SOS!
We were introduced to our World Surf League President of Content, Media, Studios and Canned Cheese Erik “ELo” Logan on October 8, 2018 as he announced himself to the world and let us revisit the glory, the passion, the… wonder.
“Today, I’m announcing that I will be stepping down as President of OWN, The Oprah Winfrey Network. Working for one of the greatest leaders in the world has truly been the most incredible opportunity in my career. I have learned and grown more over the past 10 years professionally than I did in the prior 20. The accomplishments over the last decade have been many – from ending the Oprah Winfrey Show, transitioning the company to a studio, moving to LA, and making OWN the most high-profile turnarounds in cable network history. What has made these many years of work so memorable and enjoyable are the people who I had the opportunity to work and partner with. My “Next Chapter” (as Oprah would say) is truly an opportunity of a lifetime. To marry my passion of surfing with my career is something that I never thought was possible or even imagageable 5 years ago. SUP, surfing, loving the ocean, were all things I’d never thought would be a part of my life. Now, it’s my life, my daily passion, and something that propels me into my next professional journey. Joining the World Surf League is something I never thought this kid from landlocked Oklahoma would say, but it’s happening. I’m beyond grateful tothe WSL for the chance to join the already exceptional team for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If I have learned one thing from Oprah over the past decade, it’s this: there is a “divine order” to the universe and our job is to get into that flow. We must LISTEN to what the universe is saying. So here I am. Marrying my passion with my career in this way is something only a higher power could forge for me. I’m humbled by this moment and still in a state of “I can’t believe this is happening!” But it is…. You’ll hear me say this a lot, but it’s true: #followyourpassion #liveyourpassion
Whoa.
And along we followed, always on Instagram. Thrilling at this…
…this…
…and this.
A daily barrage of the hottest SUP action this side of Hermosa Beach and you think I fun make. You think I joke but I do not. Erik Logan is a SUP clown but also “surfs” better than me. Plus also high-performance longboards better than I asymmetrical surfboard.
Ashamed?
Yes.
But also the entertainment value, the glories, the… lack of typical surf pretension was… inspiring.
Then, near 30 days ago, the robust Instagram feed ground to an absolute halt. His penultimate post was this…
As you can clearly see, CHAS is rudely misspelled but at least not misspelled as CHAD.
And the last?
30 days.
A social media forever ago.
I’m worried.
You should be too.
So should we sent Erik another cake?
Also, why did he stop posting?
Is it CHSA’s fault?
More as the story develops.
No loss but why the fuck was beach grit liking his shitty posts????
It is certainly one way to get ahead …. job ?
He’s probably hiding out with Ghislaine Maxwell…
Judging by his stance, he’s about to lose his grip on a Browning stuffed in his shorts.
E.Lo needs to post a picture of the “Whapow!” tattoo on his bellybutton placed strategically above the downward-facing SUP paddle tattoo he was born with. Now THAT’S a comeback Kelly can’t even top…
Well Oprah did announce a 2020 tour. And tickets are on sale. Maybe Elo is done with his mid life crisis and he is ready to go make some more Oprah money? Chas please keep on his ass!
https://www.oprahmag.com/li…
Elo’s insta post says where he is: he’s Listening to the divine universe and following its flow.
ELo’s hard at work, creating a positive public image for WSL’s next phase: the Wavepool Surf League. Be patient.
He LISTENED to the universe and it said “you’re a fucken cunt and your Instagram sucks”
Total fucking cover up by those Corporate twits at the WSL. I heard that cunt ELO went SUPing while he had his period and was eaten by a Great White Shark. Rumor is the WSL had to make ELO’s personal photographer disappear to keep prevent the video from making to Instagram.
Still.. it did make the gram.
Well… you heard it here from me first. ELO is slippin. The WSL has one of the best storyline’s ever ignored to put up next year. The way I see it, these bitches could make the most of those contracts and just follow logic and follow the key characters. We have have JJF, the best. Jack Robbb X factor, Seth Moniz mad charger, badass airs, is he rook of the year ‘19? .. and Gabby, comp beast, and a worthy member of this crew. That, plus an Olympic year with maga boy and seance priest Kel11 sniffing about seems like ELO has a few stories there. C’mon cunts… just tell the stories ala ufc and watch it grow..show the surfing and the stories. Easiest formula to fuck up seemingly.
Edit* + italo. Could be a good year to gain fans and ‘ engage’ the fuck up. Challenge WSL to content curators!
why are you so fucking obsessed with this guy? please write about something else
Fuck you man.
What wrong with the CHAD?
The poop stance in the longboard picture is gonna give me nightmares for months.
He doesn’t just have the stance, but the face as well… Any photoshop magician out here willing to upgrade this pic? It would give me some relief at least…
Of course he has gone radio silent. The surf has been decent lately. It is pretty easy to decipher: shit waves = tons of SUPing photos and “live.love.laugh” BS, pumping waves = vanishing act.
Come on, who doesn’t love to SUP in double overhead waves?
If he use to work for Jerry Springer instead of Oprah… The cheese would be tasty.
Raise your hand if you have ever worn a top with your name on it in the surf.
Kill yourself if you did, and it had the #1 on it.
In his dramatic picture akin to Laird surfing Chopes for the first time,is the fuckwit actually wearing earbuds?
(or whatever the kids wear to listen to music)
Maybe he was first in with the overpriced, over hyped, Balter, and is locked up in a Vegas hotel with some lovely ladies?
Looks like somebody turned off the wave machine.
( that use to be a joke before the really was actual wave machines)
You guys should be live commenting the surfer awards, it’s fucking cringe-tv at it’s finest. Bruce has to win the Charlie Sheen award for trying to chew his own face off on stage just now.
JOB wins
Psyche levels off the charts
Japan wins best toob
Ari fuken gato
Tiger sharks…???