Comment Live: Day 3 (again) Tahiti Pro Teahupoo presented by “Behold a pale horse and upon him sat death!”

...and Hurley!

So tell me and tell me true, is today’s Teahupoo forecast really going to be what World Surf League President of Content, Media and Hyphy Rap Dancing Erik “ELo” Logan calls “48 hours of #mustsee?” Is it going to be, as he also calls “EPIC TAHITI?” The “monster swell of Kanoa Igarashi’s young life?”

Oh he didn’t describe it as the monster swell of Kanoa Igarashi’s young life but will it be?

Do you believe?

I was in the channel, on a boat during a medium-sized Teahupoo swell once many years ago with Mikey Wright, Leo Fioravanti and Kanoa Igarashi. Kanoa did not like it and refused to paddle. Oh, I didn’t blame him. Seeing that beast up close is something that will haunt me for the rest of my life. The reef is right there, like right there, and the lagoon that folk gets washed into is literally* filled with razor blades and MMA fighters pointy elbows and the wave, that wave, is thick and fast.

Reflexes, man. You need reflexes.

Will any surfers chicken out? There are a full 32 of them. The entire field minus four and one of those four is a young Tahitian hell charger.

*Various dictionaries have officially changed “literally” to “figuratively” to reflect usage.

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ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Superficial Jingoism at its finest. They wouldn’t have given a shit had he not been a zaffa

f u
f u
7 years ago

ooh, looks like I got under your skin. You will be ok

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

Is anyone else having issues with loading LT’s breakdown? I keep getting a shitty pop up and then an “aw snap”.. the fuck?

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago

Everybody needs to stop giving the WSL credit for a good day of surf. Mother Nature took care of business. Those assholes just filmed the shit.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago

Shit was embarrassing for all to watch

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Dick Simmons

It’s only the faecaphiles who actually like watching shit.
Them and ‘furries.’

timsluis
timsluis
7 years ago
Reply to  Dick Simmons

When did he do his back in. There was a clip in the bridge of him getting limed. Is that old footage from last year? Like the wozzle trying to paint him as a battler.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago
Reply to  timsluis

Yep. Last year.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Ha! Reef shade! Cheers

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Who was looking like a winner today lads?

timsluis
timsluis
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Jaddy baby.

timsluis
timsluis
7 years ago
Reply to  timsluis

Nah, not really. Gonna be pretty hard to knock Gabby over. He is looking ice cold. Start of his well published ‘back half of the year’
He will win Chopes, the pool, one of the Euro comps and Pipe. 2019 WCT champ.
*Edit: no asterix

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago
Reply to  timsluis

Quality call out to self

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Jadson looked pretty thuggy for the first time. Straight said he was trying to prove a point

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Tier one: Gabriel and Owen
Tier two: Jadson, Adriano, Caio

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

And just to be clear WSL. That was an epic day. Well done.

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

It’s a long wrap today and I still feel like I left half of it out.
give yourself a half hour at least.
or not.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

The longtoms really have their work cut out for them today. I wouldn’t want to be a Longtom etc.

longtom
longtom
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

there’s only one , at least one who writes. anyway , it’s done.
beer o’clock now.

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

One and only. Cheers

jimbome
jimbome
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I specifically tuned in to BG at this hour looking for your daily wrap, this after subjecting myself to what, 10 hours of fully focused viewing? I must be insane.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Looking forward to it.

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum
7 years ago

It may have to do with the infrastructure available to them in remote areas, i know little about satellites, bandwidth etc but if eventually they want to go pay per view they better sort it out. Fox has live sports sorted out usually as they should. G Land next year will also be interesting, in saying that Cloudbreak was always excellent.

f u
f u
7 years ago

Medinas wave was not a ten

longtom
longtom
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

true, it should have been an 11.

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Its interesting how two people can look at the same thing and see something different.

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
7 years ago

GOAT in surf and surf commentating.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
7 years ago

I wonder if the outgoing tide bottoming out caused it to slow down at the end there. Incoming tide all morning tomorrow

Mikey Düssenfit
Mikey Düssenfit
7 years ago

They could do a lot worse, but I think he’ll have better things to do with his life.

Mystic
Mystic
7 years ago

Agreed – a perfect pool wave can never replace the climax of not knowing whats coming or where it will break!

Mystic
Mystic
7 years ago

Great event so far… give credit where it is due… WSL… improved the enjoyment and quality of watching pro surfing.

BleekBleek
BleekBleek
7 years ago
Reply to  Mystic

It’s all about the waves i reckon. When they turn up, regardless of whether the WSL/ASP/ISA/IPS is running it, it’s worth a look…

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
7 years ago
Reply to  Mystic

Except for the majority of people who are unable to watch the feed (technical issues). At least I was able to watch on my phone.

Mystic
Mystic
7 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673

That sucks mate…. I watched it on Fox in Australia and it was fine but friends had issues watching it on the app. Better than the facebook livestream last year… that was utter poop

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago

Well i wouldn’t go that far. Kiddding Kells

Matt Warshaw
Matt Warshaw
7 years ago

Gabriel Wisdom! You really are from San Diego!

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

I’ll assume Damo won, the screen has gone frozen, but BG kept this shit up to almost 2000 comments?!!!!!

Notice neither of the principles is watching?

ricmatic
ricmatic
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Oh thats calculated

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I saw Chas jump in for a sec
Seemed out of his depth

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Ya rekon
Ghosting the shit out of us
And that jazzyp especially

Mikey Düssenfit
Mikey Düssenfit
7 years ago

A repeat of last year’s final with Owen taking the win this time is my guess.

astro
astro
7 years ago

Excellent call.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Almost right


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