Man progresses from a sixty-five litre soft-top to a razor-sharp five-eight Mayhem over the course of eighteen glorious months!
The learning curve for the adult learner goes something like this: learn to sorta paddle, but never quite get it, learn to stand up, but never do it with precision and speed, and remain clueless, forever, as to the various angles and shapes of the wave face thereby consigning you to a purgatory from which there is no escape.
It ain’t pretty.
Common wisdom suggests that if you haven’t started surfing by the time you’re thirteen, you’re done. It isn’t going to happen.
Brian Fillmore, who is thirty-two years old and the current manager of the American Wave Machines-powered tank at Waco, is, in this era of the wave-pool, humanity’s first exception to the rule.
A year ago he was riding a seven-foot Greco soft-top of approximately sixty-five litres. He could propel himself into a wave, scramble to a vaguely upright position and complete a bottom turn of sorts.
Today, goofyfooter Brian is nailing chop-hops, can get barrelled on lefts and rights and lives for frontside laybacks modelled on his favourite surfer Parker Coffin.
Now, dig.
Brian had always liked the idea of surfing, he just never got to do it. He was born in Florida and until his sixth year lived in California.
“I saw surfing around me and I witnessed what it was like to live a Californian lifestyle, kids surfing all summer and riding skateboards to school,” he says. “That was all stripped from me when I moved to Texas. I grew up on a ranch. There was no concrete to skate, it was all dirt roads. And no waves. But in the back of my mind I was skating and surfing.”
Life goes on, as it does and he became obsessed with, one day, operating the levers at a wave-pool. The old Flowrider stationary wave is a popular installation at Texas water parks and Brian knew he’d found his calling.
He studied how the waves were created, even researching how to build one.
In 2016, when Doug Coors built his now-demolished Wavegarden in nearby Austin, Brian was thrilled; when he heard they were going to stick an American Wave Machines pool into the cable-ski park at Waco, his hometown, he mobilised every contact he had to get a job there.
Eventually, he was given Cheyne Magnusson‘s email.
Cheyne, the Hawaiian whom, let’s be honest, put the Waco pool on the map, liked this super-keen, softie-riding VAL.
He’d built up a good work ethic at Moroso Wood Fired Pizzeria in town. Said he wasn’t afraid of a work day that’d start at six in the morning for two hours of private sessions and sometimes keep going until midnight.
Cheyne threw him into a session alongside Seth Moniz. Brian didn’t make a wave but he got the job.
And, henceforth, Brian surfed every chance he got.
He started to understand the currents (yeah, they exist) and was able to find different spots in the lineup where he could surf during a public session, officially as water patrol, and pick up a few scraps.
Progression came fast. Every day. Repetition.
If he wanted to practise backside tubes, he sat on the right and waiting for the particular wave he knew would slab. He knew which wave would deliver a layback section or a ramp.
Over the course of the year-and-half Brian’s been working at BSR, he became manager when Cheyne left to work his sorcery at a new pool in Palm Springs, he’s surfed with everyone from Gabriel Medina to Bobby Martinez and Chippa Wilson.
Gone is the sixty-five litre soft top. Now Brian rides a five-eight Lost Sub-Driver, a gift from Matt Biolos.
He’s learning the mechanics of airs; he’s learning the angles of approach, mid-face turn, hit out not up etc. His style ain’t exactly Craig Anderson, but who among us is brave enough to cast the first stone?
From VAL to minor-league shredder in one year.
Still, he knows he doesn’t have the credibility of a surfer who grew up swinging his blade at Snapper or Pipe.
There are no delusions of grandeur.
“It’s a kooky thing being in the middle of Texas,” he says. “But we have people here and they don’t look like your average surfer but they love it just as much. And that’s the thing that’s as cheesy as it is true. It doesn’t matter if you’re in the ocean, a wave-pool or being dragged behind a boat. It just takes that feeling of gliding and planing on a wave and going down the line to know that… this… is a real feeling. Some sorta connection with something.”
Brian laughs a little at the absurdity of his position.
A pool surfer.
“Even though it’s a man-made wave it still feels real,” he says. “It’s the closest I can get and it’s all I ever dreamt of.”
(Editor’s note: I was prompted to write this story after reading about Brian at wavepoolmag.com.)
In the land of the blind the one-eyed kook is king
The general statement was qualified with the caveat of 10000hrs of quality/purposeful practice. Not just random noodling on instruments.
Well if Macklemore rapped it then it must be true.
Leave white clowns out of the discussion mad
Read and weep
http://wavepoolmag.com/
Patient Zero before our very eyes.
If our grandchildren ever see the light of day they will wonder why we did nothing to stop the pandemic while we could
Those two photos are why I don’t take photos.
Umm, if he has access he could have surfed 20 hours a week–at 50.00 an hour = 1000.00 a week which would equal 50 Gs for one year. While he got it for free, a little out of reach of your average wannabee……….
That’s just the way the kooky crumbles.
Thats the way the Barney bounces.
I wasted the line on this article, but knew I’d forget it if I didn’t use it.
#ADHD
Heh, yours was better.
No… there is one, and only one, local…
This one…
The Waco Kid
https://youtu.be/Tr9xVmCL0bA
Well played, my friend, well played.
Oh now I see!
I once thought VAL was referencing “Valley”. I grew up between two hills and am a sensitive surfer.
Embrace your inner VAL (and charge $50 an hour to help them improve to intermediate wave-pool ready maniacs!).
I wouldn’t be hung up on the number itself, just the moral behind it. Also if you’re a dedicate VAL like the chap at Waco I’d definitely prioritize style before ripping. Don’t wanna end up surfing like ADS.
You wish you could surf like that former WC.
Maybe, you don’t know that. But I know he wished he had a perfect lower jaw.
Brad Pitt over here.
It’s just sad he doesn’t own it, I can barely recognize him now. It’s like if Occy sorted out his underbite would it really be Occy? Would people even recognize him on the streets?
That stuffs cheap in Brasil
Plastic surgery leaders of the world among other things
I’m ore into the other things
He just had corrective surgery! What sort of gritter are you?
The ***ADSWorldChamp*** kind.
Need more *************
I remember an old future champs article / trip to WA about 15 years ago …… . Dane , Jordy , Ry , Yadin , Pablo etc and the only one that has fulfilled the prophecy , former child prodigy and Pro Junior winner ( the big one at NN ) ADS .
I rekon he’s a fukin legend
Of aesthetic abuse, yes
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Not unless you enjoy ripping the bag out of every wave you catch
You mean committing human rights abuses by forcing others to watch you poop on every turn, I hope. And by bag you meant shit bag clearly.
Your my hero.
You just described a classic bell curve bud, some are ahead some are behind but still true for great majority.
this’ll sound stupid and patronising and olde, but great article!
I love sarcasm!
Not sarcastic at all, it’s thorough reporting on a pretty significant thing and no other surf media operation thought to cover it.
Please don’t encourage VALs Derek
It’s a bit Ziff-esque frankly
I’m having an up sorta day. Everyone’s a brother, a sister, or transitioning.
Fair enough. Please make your next article about sharks so it evens out
Criket Australia have just announced that if you think you are a chick you can play chicks cricket even if you are swinging tackle around. No questions can be asked,.
What the fuks going on?
How Brazilian of them.
They might have to change the name of the Pub “ The Bat and Ball “ to “ Chicks with Dicks “ ? Only Change is Permanent ……. People used to get pissed off by Bodyline , Packer , One Day Cricket and Colourful Cricket Clothing…… Now it’s Ball tampering and Extra Balls under skirts . Adapt or Die ?
Yeah I’m sure the gal’s will be stoked in the dressing room while boners are being exhibited
Women’s Cricket growing organically and exponentially ?
Depends how its measured.
6 balls without a run might bowl a maiden over ?
at least you won’t be wanking to dudes!! Victoria Seceret is sponsoring a guy.
SPORTS!!!
Can someone film him navigate open water? Cheers in advance.
I’d like to see that too.
I bet he goes alright.
I’m undecided but am interested in observing the study.
I met some germans from Munich who only surfed the eisbach…….they could cut the green ok and wiggle about.
Bullshit! That’s actually impressive. I guess I’m jealous because of my own horrendous passage.
Gotta wait for North Shore 2 to drop. Rick Kane (now a crackpipe junkie, ahead of his time trying a freesurf career before it was a thing) like a good Hawaiian decides to take in Brian Fillmore and show him the way to score local poon.
“Brian, sit over here where all the waves break in exactly the same spot every time.”
“Thanks for the advice! But why are you paddling away from me just as some bigger waves are coming?”
“It’s your turn so I’m going to wait where the queue starts, just like in the pool.”
he should have to hang at a flat tank 200 days a year like most
what’d he do when the amoeba came and they drained the pool?
End of the season. Only a couple of weeks before the pool’s planned closure.
obvious question: whats he do in the off season?
An obvious question that I didn’t ask. Oy vey!
It’s a brave new world out there.
A new audience – Pool Grit™️ !
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Retreats to the back of his mind and skates and skates and skates. And dreams. And writes articles to submit to the Inertia cause he realizes being a surf journalist is just a short 18 month beginner to hell yeah im a published writer journey.
Damnnn, that was a sick burn, man
“I got hired, but I got tired, draining the pool for yoooou.”
Skated dirt, man.
He’ll never be a real surfer until he develops his bitterness and cynicism.
I’m sure he’s happy just to be a surfer
Zactly, cb.
He’s never been burnt, never been faded into the pit, never had to deal with filthy robbing cunts on sup and logs.
Never spent 8 hours in a car to be greeted by howling onshores and rain.
Never had to pay dues, never paid a small fortune for a boat trip …. fuck, it goes on and on and on …
That’s like saying hell never be a real porn actor till he’s done gay porn
To each his own, bexy.
He’s probly allready survived ten mass shootings
What do you want from the poor bloke?
well, it’s not like he’s a paraplegic …. just some cunt with a lotta reps in a nocean.
good point
Is this a cathartic comment ? Just asking for a friend ….
It was the first analogy that came to my mind.
I could have done better I guess
Just kidding Rex Bex .We all loved you in the I Cream Bex Video “ The Golden Gaytime “ .
You did just fine BV
just spit coffee on my MacBook! fuck!!!! that was well played!!!!!
Sorry bout that
Putrid style, Brian. I’ll give ya a little shaka 🤙 for effort though brah.
Pootrid*
Wow, WPS you’re a softy after all for cuntards
To be honest all you need is 10,000 hours to master anything and surfing is no exception. Problem is when you’re a VAL you got other shit to do like brunch with your mrs or your neice’s birthday party or playing Russian roulette with a 38mm prior to those activities.
Do “pool surfers” get bummed when surfers come to try their spot from actual ocean coasts? It’s kinda like reverse racism in a way. Is weed legal in Texas?