Laying down, the wave is a phenomenal three-times overhead.

Miracle in Yeppoon: Surf Lakes creates world’s first artificial “eight-foot” wave; uses bodyboarder for perspective!

Giant plunger reaches "theoretical safe maximum"…

Two weeks ago, it was reported, here, that the Australian company Surf Lakes was set to achieve what no other wavepool on earth had done or even come close to – create an eight-foot man-made wave.

The Occy and Barton Lynch-endorsed Surf Lakes is a a full-sized demonstration wavepool located midway between the towns of Yeppoon and Rockhampton in Central Queensland and uses a giant plunger to create waves, unlike the sled-foil combo of the Slater pool and the air pressure game of American Wave Machines.

The Giant Plunger Is A Beast Ain&Rsquo;T She!

It was a bullish claim, an impossible dream you would think, and BeachGrit readers were, naturally, sceptical.

A few samples.

From Matt Warshaw, Am I the only one who read “bullish numbers” as “bullshit numbers”?

From Channelbottom,

When I told my wife “I’m sure Yepoon feels much bigger than it looks.” She slapped me.

I can’t get no respect…

From Snowbored,

8 foot Hawaiian?

Or 8 foot Lenmorian?

But, just a few hours ago, the company revealed photographs of what they call eight-foot waves, the “theoretical safe maximum for the prototype.”

To prove the matter beyond any reasonable doubt, a champion bodyboarder, riding prone, was used in the photographs for perspective.

Let’s pick over the two images provided.

Now,

Let’s be frank.

I see a pretty good four-foot wave.

And I am neither Hawaiian nor bullish with numbers.

Am I wrong?

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Andrew Dodson
Andrew Dodson
7 years ago

They should have had royden Bryson instead of sponger wave would have looked just as big

Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane
7 years ago

Lol , 8 foot ? No, More like solid 4

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
7 years ago
Reply to  Citizen Kane

2.4m face = 7 feet and 10.488 inch face

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
7 years ago

Depends if you agree to buy into a ‘scene’ … or just call wave size as it actually is using universally understandable metrics with no subjectivity or ego. Last time I read stab I thought I had stumbled into some insecure teenage boys secret diary of hipster surf stories cross bred with a fashion magazine.

StarJamma
StarJamma
7 years ago

Maybe you forgot that in the second photo, the wave is so powerful that the trough has plummeted to the bottom of the lagoon and that’s why you can’t see his belly!!

I’m just pissed they didn’t call me, an washed up ex-bodyboarder, to fly to Rockhampton (if one can) from the good ol’ U S of A to sponge the Lagoon! Now that we can’t buy Greenland anymore, our global schadenfreude has forced me to realize that Our Great Leader, The Second Coming of Big G in the Sky, is perhaps not all he’s cracked up to be and now I have to flee our great, white homeland as my worldview crumbles and forces me to turn to bodyboarding for solace.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

You mean there’s ANOTHER hell, after this one?

Whoa. Mind blown…

Greg Hall
Greg Hall
7 years ago

Who cares I will take 4ft perfection on tap

Lerk
Lerk
7 years ago

It clearly says 2.4m face.

david fffff
david fffff
7 years ago

Depends on whether we’re talking heal to toe or bunion to bunion

m0rt
m0rt
7 years ago

I heard Occ was surfing it too and struggled with the slab, The fat left was really rippable tho.

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago
Reply to  m0rt

Looks a bit rank to me…..that inside section looks soft. Bit of fun initially. Should be a bit more fun when they get it sorted I hope. Lots of promise ahead…..this is only their testing facility. Lets hope they learn lots and fast.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

m0rt
m0rt
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

So disappointing, the wavegarden cove is going to be the first wavepool tech we get to surf in Oz, hopefully this year!

jorgen
jorgen
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Occ is barely 5 foot. Hows a normal person supposed to fit?

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
7 years ago

Its a 2.4m face. Who the fuck uses feet as a measurement for the back of waves expecting it to make sense anymore anyway? (apart from people who want to sound imperial, american or hard to comprehend)

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

“Who the fuck uses feet as a measurement for the back of waves expecting it to make sense anymore anyway?”

Uh… surfers?

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I surf the face of the wave, not the back. I can see the face of the wave from the beach, I cant see the back… and feet arent really used anymore. Ive been calling surf size by face height in metres or my head height etc for donkeys years and people know what it means and can judge it without losing context. Calling wave size by a defunct unit of measure and a part of the wave you cant see and dont even do turns on is hard to justify.

Pork Hunt
Pork Hunt
7 years ago

Agreed, you call it:
Triple Head
Double Head
Head and a Half
Head Height
Waist
Knee to Waist
Then unless you’re a dwarf everyone knows how big it is.

Mapski
Mapski
7 years ago
Reply to  Pork Hunt

You forgot Balls to Chin.

Pork Hunt
Pork Hunt
7 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Balls to tit!

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

I’ll agree to disagree.

Sydwys
Sydwys
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

But how many barley corns end to end is it?

Wayne Lawrence Oneal Jr.
Wayne Lawrence Oneal Jr.
7 years ago

Hi.. you’re exactly right! True measurement of a wave is fro bottom of trough to top of lip.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

I’ll admit, my first thought when I saw the bottom of the two images, not knowing it was a pool, was Wow. Wow- theres a sick hollow slab, with water colour and backdrop I can’t recognise, somewhere in the world. Then I wondered if it gets bigger. Then the thought crept it that it might be a pool.
Pretty sick. Now double it again.

OffRocker
OffRocker
7 years ago

“Pounding Yepoon”.
Gabs cameo as a hairless twink in “Backside Rider: bottom turn to top turn combo” with Dronin’ Joe Turpel.

Dirty south Surfer
Dirty south Surfer
7 years ago

It’s not anywhere near 8 foot. It’s barely chest high at best. Who the f uses a boogie boarder to measure a wave anyway?

Fishingisfun
Fishingisfun
7 years ago

Why the fuck do you have a KKK cross as your avatar?

Fishingisfun
Fishingisfun
7 years ago
Reply to  Fishingisfun
channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Fishingisfun

Perhaps he only GOES STRAIGHT IN THE WHITEWASH.
?

John Melba
John Melba
7 years ago

Here’s the thing….4 foot, 8 foot, it’s still an amazing fucking wave! How often do you get waves that good at your local break ??? Unless you live in a small village on Tavarua. When will these people scale and get these out there….My mate checked out the Melbourne one the other day and there’s still big piles of dirt around the place…

?uzzled
?uzzled
7 years ago

Those waves are as big as Stonehenge!

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago

The plunger bowl being ridden with a toilet lid.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

you know that takeoff does not look easy or he just spun…. some grunt off the bat, but yeah, there is no inertia behind the “swell” so measuring backs is (and is always, sorry Hawaii) meaningless.

that said, it looks fun and I’m game. our summer has been historically bad, tragic really. Oy vey, it makes me sweat just thinking about it. like remembering the Cold Play singer impregnated the Gwen more than once I think?! the horror.

Hippy
Hippy
7 years ago

By the time you bottom turn and square up, chest high max. Call it whatever feet/meters you want, chest high…. and you better time that section well or your next hit will be waist high.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

So are midgets.

Oh, wait…

Lard Hamilton
Lard Hamilton
7 years ago

12ft according to Surfline.


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