Owen Wright's prized five million dollar half-an-acre in Byron Bay. | Photo: realestate.com.au

Bullish: Owen Wright buys $5.1 million Byron Bay Beach Shack!

Surfing heart-throb and one-time title contender turns real estate developer…

The  world number twelve, Owen Wright, has spent $5.1 million on an unremarkable beach shack a few hundred metres from The Pass in Australia’s Byron Bay. 

Of course, Owen, who is yet to turn thirty and whose plume of golden hair, swooning eyes and bullfighter’s body suggest teen idol more than real estate developer, sees more than an idyllic little timber house surrounded by almost half-an-acre of grass and trees.

He sees, as the trade papers suggest, a high-end villa development, although a DA is yet to be presented to Byron council.

It’ll be yet another play in Owen’s expansive property portfolio.

You’ll remember the $1.6 million house at Lennox Head with its indoor swimming pool that meandered through the living room,  the Federation-style house in Byron Bay (a little under a million), the beachfront townhouse at Thirroul (675,000) and the gorgeous mountain-top hideaway (bought for 750k, sold for a million).

I doubt if we’ll see a family like the Wrights within surfing ever again, at least in my lifetime.

Three surfers on the tour, including a duel world champ, and all of ’em with their own aesthetic.

For added spice, mysterious illnesses have derailed two thirds of the pack. These include Owen’s so-rare-it-didn’t-have-a-name delayed brain trauma that resulted in a push for compulsory helmets and Tyler’s potentially career-ending Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Ongoing spinal issues with Mikey, meanwhile, has kept that firecracker’s fuse unlit.

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Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago
Nego Padaratz
Nego Padaratz
7 years ago

More money than sense. Both Wilco and Owen

Nego Padaratz
Nego Padaratz
7 years ago

Byron is an absolute hunk of shit these days. Land of the lost and unauthentic. Bring your problems and assume an identity.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

caveat emptor , especially of Byron Bay ( real estate ) Sharks ?

skeeper abberton
skeeper abberton
7 years ago

Yeah, well done Owen, stoked for ya, now how about winning a fucken world title, you and Jules, get your shit together, these Zillas are creaming you.

BlueCat57
BlueCat57
7 years ago

He should have waited. He could have gotten an island for half that.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

A ( pawn ) Star is Born ….Sadly I have more experience losing …. I’ve lost memories, arguments , jobs , surfboards , heats , money ( not really , never had any to lose ) , friends , partners and youth along the way …… and lovin’ it .

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Or maybe take a ride on Cloud 9 with MONKEY

https://youtu.be/jXXltTsQawY

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

He can get himself a pair of Reef Slaps blessed by Saint Mick of the beer bottle opener ,or , rock up to Socrates Sandals and walk out with a pair of thongs with immortal soles ? Then go and help the alchemist Jesus turn water into wine …

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

He may be betting on climate change to bring the ocean to his door … ? Like Lex Luthor who wanted to drop California into the sea to create a new water front on the San Andreas Fault ….

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

Buddha just walked in and asked the bar man “ Can you make me one , with everything ….. “ ?

astro
astro
7 years ago

5.1 mill for a half acre !
Cunts gone queer. Needs his head read. Fuck me …. idiot.
His neighbours will be on the piss for months until they get their next rates bill.

Dyson V10
Dyson V10
7 years ago

heart throb?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Dyson V10

Head throb.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Hardly worth it
Hardly worth it
7 years ago

yeah nah, there was the Buddha Bar that ran for a bunch of years down near the Arts Factory Sex Farm. I used to love to go there for a schooner of Irony Bitter.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

And smell the memory of thousands of dead pig souls.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

From Gogol to Google …..A friend used to export from France , antique rustic provincial coffee tables to sell to rich London Jews but failed to tell them that their original use ,100 years previously ,had been as a low sturdy table to kill pigs on ….. Let’s hope the dead souls of pigs are not offended by the smell of coffee and arty farty Byron beer drinking hipsters …..

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
7 years ago

On to Guigal (Cote rotie) one can only hope.

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago

Can we nuke Byron and start over again in a couple of centuries?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Million centuries though isn’t it…

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

I think you’re overestimating the radiation, my couple of centuries is already overestimated based on people actually wanting to repopulate and rebuild infrastructure. Look at the Japs they’re fine living in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Yes they seem happy enough.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Might be simpler and slightly less damaging ,(though destruction is also creation , any even in a nuclear holocaust no matter
is destroyed , just transformed),…… to change a few names ?

Byron out and his romantic poet partner in crime in …… Shelley Bay , there are so many of them no one would really know if they were or if they were not in hipster heaven …… along the lines of my name is Shelley Bay and So is my Wife ?

Keep the Wreck , Clarkes beach becomes Clerks after the film of the same name , change the Pass to DO NOT PASS GO ! and Wategos becomes Off You Go …….. Tallows becomes Gallows a place where they hang around or a Ghosty Not so Sleepy Hollow ?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Giant cockroaches on leashless mals ruling the DO NOT PASS GO ! If anyone drops in on them they snip their head off with their large pincer like mandibles while noseriding. Punters pleased with changes, bright green glow and continuing asexuality of the newly named Shelley Bay.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Oh I see Percy’s Wife , Mary has turned up with a few monsters of her own ?

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
7 years ago

This guy was on the verge of psychotic death a few years ago, right? If so I’ll have what he’s having.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

From Death by Duck Dive to Picture Perfect Paradise partnered by Pop Princess …… Where does one sign up ?

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

He’s part of the problem though really isn’t he…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Aren’t we all?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I’m not.

I’m merely a Problem-adjacent Asshole, if you will. Or even if you won’t.

I’ve had too much coffee this morning. I’m fuckin’ quivering with caffeine and hatred for my management.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You’ve upset them again with your subversive websites?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

not subversive enough methinks

michelspatisserie
michelspatisserie
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Why so built up with anger at management? Shit job? shit management? Shit head?

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

I’m definitely a shithead , thats for sher.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Why make excuses for him?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Because I’m a capitalist pig.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Ha! Hopefully your winning at life too, like Owen Wright is!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Nah, too many years pretending I wasn’t a capitalist.

Yeah_na
Yeah_na
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Hey mate seems like I’ve got myself into a bit of a tiff..hacked or banned cant be sure?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago
Reply to  Yeah_na

No one’s changed anything at this end Krill…

Yeah_na
Yeah_na
7 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Maybe a case of too much inner city hydro consumption on my part ..but i semi doxed old mate from stab and haven’t been able to log in since haha

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

I knew this would happen…….Derek gets excited last week and rolls out original story after original story after original story…….but it had to stop at some stage and today it did. This is old news !!

https://www.realestate.com….

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

reading that, he got in on the low end of the price point. looks like there is a lot of upside with houses running in the 15-20 mil. Kita must make some serious change from you Aussie teens

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

At least now we know who the guard was who let Epstein kill he’self.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Clint Clinton I believe was the chaps name.
You couldn’t script it!

BlueCat57
BlueCat57
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

If this dude had waited he could have gotten a whole island at a discount.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Gee
He’s sponsored by who?
They must be killing it!

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

Rip the Curl must be paying him some serious wedge. But he has been well sponsored for at least 10 years.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

He’s a good saver.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Jebus shaves too, apparently.
Is he and Gabby related?


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