Better than getting drunk and falling down stairs!
I will be in Paris in a few short weeks and cannot wait. Nothing beats Europe in the summer. Long, long days stretching into mild nights. Crisp white wine. Moules-frites. The smell of sweet jasmine mingling with Theresa May’s busted government wafting across the channel, or as the French say, Chanel.
What fun. What glorious fun and the only way it could be more fun is under the pale glow of surf film.
Thankfully, Blue and Nouvague have us all covered for they are screening Trouble: The Lisa Andersen Story, Nausicaa: A Mediterranean Surfari and Andy Irons’ Kissed by God.
Are you in Europe? Care to join in the fun?
The real elephant in the room is Brasil is fast becoming the best wave on the WT…
Gotta keep the chochas warm!
Looks like the organisers are struggling to make it out of Germany?
Struggling to break through the Siegfried Line……..
Whether the weather may be wet or fine,
We just rub along without a care!
We’re gonna hang out our wetsuits on the Siegfried Line,
If the Siegfried Line’s still there!
“We’re gonna hang out our wetsuits on the Siegfried Line” BG Europe’s Battle Cry?
too many frenchies.
None too many in August as every single Precocious Parisian Prick has left to play the same role at the beach in the SudOuest . The Precocious Parisian Prick Adult Learner goes surfing , guaranteed not to be the PPPal of the resident grumpy local .An absolute genius among this group came up to see me at the bar and was absolutely flabbergasted that I , the Foreign Barman , with an incredibly stupid accent in the dumb country bumpkin bar less than 200m from some of the Atlantic‘s fine Beach Breaks , had no Syrop de Violette (A syrup made from the flowers of the Violet Plant ) to perfum his beer with . WHAT A K*NT ….
The groms and I thoroughly enjoyed trouble, great work Chas, removing the emotional attachment though was making a full length surf story a commercial success?
Commenter interactions = $$ baby 💵
We see through the shenanigans but pay him with our hard earned minutes and seconds anyway. 🤷♂️
Variety is the spice of life I believe. Love a bit of a change up now and again. Makes me feel alive.
Is this part of an elaborate scheme to capture and study Euro VALs?
Is this question directed at Chas or WIggoly’s Paddling Style?
I was hoping Chas would justify his behaviour; Raging against VALs at home and then going abroad to rile them up from Stockholm to Madrid seems not rad. Not rad at all.
But by previously described definition; if it’s not in California/USA, it can’t be rad, ergo, it’s ok.
10 days at a surf school , one night of surf movies with Chas selling the dream ……….When will it ever be all quiet (again)on the western front ……?
Torquay is practically Europe with all the hairy winter pussies round here.
Fucken everywhere is bizarro euroland these days.
I blame that queer Pottz cunt. He was one of the first.
Should’ve been clubbed and sent home at 17.
Can’t even take the dog for a walk without seeing some cunt brushing their teeth or scratching their arse while reading lonely fucken planet. They can all fuck off.
Fuck I seen two euros hop out of a wicked camper and try and tag up a dairy cow just outside of Peterborough the other day, cunts are out of control
people still read lonely planet? only idiots i presume
Should double up Nausicaa: A Mediterranean Surfari with Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind as well.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
One night in Paris……….enough said really. I am hella jealous as well.
The Cafe de Paris, 80s. Shades of Grey.
Fucken rocked !
Don’t expect this will mean a thing to anyone here.
But if you were there … wild times.
Good coffee ay?
Harharhar – yep.
Special brew.
ummm a little bit of inner London town. I may have been close by in the mid to late 90’s…..fun times
My original post was more about a Hotel heiress than a place.