Gabriel and daddy Charlie, a familiar and formidable duo.

WSL: “Supertubos has best banks in five years (but) may have to run heats in onshore conditions in order to finish the event.”

And Gabriel Medina invokes the might of the divine to wrap up title before Pipe…

Shortly, maybe today, likely tomoz, the penultimate WCT event of the year hits Portugal. The two-time world champ Gabriel Medina can wrap the title if the cards fall thus.

First, he’s gotta make it to the semi’s or better.

If he gets second in the final, Filipe has to lose in or before the round of 32, Jordy or Kolohe have to lose before or in  the quarters and Italo, who won the contest last year, has to lose before or in the round of 16.

If Gabriel wins the event, Filipe has to lose in or before the round of 16, Jordy and Kolohe in or before the final, and Italo in or before the semi’s.

Earlier today, Gabriel, who is one of Brazil’s 123 million Catholics, invoked the might of God with a post of Instagram referencing Hebrews 11.3. I’m a Catholic, I know this verse, the eleventh chapter of the Epistle to the Hebes.

It’s a doozy, gives a real sweet hit of voltage.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3p-F9ZgjpC/

In essence, trust God’s will ’cause he an all-seeing motherfucker who ain’t afraid to poke his gigantic wang into your business if he feels you deserve it.

A hundred thousand likes already. Don’t tell me that ain’t divine.

My fav part of the Bible and it always gave me a little kick as a kid, can be found at Genesis 19: 31-32.

“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’”

As for the waves, and when the contest might run, in an email to the event’s surfers, The WSL writes:

“Surfers, this is the plan for Plan for the next few days at the MEO/RC Pro; Main Site at Supertubos and 3 Back-up Sites. Pico da Mota, Pico do Fabril & Lagide. We should have 3 days of surf from Thursday onwards at Supertubos (Wednesday only a small chance), after that, forecast doesn’t look too bright, so we may need to run heats in onshore conditions in order to finish the event. We’ll always make sure that there are enough opportunities for every competitor. At this stage we’ll move sites only overnight, pending wind, swell and tide conditions, The good news is that we have the bet banks in Supertubos in the last 5 years. We’ll keep you posted.”

Also, Pip Toledo’s back has repaired and he’s “ready to rip.”

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Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago

so is there a higher power that has a message for our “souls” , how important are all these worldly actions of man that seem to be failing us?

we look at society’s who have been born out of mans intellect and desires , and ignoring that there is a higher power , Dictators who have become Gods to themselves and their subjects…..all failures , and population decimation…Russia/China/Cambodia/Nth Korea

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago

my reply was a joke relative to the first so called joke.

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago

what’s really sad is, man is drowning in debt , fucking the place we live in , so we can maintain an unsustainable lifestyle……..where does it end , when the planet cannot provide for our lifestyles , and the interest on the debts we have accumulated becomes the burden of our children?

So where do we look for salvation?

Ryan Cobb
Ryan Cobb
6 years ago

You surf journalists wait all year for this event just to use the word penultimate. Cringe worthy.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Open thought to Derek (the prophet) and Chas:

If you include amazing biblical references like DR used above, you can file for Tax Exemption Status and never pay taxes again in the US. Amen.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

In the beginning god created a craving for worth,
And darkness was upon the face of meep meep,
And Dirk-ness moved on the Waterman’s
And god said “Let there be slights. And there was slights.”
– Book of Job’s Job at Beach Grit –

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

There may be thousands of ‘made up’ gods, but only one real God.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

I love em all Im an ALLTHEIST!

rwvbwl
rwvbwl
6 years ago

Did you know this?
There’s an Invisible Man,
who lives in the sky, who watches every~thing you do, every minute of every day!
So what did Medina do wrong to win his worst ever result in France last week?
Not pray enough? Not tithe enough? Not cum inside, but pull out + kill allll his lil’ Gabby’s?
Or did he just not get thee best waves + perform to thee judges expections? Hmmmm…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  rwvbwl

Medina probably didn’t do anything wrong to loose, don’t know if God is that into surf contests. Your probably right about it, he just didn’t get the best waves.

Mapski
Mapski
6 years ago

Better bolt the chairs to the decking if Gabby doesn’t win.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

You just can’t expect someone to win. Way way too many variables….

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
6 years ago

Man, every time I click on this site, my ad blocker goes nuts!!

Pedro
Pedro
6 years ago

Does this conversation about Medina’s religion matter at all? I don’t get it… this same media let some of our best surfers got lost because of issues in their personal life and no one intruded, not a word. Why Medina’s personal life are any different?

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  Pedro

Maybe they have learned something since then? Maybe someone’s belief can keep them from going down the wrong road……..

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

i always thought they were referring to huey (?)

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago
rwvbwl
rwvbwl
6 years ago

“Thanks to God, for the win”
Heard surfers say it before, wonder though, do these same folks also thank God when they lose, for it too was God’s will? Or was it just that the surfer did not catch the best waves + simply perform? Hmmmm…

Odysseus et al
Odysseus et al
6 years ago
Reply to  rwvbwl

The other guy probably sacrificed a goat

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  rwvbwl

I can’t say all, but I know ‘some of them’, do thank God even in defeat, just for the opportunity to ‘do your best’ and compete, win or loose.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
6 years ago

Gabriel and the guys, Fil, Italo, Jadson etc… are not catholics…
They are evangelics, and most of them are like xiitas or suicidal terrorists from ISIl…
They make Torquemada looks like a little boy sucking lollipops with his bunch of little white sheeps in a rural kindergarten…

It’s a religious brainwash that follows infiltration tactics in the poor people class / low-income social layer, taking her money by dízimo (their taxes to the people) seeking richness and political power in all espheres of government: local / state / federal chambers, ministries… even now are in the presidency.
A plague.

Agent Smith was correct.

Mendigo
Mendigo
6 years ago

I know that it’s just BG and nothing’s for real etc, but whatever, just take note of this, Derek. They’re *not* catholics. Not trying to defend anything here, it’s just that these two types of christians behave very differently in Brasil.

Tava meio sem paciência pra explicar isso aqui, que bom que já o fizeste.
Chegou ondulação no Rio hoje?

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
6 years ago
Reply to  Mendigo

Vai chegar Mendigo!
Mas pqp fazendo um treino leve e corrida entre Copacabana e Leblon, aliás nem tinha começado direito e indo bem, tive uma contratura na panturrilha, foda.
Fazendo de tudo para melhorar, 2 semanas já!
Velhice é uma merda!

Mendigo
Mendigo
6 years ago

Nossa… Sinto muito, cara. Mas já passa. E treinar assim é melhor esquema, eu acho, (embora às vezes possa dar errado haha)
Aqui em SP (norte) chegou mas junto com ventania…
Melhoras aí!

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
6 years ago
Reply to  Mendigo

Mendigo chegou sim o swell… é que com a correria do trampo, não dá para subir tipo, Prainha, Grumari, Barra sempre, aonde os fundos são mais constantes… acabo tendo de me virar entre Copacabana no Posto 5 até Leblon, e neste caso os fundos vem e vão muito rápiudo. Então eu sempre tento manter um treino de corrida e natação para manter o corpo e o condicionamento… Mas esta contusão pegou realmente de surpresa, eu nem lembro quando foi a última assim… o que mais deixou surpreso foi porque eu estava fazendo tudo certo, baixa intensidade, bem leve, e veio, travou completamente tudo!
Valeu a força irmão e boas ondas! Aproveite e manda ver neste swell! E vamos ver Portugal agora se teremos um bom campeonato! França este ano achei bem fraco!
Abraços irmão!

Mendigo
Mendigo
6 years ago

Cuida e volta pro surf! Abrazos hermano!

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  Mendigo

Yes, ”not’ Catholic. Christian.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  Mendigo

Also, the verse Gabe quoted has nothing directly to do with asking for God’s help with something.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

Yes, ‘not’ Catholic. ‘Christians,’ just standing up for what they believe in, just like your doing here…..

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Don’t care about the religion that person A,B,C…Z, is linked …
It’s important that the person who’s practice, do it from his front door to inside’s home, or within their respective temples…
Christians, catholics, evangelicals, muslims, jews, baptists, hindus, buddhists, whatever it is.
Is important that none of them tend to lay down a state or society in his personnal closed little club.
The state and a society should be laichos, whenever possible.
There are too many controls to the people, and nothing worse than religion mixed with politics…

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago

in your speak looks like some “white supremacist bitch” or maybe you have a fetish for transgender birls!

John Wayne
John Wayne
6 years ago

I think the more important question is did Joey T die his hair? Chas is normally all over any fashion accessory / new style. Maybe it was too late and he missed it, I was shocked. He has gone dark https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
6 years ago
timsluis
timsluis
6 years ago

I believe it is a reference to the catholic God of Mediterranean Europe and South America. Middle America is more ‘fire and brimstone’ Baptist than ‘Hail Mary, mother of God’ Catholic.


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