For white folk, by white folk.
But what is the number one demand on your personal checklist when planning a warm weather vacation? Good thread count? A swim-up pool bar? World-class waves within striking distance? Yes, yes and yes.
It’s difficult to even imagine taking a beach-esque journey without the pure joy of surfing but with the current and ongoing shark apocalypse, the Pastime of Kings is becoming more and more dangerous. Entirely deadly even.
What will we then do, in a few short years, when Great Whites, Tigers and Bulls officially refuse our oceanic entry?
Well, “canary in the coal mine” Réunion Island is beta testing a wonderful alternative. You, of course, know that the beautiful French territory floating just east of Madagascar, Jeremy Flores‘ home, has seen more deadly attacks than anywhere else on earth. It is today what California, Australia and Florida will soon be.
Surfing has been banned for years now so how to draw tourists? How to get you and me?
And let’s turn directly to The New York Times for answers.
For a place long thought of as France’s Hawaii, the tourism sector has been staring down a crisis: One industry report from 2014 found that as many as 60 percent of travelers with plans to visit canceled their trips in the days after a new shark attack. But the shock seems to have prodded regional tourism authorities to come around to the view of locals, who have long regarded the island’s mountainous interior as its singular claim to fame.
In 2014, Réunion’s tourism office launched a campaign with the tagline, “Thinking of hiking? Hike in Réunion,” with advertorials featuring bronzed couples in fitness gear taking in the mountain views. It stepped up marketing in hiker-rich markets like Germany and sent 2,000 French visitors to its website a fresh Réunion pineapple in the mail. The office now markets Réunion as “Intensely Relaxing,” and recently partnered with the French magazine Géo for an online popularity contest that crowned one of Réunion’s best-known hiking routes, the GRR1, “the most beautiful trail in France.”
Hiking.
Are you a fan?
Could you be a fan?
“No sharks on land” as they say.
Should we get a jump on it and launch the World Hike League right today?
Let’s really put our heads together on this one.
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I think Chas Smith should seriously consider studying up on Great Whites (and all sharks in general) before writing even another sentence about them. Whether he uses this type of writing tactic to be funny or to implant fear into readers is unclear but……..Sharks are not sociopathic, vindictive, heartless or unnecessarily cruel. They aren’t attacking &/or stalking humans bcuz they have murder and mayhem on the mind. They do these things bcuz they are a predatory marine animal and….in case you didn’t know this….THEY LIVE IN THE OCEAN!! The ocean doesn’t
belong to us, it belongs to all marine life. If you dont want to encounter sharks, stay the hell out of their backyards!!
I can’t tell if he is joking or serious either. But then some people tell me that I’m not the brightest bulb in the bunch. Not sure what they mean by that?
You really should have created an alter ego to post with such illumination.
You know, like ‘Captain Obvious’ or some such?
I thought they were a republic.
Why are they embracing a High King?
Besides, Kelly is a busy man. He ain’t got time for that.
Id love to comment but your stupid fucking ads block my ability to see what im fucking typing(ive damn near destroyed my scscrscscrescscrscscreen trying to pressthenlittlefucking X)
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When coasteering becomes to dangerous
Take a hike! …to Reunion Island
I’d just like to warn hikers that my mate once broke his collarbone riding in a mountain bike race down one of the island’s mountain and the Piton de la Fournaise ,an active volcano on the island ,erupted this June . Might be safer to take on the sharks ….. ?
Hike Grit: Coming Soon!
No sharks on land? I’m not so sure.
https://youtu.be/YbNmL6hSNKw
Why would you fly from Europe to go hiking in Reunion island? The Alps are a little closer
World Hiking League: SPEED. POWER. GRANOLA.
World Hiking League Tour Schedule (run at same time as WSL events):
1. Larapinta Trail, Oz
2. Great Ocean Walk, Oz
3. Dove Lake Circuit, Oz
4. Mount Semeru, Indo
5. End to End Walk Through Rocinha favela, Brazil
6. Mount Kilamanjaro, Tanzania
7. Hike Réunion, Fwance
8. John Muir Trail, USA
9. Tour du Mont Blanc, Various Euro
10. Camino de Santiago, Spain
11. Kalalau Trail, Hawaii
I read that as Mount Semen.
Hiking in the tropics sounds fucked.
Hitch hiking could be fun.
Where’s your bloody ANZAC spirit Bex ….. if it wasn’t for blokes hiking on the Kakoda Trail in Papua New Guinea all those years ago for Australia , Menzies would never have been PM for life , Jonny Howard would still have been a pest and you might never have surfed with Tony at Manly …… you were right hiking in the tropics got us ?
And we’d be worse off than Indo