Come to California's Central Valley!
I seriously had no idea this was being broadcast. I would like to put the heats up but don’t really know how because there are no heats yet, I don’t think. I would like to fill this place above the important bit, the “comment live” section with something worthwhile but I can’t.
Let me leave you with some inspiration instead.
For the only stop on tour take comfort in knowing each and every pro would trade places with you right now, wherever you are!
day two? hello? anyone? uh Jett Schilling killed it
This is the land where the Chumash were slaughtered and the US Govt. during WWII declared a war on Nazi squirrels.
Both of these events are true btw.
Well see
Get it?
Haha.
Are BG running a billboard?
You don’t have to be LGBQTIXXX
to love beach grit.
You don’t have to use wooden cutlery
to love beach grit
No billboard!
Poor LongTom. This will be hard to write about – except for Medina’s absolute dominance.
Haha there’s a hot mic going live right now.
I simply can’t turn my eyes away from this spectacular action unfolding every 4 minutes. It’s a unique experience. And I love how thorough the WSL are. Giving all of the Top 68 men in the world a chance to perform. Three days of competition is simply a tease! Alas there are no Glowing, Glowing, Gone placards on the side of the train, but I’m just quibbling.
It will be! New swell rolling in from Nebraska!
LEMOORE – SURF CITY USA!
Well, if it’s over I’ve got one hell of a rigatoni bolognese on the cook if you dudes all wanna head over.
I have a nice Malbec on hand
That would actually pair perfectly.
bolognese at yours, we’ll all be there in a minute.
Should I bring two bottles?
Sure. It’s a weeknight. A word of caution though, the baby has a cold.
So maybe bring three.
Malbec’s good for infant colds
We won’t waste the Malbec on her, I’ve got a bottle of Jameson for that.
excellent priorities Audit.
Surf Ranch could use some Africanized Bees in their trash can’ts
Did you really, though?
My Johanne Defay bets are looking pretty nice right now.
50/1 to win qualifying.
9/1 top 4.
Wsl are on a massive fail for basic communication. Seriously hopeless
Think so Jen.
Now on post show
That pommy hipster cunt from Brilliant Corners can fuck right off … anther punchable face.
The first time ANYONE has used those words to describe Da Qween.
We are the drones it seems. Next wave in 5 minutes…
This wave makes pro surfers hate themselves.
First time I have ever felt sorry for pro surfers.
Steph’s weird barrel. Discuss.
worst thing I’ve ever seen.