A Surf Ranch for Austin, Texas?
Earlier today, it was revealed that Doug Coors, beer guy, had sold the wave pool he opened two years ago to a company called Tumbleweed Opco, a Delaware-registered LLC in care of Kelly Slater Wave Co on December 28, a company formed only two weeks earlier.
A very good sell for Coors, and a good buy for the KS Wave Co. Coors gets to shake his fur and take off back to Denver, Colorado, where he lives, and the Slater Wave Co, which is owned by the WSL, gets 160 acres of pool with accompanying beer barn to retrofit with Kelly’s superior pool technology.
The pool, I think, had been a monstrous headache for Coors ever since he floated the idea with the local burghers.
(Read, Broil: NLand Surf Park vs Travis County for background.)
And, you might remember the rumour floating around a month ago, that the park was going to be closed until 2020, the smart money being on this theory: NLand was losing steam to BSR and the investors made the call to throw their cash at new technology, either remodelling the old design into the newer, more American Wave Machine-ish Cove or overhauling the original machine to “make it more compelling.”
Now?
That ol Wavegarden foil gets thrown in the dumpster and in swoops Surf Ranch?
Why, it’ll make the entire state of Texas hush in awe and respect!
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Why would anyone pay to surf in a piss pool?
Kelly’s wave is not nearly as competitive as BSRs or Wave Garden’s Cove. They are all capable of endlessly long barreling sections, lefts and rights, ect., but Kelly’s sled cannot produce as many waves/hr or the variations that the others can. The variations are insane. Kelly’s wave is just a supped up version of the original Wave Garden sled…1 wave (right and left) every ~2 minutes…only 600 waves per 10 hr day. Only enough waves for ~60 customers per day. I think that sleds are dead.
They’re working on that now, they should have alternate plan soon….
Gotta be…
See above
Whine whine whine.
KS wave company only $250 per wave is such a deal right??
VHS vs Beta
It seems like Slater would have to overall his wave machine design, how can you make money with one wave every 3 minutes?
A rodeo clown overall would be well received in Texas.
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The money is made on admission fees and the bars and restaurants and retail and entertainment around the wave.
It’s the Wave House model.
It works.
And also for private sessions.
Amazing what you can do when you have a non-surfing billionare and his ‘surf star’ crazed wife backing you. I’m pretty sure it was all Ziff’s money used for the purchase.
I was an NLand member last year. They have awesome beer. Kelly best not fuck that up with his organic piss water.
Don’t worry it’s not organic. It’s just brewed with organic grains™.
Kelly doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Hinano.
Can ya dial up GMed for an exclusive?
The Champ?
Indeed!
Call the maresias pub ,you might get him there
If I ever heard that gorgeous contralto voice, why, I think I’d have to reach for the vapours!
Mick would have his number.
But say your from GQ not BG.
You need some gogetters in that office.
Go-getters and an office!
Get out of that kitchen.
Rattle those pots and pans
Shake rattle and roll ………..
To the fainting couch!
I’ve always been a fan of this business move. Don’t compete with competitors. Buy them.
BSR has got to be a little nervous.
Do you think BSR is more nervous that a patron’s brain was eaten by its water or by the possibility of a Surf Ranch reveal nearby? Those two parks, side by side, would, I think, make Austin-Waco a fabulous surf destination, perhaps rivalling the fabled Mentawais etc.
Perhaps for softcocks like me. I’m allergic to coral.
I’m allergic to crowds and five-thousand dollar surf trips.
More nervous by the Surf Ranch reveal. As for KSWC subsidiary Tumbleweed Opco bringing their wave tech to Texas, I think it important to point something out. A tumbleweed is more appropriately named the Russian Thistle. That’s right! The RUSSIAN THISTLE! An invasive species. The Ziff/Russian collaboration is deep lone star state. One star. Not stars. BSR has a target on their back. If I was Putin my money on it, I’d wager that KSWC will buy BSR within the next 5 years at a discount.
With Ziff’s money, almost anything is possible.
He’s the best!
If so, then how is Trump involved? Trump Wave?
It’s more Hillaryous that Ziff chose to name the company Tumbleweed Opco. It’s like Ziff devised a plan, Operation Tumbleweed, with the mission to invade BSR’s territory and bury BSR like a bunch of Russian Thistles targeting an unsuspecting Texas homeowner.
https://youtu.be/RPZxGyU6dL8
I do love how All In on wavepools you are, Derek.
Hahahahahaha,ha….
Not to mention the sheer volume of drool-worthy women in Austin…
Au contraire mon frère. This cottage industry just got a Texas boner.
Butt, d’ya think Kelly would be interested in Yeppoon? I hear it’s bigger than Texas.