Surfing heart-throb and one-time title contender turns real estate developer…
The world number twelve, Owen Wright, has spent $5.1 million on an unremarkable beach shack a few hundred metres from The Pass in Australia’s Byron Bay.
Of course, Owen, who is yet to turn thirty and whose plume of golden hair, swooning eyes and bullfighter’s body suggest teen idol more than real estate developer, sees more than an idyllic little timber house surrounded by almost half-an-acre of grass and trees.
He sees, as the trade papers suggest, a high-end villa development, although a DA is yet to be presented to Byron council.
It’ll be yet another play in Owen’s expansive property portfolio.
You’ll remember the $1.6 million house at Lennox Head with its indoor swimming pool that meandered through the living room, the Federation-style house in Byron Bay (a little under a million), the beachfront townhouse at Thirroul (675,000) and the gorgeous mountain-top hideaway (bought for 750k, sold for a million).
I doubt if we’ll see a family like the Wrights within surfing ever again, at least in my lifetime.
Three surfers on the tour, including a duel world champ, and all of ’em with their own aesthetic.
For added spice, mysterious illnesses have derailed two thirds of the pack. These include Owen’s so-rare-it-didn’t-have-a-name delayed brain trauma that resulted in a push for compulsory helmets and Tyler’s potentially career-ending Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Ongoing spinal issues with Mikey, meanwhile, has kept that firecracker’s fuse unlit.
https://youtu.be/zirAIgmSqQA
More money than sense. Both Wilco and Owen
Byron is an absolute hunk of shit these days. Land of the lost and unauthentic. Bring your problems and assume an identity.
caveat emptor , especially of Byron Bay ( real estate ) Sharks ?
Yeah, well done Owen, stoked for ya, now how about winning a fucken world title, you and Jules, get your shit together, these Zillas are creaming you.
He should have waited. He could have gotten an island for half that.
A ( pawn ) Star is Born ….Sadly I have more experience losing …. I’ve lost memories, arguments , jobs , surfboards , heats , money ( not really , never had any to lose ) , friends , partners and youth along the way …… and lovin’ it .
Or maybe take a ride on Cloud 9 with MONKEY
https://youtu.be/jXXltTsQawY
He can get himself a pair of Reef Slaps blessed by Saint Mick of the beer bottle opener ,or , rock up to Socrates Sandals and walk out with a pair of thongs with immortal soles ? Then go and help the alchemist Jesus turn water into wine …
He may be betting on climate change to bring the ocean to his door … ? Like Lex Luthor who wanted to drop California into the sea to create a new water front on the San Andreas Fault ….
Buddha just walked in and asked the bar man “ Can you make me one , with everything ….. “ ?
5.1 mill for a half acre !
Cunts gone queer. Needs his head read. Fuck me …. idiot.
His neighbours will be on the piss for months until they get their next rates bill.
heart throb?
Head throb.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
yeah nah, there was the Buddha Bar that ran for a bunch of years down near the Arts Factory Sex Farm. I used to love to go there for a schooner of Irony Bitter.
And smell the memory of thousands of dead pig souls.
From Gogol to Google …..A friend used to export from France , antique rustic provincial coffee tables to sell to rich London Jews but failed to tell them that their original use ,100 years previously ,had been as a low sturdy table to kill pigs on ….. Let’s hope the dead souls of pigs are not offended by the smell of coffee and arty farty Byron beer drinking hipsters …..
On to Guigal (Cote rotie) one can only hope.
Can we nuke Byron and start over again in a couple of centuries?
Million centuries though isn’t it…
I think you’re overestimating the radiation, my couple of centuries is already overestimated based on people actually wanting to repopulate and rebuild infrastructure. Look at the Japs they’re fine living in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Yes they seem happy enough.
Might be simpler and slightly less damaging ,(though destruction is also creation , any even in a nuclear holocaust no matter
is destroyed , just transformed),…… to change a few names ?
Byron out and his romantic poet partner in crime in …… Shelley Bay , there are so many of them no one would really know if they were or if they were not in hipster heaven …… along the lines of my name is Shelley Bay and So is my Wife ?
Keep the Wreck , Clarkes beach becomes Clerks after the film of the same name , change the Pass to DO NOT PASS GO ! and Wategos becomes Off You Go …….. Tallows becomes Gallows a place where they hang around or a Ghosty Not so Sleepy Hollow ?
Giant cockroaches on leashless mals ruling the DO NOT PASS GO ! If anyone drops in on them they snip their head off with their large pincer like mandibles while noseriding. Punters pleased with changes, bright green glow and continuing asexuality of the newly named Shelley Bay.
Oh I see Percy’s Wife , Mary has turned up with a few monsters of her own ?
This guy was on the verge of psychotic death a few years ago, right? If so I’ll have what he’s having.
From Death by Duck Dive to Picture Perfect Paradise partnered by Pop Princess …… Where does one sign up ?
He’s part of the problem though really isn’t he…
Aren’t we all?
I’m not.
I’m merely a Problem-adjacent Asshole, if you will. Or even if you won’t.
I’ve had too much coffee this morning. I’m fuckin’ quivering with caffeine and hatred for my management.
You’ve upset them again with your subversive websites?
not subversive enough methinks
Why so built up with anger at management? Shit job? shit management? Shit head?
I’m definitely a shithead , thats for sher.
Why make excuses for him?
Because I’m a capitalist pig.
Ha! Hopefully your winning at life too, like Owen Wright is!
Nah, too many years pretending I wasn’t a capitalist.
Hey mate seems like I’ve got myself into a bit of a tiff..hacked or banned cant be sure?
No one’s changed anything at this end Krill…
Maybe a case of too much inner city hydro consumption on my part ..but i semi doxed old mate from stab and haven’t been able to log in since haha
I knew this would happen…….Derek gets excited last week and rolls out original story after original story after original story…….but it had to stop at some stage and today it did. This is old news !!
https://www.realestate.com….
reading that, he got in on the low end of the price point. looks like there is a lot of upside with houses running in the 15-20 mil. Kita must make some serious change from you Aussie teens
At least now we know who the guard was who let Epstein kill he’self.
Clint Clinton I believe was the chaps name.
You couldn’t script it!
If this dude had waited he could have gotten a whole island at a discount.
Gee
He’s sponsored by who?
They must be killing it!
Rip the Curl must be paying him some serious wedge. But he has been well sponsored for at least 10 years.
He’s a good saver.
Jebus shaves too, apparently.
Is he and Gabby related?