The more than "370 million people around the world interested in surfing" rejoice!
Oooooee it will be impossible for many, many months to top Derek Rielly’s fine work yesterday and of course you didn’t miss it. Of course you saw his innocent face splashed across newspapers from Australia to England to New York City. His innocent face just signing some books underneath bold headlines declaring:
Instagram model, 24, reveals why she was so offended by middle-aged author’s ‘disgusting’ threesome question.
Yes, it will be impossible for many, many months. Years even but thankfully there is always our World Surf League and just today it was announced that the governing body of professional surfing is teaming up with Swedish modular furniture manufacturer IKEA in order to “engage the surf community” on “what it takes in areas such as organisation, mobility and humidity when you are constantly on the go.”
And the press release is so full of artfully crafted phrases that I must post here. Do you mind? Of course you don’t. This is BeachGrit where “swinging throuples” are a way of life!
In a new collaboration with World Surf League (WSL), IKEA is diving into life around the water, connecting sustainability with an active life and mobile living. With around 70% of its surface covered by oceans, Earth is rightly known as the blue planet. The ocean is also a major producer of the oxygen we breathe, making it a crucial part of our everyday life regardless of where we live.
IKEA is teaming up with WSL to better understand the everyday life of people that have a mobile and active way of living in close rhythm with the ocean. There are 370 million people across the world interested in surfing and more than 40 million active surfers. No sport relies on the ocean as much as surfing, which is why sustainability and protecting the ocean are naturally important to surfers.
Through this partnership, IKEA and WSL will team up for a project to raise awareness about the climate challenge and inspire action to reduce plastic pollution in the oceans. IKEA and WSL will also collaborate on a jointly designed surf-centric range of products, using recovered ocean-bound plastic where possible.
“At IKEA we’re excited to start a collaboration with the World Surf League and engage with the surf community on life around water. We’re curious to learn what it takes in areas such as organisation, mobility and humidity when you are constantly on the go. And we both share the ambition and passion around sustainability, so we want to keep the wellbeing of our ocean at the heart of it all,” says James Futcher, Creative Leader at IKEA of Sweden.
“We are very excited to collaborate with IKEA and look forward to working together on a product collaboration around surfing that is using ocean-bound plastic,” said WSL CEO Sophie Goldschmidt. “IKEA’s sustainability initiatives really align with our own and we’re both dedicated to protecting the ocean.”
IKEA wants to have a positive impact on the ocean, engage in projects to clean plastic pollutants from the ocean and proactively prevent ocean plastic pollution. Therefore, this collaboration also has the ambition to connect to the other ongoing initiatives on ocean bound plastic and ocean plastic that IKEA is currently working with, to get a holistic approach towards life in and around the oceans.
A few things that stand out to me. 370 million people across the world interested in surfing and more than 40 million active surfers? Yeah? Ok.
Also, “IKEA and WSL will also collaborate on a jointly designed surf-centric range of products, using recovered ocean-bound plastic where possible.” When these products come available will you prefer the plastic sheet set featuring Julian Wilson or the one featuring Gabriel Medina?
And, “We’re curious to learn what it takes in areas such as organisation, mobility and humidity when you are constantly on the go.” Do you know what it takes?
Care sharing?
An American in Europe… I hope you were loud and obnoxious.
Yip, I think most if your comments were deleted! Apologies and Thanks!
Hey Scotty! A little slip up on the Mod panel and your account was banned/comments deleted… Just making sure you can still post?!?
Apologies!!
Just looked, very far and roads don’t look easy or straight…. wrong time of year for swell…. make memories with the family. Go to Mexico when you get back. Let me know.
Few experiences lead to domestic unrest between partners/couples than going to IKEA and attempting to assemble these heaps of s$&t with all pictures-no words direction packets once home. Like the countless relationships that ended because of IKEA, this too shall fail.
Just add water ! LGR you could be the face , the George Clooney , of The Nescafé Instant Surfboard ?
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I presume that refers to his alleged penchant for performing felatio..
Oh Jeebus, did Malcolm Gladwell release a new book, “Ocean Bound Plastic”?
How many times are we going to hear Potts, Joe & co say Ocean Bound Plastic™ at Jbay tonight?
I’m going to attempt a count.
256 my guess
artistry right here
surfers are not naturally ocean enviros. in fact, 99% of them don’t give a fuck with their petrochemcials and strike missions etc. and IKEA? what a greenwash- nothing of their built to last or can be recycled. what a clusterfuck of anthropogenic marketing bullshit. fuck i hate the wsl … and ikea. scumo f the first order.
and yes i have been drinkign rum again you pricks.
But do you like meatballs?
i am an expert ball gargler .. so, yes. but only with lingonberry jam!
Looking on the bright side it would be great if I could purchase board racks at a low end price. Shaping stands too! Maybe a wooden board kit ?
A extra , extra large surfers bed , for threesome’s come in handy .
On the sad side if they recycle all the old ocean bound plastic what are green sea turtles going to have left to eat?
Ikea to furniture woodworkers = shaping machines to hand shapers. I won’t lie, I have a few Ikea pieces of “furniture”. Thats because I don’t give a shit what I put my TV on. But it really is just disposable trash. Or maybe I’m just a grumpy old timer who can’t get down with the times? I surf the Beaver Tail!!!
I too enjoy a beautifully built piece of furniture , own a wardrobe over 70 years old that is style and function.
Cost $40 second hand.
I also own several IKEA pieces.
My point being IKEA has great meatballs.
You have a tv??
IKEA ceo for waterman of the year
But if she’s anything like my wife, is very unaware of all of that, and still holds you out to be the impatient, fucked up ikea assembler, which you both are.
Could somebody translate for me, I think this is in Swedish!
dygdsignalering
Oh boy! This event is in the “truth is stranger than fiction” department for sure. The founder of IKEA had a massive change of hearta couple years back, and issued an essay detailing his regret for causing so much massive waste, pollution, and exploitation of third world resources through the blatant consumerist business model of his fricken company! What a wanker! And now the wankers at Wozzle are partnering with these wankers in some sort of enviro-greenwashing baloney? Wankers! A marriage of wankers!
Fuk’em
WSL have set themselves up as greenwashing money launderers. All it cost them was a beach clean up photo shoot in Bali and a few carbon credits. Nice.
yep, and they can take the travel cost off their taxes! f*%$kkers! wait they don’t even pay taxes, they have all their money in some phony offshore account! aarrrgghhhh!
p.s., I’m sick of telling Disqus what a friggin’ stoplight looks like too, dammit!
oh the truth here!
That was alright till “USB powered device”…
Disgraceful bunch of fuckwits on both sides of this tax dodge…
Dunno, just caught a little rock wedge on the tide transition. Go get um.
Someone was mentioning a contest the other day and it just occurred to me that maybe it’s over?
Twillsy is channeling Taylor Swift’s writing method.