Discovered: The greatest surfing law enforcement officer of all time!

Plus the cure for post-traumatic stress disorder!

Here I sit on a warm patio drinking freshly brewed Nicaraguan coffee while waiting for the tide to fill in just a bit and perusing the news. It’s all fairly typical, bees have learned to surf, scientists have learned to deflect Great White shark attacks, many stock broker wives are paddling out in Australia to learn the Norwegians not to mess, etc. but I just stumbled upon a glorious story that brought a tear to my eye or maybe it’s just sweat.

You tell me.

It was titled Wollongong Cop Links Good Mental Health to Daily Surf and illustrated with the above picture.

I snorted loudly, clicked and read and was thoroughly won over by Detective Senior Constable Jeremy Barnett and the case he makes.

A sample:

After being in the job for 17 years, Det Snr Con Barnett hasn’t suffered from post traumatic stress disorder, anxiety or depression, as many of his colleagues in blue have.

“They say if you have been in the job for seven years than you suffer from PTSD,” he said.

“I have been there for 17 years and I don’t know. Maybe, but I don’t think so.

“I have my bad days, as everyone does, but once I go out for a surf it is all forgotten.

“I have seen some pretty horrific things, but I put my good mental health down to surfing.”

Det Snr Con Barnett said he felt like a new “bubbly” person after he went for a surf when feeling down.

“If I’m like that at home, my wife often says to me, ‘just go for a surf’,” he said. “I come back with recharged batteries.”

Beautiful, no?

But what brought the tear to my eye, I’m now certain that it’s a tear, is the photo of Det. Sn. Con. Barnett actually surfing. Of course I pictured some very ugly turn on an 8’0 TufLite or maybe a SUP even though he’s holding a Stretch in the above picture but look here.

A snap that would make any surfer proud, even Kelly Slater himself.

The greatest surfing law enforcement officer of all time?

I defy you to find me a better.

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?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago

The blue rails mean that it’s a police board. Surf enforcement?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

My wife often tells me to go for a surf when I get the grumps. I tell her it’s because the surf is shitty I have the grumps. It’s a vicious circle.

Maximum Avery
Maximum Avery
6 years ago

Did anyone read this till the end? TTVOMJ

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

I would recommend
All crooks, felons and bad eggs
Buy a soft top too

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

They already have.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

We need more surfing cops that dont have PTSD here in America, maybe they’d stop shooting innocent people.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Ah The Best of Wollongong the Brave ….. I was once stopped at dawn by the police at the bottom of Bulli Pass on the way to surf an island of green . We were told to get out of the car , separated , ordered by them to give our names and those with us , and then they found under a pile of boards and wetsuits a toy gun and some sun glasses and accused us of being bank robbers , as if we were the ex presidents from P Break ….. Funniest thing was unbeknownst to innocent me , was that the boys had chucked the blocks of hash out of their their pockets and we had to go back to the spot where we were interrogated to retrieve the illegal substances …. probably worth less than the petrol they had siphoned out of some poor buggers car in Sydney to get there in the first place ……..Possibly why one of us moved to Japan , another to Angourie ( jeez his kid blew up in Portugal at the 10000 ) and another silly bugger to France …

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago

He’s from fucken Wollongong, everyone rips in Wollongong.

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago
c4
c4
6 years ago

I guess Wollongong must be the compton of Australia.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  c4

Santa cruz

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  c4

It used to be the Detroit of the East Coast but fuck it looks more like the Basque Country where the Great Dividing Range meets the Pacific , a Uniiversity on the Up , ( a mate’s dad spent some time there in the 90s and recently became a Knight of the Realm for his contribution to Science in the UK and his work on Nano Tech ) less than 45 minutes from southern Sydney. So sad that no wave has ever broken there ….. I am 100% sure that Salt Lake City gets more swell !

c4
c4
6 years ago

Ever surfed black rock?, I’m a goofy foot and always dreamt of it after seeing pics in Australian surfing life. Jim banks, Gary green ripping.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  c4

A beautiful set up in an Aboriginal Community

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  c4

Ha! I dream about Blacks near San Diego.

c4
c4
6 years ago

I guess its always the spot on the other side of the planet that you want to surf.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  c4

Not really

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Ashton Goggans:
“The Greatest Look to Law Enforcement for Help Because He’s a Pussy Longboarder of All Time?”
Suffers from PUSS after 1 podcast.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
6 years ago

MDMA does the same thing supposedly.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

Johnny Utah.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Utah! Gimme two!


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