What could it be? What could it possibly be?
Are your loins girded? Tunic brought up so all the fabric is above the knees? Extra material gathered in front so it is tight against your backside? Tied tightly with no chance of coming undone? Ready for the promised “surprise announcement” to be delivered tomorrow morning (Nov. 6th) at 9:00 am Pacific Standard Time regarding the 2020 World Surf League Championship Tour schedule?
Well, if they are not you still have a few hours.
And what do you think this “surprise announcement” might be? Let’s head to the press release first before guessing wildly without rhyme or reason.
LOS ANGELES, California/USA (Tuesday, November 5, 2019) – The World Surf League (WSL) will release its 2020 Championship Tour calendars for the men’s and women’s tours tomorrow, Wednesday, November 6, at 9 a.m. PT.
Head to worldsurfleague.com on Wednesday, Nov 6 at 9 a.m. PT to find out where the world’s best surfers will go in 2020.
Pat O’Connell and Chris Cote host the unveiling of the schedule for next season. Find out where the tour is headed, get insight on each break from athletes and commentators, and, most of all, discover what new spot is being added to the slate.
Ok, so first, which commentators are being dropped? Are any being added? Surf Ranch is for sure being dropped but is anything being added in its place?
What else?
Who else?
Where else?
Let’s guess wildly without rhyme or reason but I’ll tell you right now, if the “surprise announcement” is that cbdMD is headlining any more events I won’t be happy.
I won’t be happy at all and will certainly let the WSL’s Storyteller-in-Chief Erik “ELo” Not Logan know about it.
Maybe a little while…….. but totally worth it!
Me either. Ive flaked on more dawn patrol commitments than I can count. Easy to say yes the night before when drinks are flowing!
I’m clutching my pearls! Could it be a joint Laird-ELO-WSL-Oprah hostile takeover of BeachGrit ? Chas frog-marched out of the building
Why have 1000000 monkeys with 1000000 typewriters typing for 1000000 years, when we have 2 perfectly good ones?
So this is the Santa Monica High Tower we hear so much about
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Looks more like a weed dispensary
without the guard, cameras and anything interesting inside…..
Man Scott, I got this Pink Boost Goddess 21.6% hybrid on Sunday and I can barely type sarcasm I’m so relaxed.
Sounds like a good one! Is it all deliveries up your way or are there storefronts?
Amazing store front in Ojai…. top shelf.
The sales girl there… so well read on the topic of flowers. She has one of those nostril rings that look like you’d put on a bull or some farm animal and she has tattoos on her neck and fingers…. not my thing whatsoever. But I would lick her like an ice cream cone after bathing her in chlorine and she knows it. Such a potent mix of sexual desire and disgust.
And she has beautiful feet, no ink. Am I getting off topic?
It’s called a septum piercing and I don’t think you are legally allowed to work in a dispensary without one.
She’s so delicious. I can’t imagine what else she has pierced though I try.
You’re high Hippy, go home
State law requires at least one pierced septum and one non African American dreadlocked person. All must appear to be on the highest dosage of edibles, dabs and bongs possible
Are you an indica type or a sativa type Scott?
It has to to certain sativas like Kali mist- the kind that don’t make me anxious but energized to do shit.
Mostly indica’s anymore because that heavy narcotic feeling is more relaxing. You?
#metoo…. hybrid indies. don’t need more energy. If you pick the right variety, you can literally lose hours on youtube.
Well, I’ll yap abit here, I could use some energy so its sativa. But also for flavor profiles, and general ” I like”. My history was aways low dose 24/7/365, so the new strains are really hard to modulate. Everything is strong!!
I I always felt that you built up a resistance to indica, and needed more and more. Different times though, we nicknamed some strains Pretendica cause they smelled good, looked good, but jus sucked and were tarry. Weird.
Breeding has come a long way since then!!
Sometimes back in the day, anything was good enuf. I can remember scraping old pipes for resin scraps, when things were scarce, so the modern times are kinda nuts. I tried really hard to be a Cito farmer, fog always got me here, so the wide open days? Haha I ‘m like the grumpy old local…” yeah i grew one plant once that would blow your mind”!! (true story, pure sativa, sponsored the Style Council at the con for a season ha)
My neighbor went out to Ojai, this summer and asked if I wanted anything. I’ve still never been to a despensary. Its…just…..I dunno, spent my whole life holding my breath at 4 am on dawn patrol as the sheriff scopes me, climbing through neighbors hedges to water my little gardens…sneaking around Cito……Anyways, I gave her 100 bucks and got all sorts of interesting hybrids and mixes. Such high quality, but jeez the hoops people have to jump through to do this, and the prices are reasonable. Weird times, but cool. edit to add: sorry bout rambling
Potent mix of sexual desires and disgust! Classic.
That sums up most of the budtender chicks Ive run across. Some of them don’t have a clue which bud is better than others yet Ive taken their recommendations seriously
It’s like they are a concierge to almost every pleasure except surfing.
So goat moat 2020 is a thing solid investigative journalism Chas.
Did I hear CC say that controversy is a good thing? Will the great wall crumble?
FUCK FRESHWATER PRO!!!’
This is a fucking joke, I thought they were trolling at one point. But they are deadly serious
Complete bullshit.
They were talking about a “complete Australian leg” like it’s a brand new thing
Yeah, instead of flying to Bali, they go straight to WA. Earthshattering revelation
“Australian leg” is what my wife calls my tiny wiener
Oh no, they’re keeping the bloody pond :-/
Awful.
BACK TO LEMOORE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
G-Land!
One j short of a job.
Other than the unchecked racism, sexism, and homophobia, this message board is pretty fun.
Wow, you are literally experiencing a different reality to the rest of us
Also, this is a common and played out tactic that lefty California types use to discredit legitimate debate and conversation that goes against their narrative; just label them bigots!
Oh come on. Don’t trot out that old chestnut.
Are Pete and Rosy just in different rooms when you’re speaking to them on this preview show? Or are they indeed in totally different locations?
I was wondering the same thing
Right? Like, shouldn’t we know where they are being broadcast from? Unless they’re just in the next room over, but then why would they do that??? O shit there’s Potts!
Well we know one thing, they are all on the same side of The Wall
Other than the unchecked democratic subversion, destroying entire industries by forcing platforms to pivot to FB video (using viewership numbers that were never real in the first place), contributing to all-time high rates of teen self-harm & suicide, as well as knowingly facilitating genocide in Myanmar, all while illegally selling our personal data, this Facebook partnership with the WSL is pretty fun.
One fully loaded double seam fastball sentence. Most excellent.
Comment of the year!!!
My hope is an announcement of Teardevils Part 4. Instead of milk, this time Cote chugs a gallon of Lemoore agricultural runoff. https://vimeo.com/13946607
https://youtu.be/338D3HTto6M
You need 2 alarm clocks to get up at 9? Even with daylight savings ending this week? Damn I wish I could sleep in like that!
I maybe judging him harshly but he was more Kosta Tszyu than Sun Tzu ?
I thought he said “the anticipation of a Steven Segal movie is worse than death itself.”
And a bit of a fuckwit.
Heard they’re keeping Lemoore…complete with whale carcass pinned to the bottom to create the right contours for an air section…and doubles as fodder for the new pod(?) of whiteys that will feature at every event. World renown shark hunter ‘Jayden’ has been employed as shark-keeper with his greatest ever challenge of catching without killing.
Oh please can we have Ashton Boggins as a commentator so I can hear his “cool wanker” voice some more…