprung over… or if you’d like to just choose one of the sisters and any other pro surfer you’re infatuated with please feel free. But as I said, go get a room and do it in private.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

I gotta get some of that soap

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

He would look good in my garden with the other gnomes. Will try not to decapitate him with the lawn mower but can’t promise anything.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Its the thought that counts. Hard to barrack for the wealthy.

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Yep, fuck all trustafarians.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Yep , while other kids got part time work at supermarkets and surf shops , the boys were forced into child slavery, suffering under the whip and chain , as boat men on Tavarua ?

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

…well, it’s not all fun and games growing up over-privileged. Did I ever tell you about the time Dad got the Ph of the pool wrong and we all had stinging eyes. Like really sting-ing. Mum had to miss her tennis lesson, and my sister wasn’t able to read the music sheets for her grade 3 Violin recital, so it was an utter disaster. As you can imagine.

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Rough, harry. Life can deal some cruel blows, alright.

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

..ta, nice to know you guys are there for me.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

May I suggest your dad watch Litmus , your mum take a sabbatical year off and bash cricket balls in Brisbane before coming back to take over the world , google goggles for your sister and Murine ( m + Urine )for your eyes only , Cher Harry …

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago

Duly noted, cheers.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

serves you right for not having a pool guy you peasant.

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Zactly right, Phat.
Pool guy screws up – sue his arse off !

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

exactly. you heard from little astro? scoring?

astro
astro
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Yea mate. He’s had a couple of days in Canggu. Moving over to Bingin on Saturday.
Hahaha, solid pulse hitting there tomo arvo. Might be a bit big for him.
I told him, no wuckers, you got nothing to prove, they’ll prolly run the Padang comp. Go watch the pros.

astro
astro
7 years ago

Fucken brutal, Bicko. Unfair that he had to take a natives job.
Still I suppose he’s a well rounded person now and is able to appreciate hardship.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

Well it was that or work as cleaners at the family holiday home on the North Shore ?

astro
astro
7 years ago

Faaarrrk – it’s just so much wank, isn’t it ?
I mean Tavarua and Namotu are screaming out for US white skippers, lol.
How does that even happen if there ain’t a few big $$$$ paid by daddy to make it happen.
Several Fijian labour laws broken right there. Oh wait, pay a chief and it’s all good. Fiji, bula brah !
Just rich wanker bullshit cuntardery.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

You know that in the last few years there has been a changing of the guard at the island close by, the one that the Aussies used to call home while the comp was on. It has left many people without their once or twice a year ‘job’ on the island. Now those jobs were the dream jobs. Fly yourself over, stay for free and take the guests surfing or cook them some food. Whilst making sure that you stayed well lubricated every night. They really were the unpaid jobs for the boys / girls. 3 week stints twice a year.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

As I tell my kids , make hay while the sun shines . Hope the whole gang had a blast while it lasted . I made a decision at 26 to make surfing a priority over work . Lasted 20 good years and no regrets .

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

New levels of depravity Derek. Good Lord.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
7 years ago

tanner, conner, griffin, crosby

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

What is it with their infatuation with fucked up first names?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

The damn-post Summer of Love thing, freedom, shucking societal norms, including names etc.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Was a damn good summer that one. Lots of rubbing and tugging.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

But it’s more of a right wing, the-eigth-amendment-says-I-can-call-my-kid-whatever-I-darn-well-please thing. I actually knew Seppo sisters in CR named Liberty and Glory.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Roll with Liberty through the night, waiting for morning Glory ?

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

bullshit. straight from a b-grade Seppo college porno.

astro
astro
7 years ago

I blame Johnny Cash.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

For naming yourself after a burning ring of Fire or Hash ? Unless of course your parents actually named you after The Little Drummer Boy …
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

janeausten
janeausten
7 years ago
Reply to  astro

..so Sue me!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

named after the butlers that knocked ……


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