No large drinks... or musubis.
This Democratic presidential primary season, here in the United States of America, has seen an unprecedented attack on surfers and the surfer way of life. Who would have ever imagined that the party of acceptance, of benevolent social love, would field a candidate as viciously surf hating as Mayor Pete Buttigieg?
As Hillary Clinton before him?
Scary times for us and our families and it would behoove us all, or at least us all Americans, to crowdfund a large piece of property, fortify it, fortify it again then put signs up that declare “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here.”
I’m sorry.
I meant “Keep Country Country.”
But I worry if we build our dreamland in Hawaii it will get bombed off the face of the earth, along with Jon Pyzel* and us, because another Mayor has surged to the lead but this one hates our roots, our Hawaiian roots, and is also merciless and extraordinarily rich.
Mike Bloomberg.
Oh the horrors and… I’m currently in Hawaii right now. I won’t say where but…….. Maui. Working on my air game etc. Working on a very nice tan etc. And Hawaii’s time zone allowed me to watch last night’s Democratic presidential primary debate live feat. Mike Bloomberg for the very first time which terrified.
Students of history will recall that Bloomberg outlawed extra-large sodas when he was mayor of New York. A personal, deep-seated vendetta. A violent bloodlust.
Students of surf will know that Hawaiians favor extra-large sodas to all other sizes as well as Spam Musubi.
Spam Musubi is, no kidding, my favorite food.
But back to extra-large sodas. I fear, truly, that if Mayor Bloomberg becomes President Bloomberg his first official act will be to bomb Hawaii off the face of the earth.
We cannot let that happen.
SOS!
Save our Spam (Musubi).
*Do think Jon Pyzel ever considered changing his name, slightly, to John Pyzel in order to form the Super Team John John John Florence?
But what will Bloomberg do about the Sharks?
just wait until you leave america, your mind will be blown
“It’s the New Jersey version of Spam but doesn’t have the chunks. It’s almost a more intensely salty-sweet version of bologna, but bologna is too smooth, whereas pork roll has more of an “artisanal” texture. … It was always Taylor ham.”
For those Americans that are dim witted.
Your schools, police/fire/ambulance, social security, medicaid etc. etc. are examples of democratic socialism.
Bernie is not radical, he is the next FDR
fuck the WSL and its capitalist BS
For the dim witted abroad, Bernie’s a Communist and the best he’ll ever have on his resume is that he was the Dem nominee, that lost 49 states.
did you go to high school?
Hypocrite con man. Fucker flys around in private jets, owns several houses and made millions in the process yet he rails against others who do the same.
If he gets elected, guarantee he’ll be worth $100 million by the time his term is up. Meanwhile the rest of us, and our kids, will be saddled with higher taxes and a national debt over $100 trillion.
For anyone living in CA, be careful with the AG’s* slight of hand Prop 13 on the ballot this March. It’s not the Prop 13 that protects residential property owners from crippling property taxes. Most people will think it’s the good Prop 13. But it ain’t. It’s a $40 billion bond measure for schools that will never be repaid by commercial property taxes. No, it’s step one in incrementally repealing the beneficial Prop. 13. I fucking hate the CA AG. He’s such a bastard. Worse than the El Salvadoran = California cause our beaches are the samr, just differently so.
Always vote no bonds. Don’t need to read ’em, just vote ‘No’ everytime.
I know. But the AG in CA writes the Prop descriptions himself, and takes no shame in misleading voters. Read his Props. CA decided that every ten years they’d start over #’ing Props. Prop 13 has been law since 1978. I read the fine print. A lot of people don’t.
Did you see what Newsome tweeted today:
“Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics,”
He’s Nancy Pelosi’s nephew. The single berry doesn’t fall far from the asshole.
Indeed
Totally! The way it’s written on the ballot is criminal. That guy is a pos! Prop 13 repeal will fuck over a lot of people including my parents. I have quite a few customers around Jamul on fixed incomes or just scraping by that will simply be forced out of their homes because the property taxes will be too much. These never ending bond measures are bullshit. Every election there’s a new one that promises to fix the schools. It’s extortion through scare tactics. For the size of California’s economy and the amount of taxes and fees they hammer us with already, it makes no sense why they need them all the time. Actually, it does make sense because the politicians are making their donors rich and completely mismanaging the money. Graft and corruption is ruining our state.
California AG Becerra doesn’t just benefit from wealthy donors in the form of campaign contributions. No sir.
I just learned of this earlier this week.
Bloomberg funds NYU’s School of Law “State Energy & Environmental Impact Center”, which places activist attorneys in AG offices across the United States where the state AG is a Democrat. So Bloomberg pays the salary of attorneys who specifically work on environmental lawsuits targeting Trump’s EPA Regulatory rollbacks. The AG’s say these attorneys only perform research/clerical type duties and do not work directly on cases nor speak for that State’s AG office. That’s a lie. Further, this presents serious ethical problems because there exists the attorney-client privilege between the AG and the citizens of that state whom the AG represents. These Bloomberg paid attorneys cannot have access to case files when they don’t work for that AG office. But AG Becerra violates that Privilege in order to push Bloomberg’s agenda.
“An email from December of 2017 from the SEEIC communications director to the Calfornia AG office shows that in some cases, there were attempts to help directly shape a media narrative by making person-to-person outreach to reporters, and “push[ing] back” on potentially problematic or unfavorable narratives.
“I just talked with James Rojas with KABC radio about a piece he’s doing on XB [California Attorney General Xavier Becerra],” the email said. “He’s focused on the number of lawsuits, including many environment, energy and climate cases, and whether it’s a good use of taxpayer money. I pushed back on any notion that it’s not, and generally praised XB’s good work on environment, climate and energy issues.” “
https://freebeacon.com/issu…
Eye opening stuff! It’s funny how most Californians I know feel the same as you and I. Even the more liberal friends. The swindler politicians and policy influencers on the left are particularly insidious as they pretend to be woke, have a clear media bias and play the race/sexist/bigot card if anyone questions them.
Trump knows himself and knows the Democrats.
The Democrats don’t know themselves and don’t know how to even begin knowing Trump.
And the Democrats certainly didn’t know Trump was this resilient.
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle”
Sun Tzu!?
Yes. Good eye.
You totally missed the fact about Bloomberg’s stop/frisk policy which targeted brown skinned people. Just saying…
I also drink too much on vacation
Can’t wait to test John & John John’s “John John x John” signature model .
Pizzle
Or just a dick ?
Pyzel I mean…
BREAKING: rad surfer, artist & shaper Al Knost expresses interest in Bernie ethos, etc: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Thinking of voting democrap just out sympathy there so crap.
Than I woke up (dream/nightmare )to go to work and got paid and was glad I could live happily in the best country in the world.
Like all the democrap are just Hilton porn’s / stooges.
How can anyone seriously consider any of them ?
Tight comment!
America is the best country in the world…hugely laughable.
Clearly deep in the throes of a grippling Ibogaine addiction.
Spam Musubi–havent had one for awhile–ono grinds!……
See if you can hustle up a Clay Marzo interview. Looking at his recent IG posts, he’s got some recent Indo footage vaulted away for upcoming film. Just sayin’.
Clay V bloomy
The indo tapes might swing it for him.
Ladyboy scandal?
I love how Trump’s Mini Mike snark took booster box away from Bloomberg. He couldn’t let Trump be right, so he stood on the floor….on his tippy toes, with 3 inch off rowed lift kit.
And should he be the nominee, no way he can use a box when debating Trump. Short guys don’t get elected. Is what it is.
I can’t believe Bloomberg let Warren pressure him into letting 3(I believe) women out from under legally binding NDA’s. So dumb. Trump should have saved his Buttagrudge burn for Bloomberg.
Trump: “You know what mayor Pete, I’ve had it up to here (holds his hand up to his armpit) with you.
Trump gets a Democrat emotionally frazzled leaving every opponent a babbling bsfoon. The Art of the Real Deal. He’d fit in here amongst us without question.
nah……the Art of the Con is more like it. He’d ride a fat longboard and burn chicks and run over kids and groms then blame them.
At this Con here, we would just come under him and give his rail a gentle lift and over the falls he goes.
I hate bullies like him, that was my trick move with them. Guaranteed.
Woah did you see this? Roger Stone got carted off to prison today (he defo hates surfing by the looks of it):
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Wow, did you see Bernie Sanders’ former criminal justice reform advisor Alex Friedman getting carted off to jail today for allegedly stashing guns and ammo in several newly constructed prisons?
https://freebeacon.com/poli…
Not sure about your reference material – agree it is an article written on the internet. Either way, he probably likes/respects both surfers and surfing (unlike Stone who reportedly hates/disrespects both surfers and surfing unfortunately).
When I post links to conservative news sites you always try as well as you can muster to discredit the credibility of my source. Are all conservative news sites “Fox News” to you? Be honest, where do you look to for news, opinion pieces etc.?
A lot of those weird conservative “news” sources are financed by the fossil fuel industry and have no interest in telling any truth. Plus we all know remember what happened with Russia bombarding social media with fake news stories about the Clintons confusing American voters in the lead up to 2016.
For me, yesterday, I read The Guardian and watched Planet America.
Guardian is solid. NPR is fine. Problem is, average American does not know the diff between journalism and opinion. When they are mixed, it further muddles things. There is real journalism being done by real journalists – and I thank them.
NPR, CNN, NYT all opinion yet so many take as truth.
It infuriates me to no end that NPR is publicly funded yet leans so far left. NYT is Adam Schiff’s propaganda arm. Trump should appoint a special counsel from the military, put together a special operations unit assigned to that counsel and raid the NYT and CNN. Shut them down until an investigation under the Espionage Act is completed as force these “news” companies to divulge who is leaking classified information. Obama/Holder prosecuted leakers under the Espionage Act. Republicans should stop taking the high road and fucking dismantle these schemes that enable sedition.
Pete and wtf think themselves so high and mighty, and look upon us conservatives as intellectually inferior. Hey Pete and wtf, I have a graduate degree. But that it besides the point. An education can be obtained by many means. In fact, there are so many intelligent people here on Beach Grit. This place overflows with people wielding knowledge on all sorts of matters concerning the human experience. Just stop being such twats, ya fuckin twats.
From day one, news outlets have always pushed agendas. Unbiased reporting of news does not exist. Never has.
Conservatives happily live amongst liberals in their community. But liberals lose their fucking minds being around conservatives because the very thought of civil discourse is unacceptable. And it’s unacceptable because NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Guardian, and NYT have convinced them that it’s unacceptable.
Wow! Now you are suggesting military intervention? You are off your rocker dude.
And I am now a ‘liberal’ because I don’t line up with your views. LMFAO
You should get a refund on that graduate degree.
Sheesh. You socialist/commies sure are sensitive about being called a liberal.
And btw – I will never support a pussy grabbing sexual predator thieving conman, so yeah I am ‘high and mighty’ and better than you.
So every article from these outlets is opinion? Is that what you are saying? Because they are not.
The same can be said for both sides. The arrogance towards and dismissal of anyone who doesn’t agree with the status quo or approved message is eliminating the process is of reasonable discussion.
Read all sides and don’t be fooled by either. It’s all smoke and mirrors. They want us divided.
Bernie is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you guys to embrace and enjoy heartily.
Bloomberg will be just another establishment turd like Dump. Plus it looks like you can kiss Hawaii, weird snacks and extra large drinks goodbye if you go with Bloomberg.
His got a bad heart. He’d die during the celebration if he won than we’d have waste all the time and $$$ in a election again.
Consider the future. Vote for someone under a 101 years of age
Bernies a scam. Just like every other politician. Dont be fooled
Did you notice Warren has worn the exact same outfit at both the Iowa and Nevada debates? The purple jacket. Exactly the same. She’s gonna splice video fo’ sho’.
I missed that, too busy tripping out on how unhinged she seems. Angry person that fabricates stories and anecdotes. She reminds me of a high school narc or exasperated substitute teacher that has lost control of her class and on the verge of total meltdown.
I like to look at the lesser evil. Less evil than the wannabe king you have at the moment.
Trump is a necessary evil. He’s brought attention to a lot of issues that were being completely ignored. Whether or not his solutions are good is another matter. I used to hate him but I do think he is doing a better job than gets credit for. I like some of Bernies ideas but he just goes too far to the left for my taste. Open borders, for one. is insanity and will ultimately fuck over the working poor and make the rich people he rails against richer.
Am I hoping for too much? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Bernie a once in a lifetime opportunity to enjoy bread lines and gulags. Pass
Will watch this for sure!
I’m not saying Bernie is all that, I’m just thinking it’s going to be a great showdown between people who are ideologically so very opposed. Either way Trump will probably beat both in the big show.
Pizzle gets blown
How glorious
Is that what gave Eli H his pearl necklace ?
Boomerberg vs Bernie is gonna be a sweet death match. It’s so ironic that the mr stop and frisk plutocrat is up against a socialist, no middle ground, and if there is no one seems interested.
Meanwhile a Trump just pardoned a lady who’d been in prison for years on silly weed charges. We’re definitely living in a simulation.
You just can’t script the kind of comedy that went down at last night’s debates. The Democrat clowns were in their usual form.
Let’s run down that cast of buffoons:
Mini Mike, Sleepy Creepy Joe, Pocahontas, Howdy Doody Pete, Crazy Bernie, and last and least, Klobuchar, who couldn’t even name the prez of Mexico. Don’t forget Crooked Hillary and her nemesis Cruella Gabbard pacing in the wings itching for a scrap. I swear I’d pay to see them cankle each other.
Watching from afar, but geez it’s great viewing!
How good are the nicknames Sleepy, creepy Joe and Pocahontas are my faves for sure. Mini Mike is still so new but I’m digging it either way.
you are kooking out.
Hawaiians couldnt survive without government help
Didn’t Negs banish you to the kiddie pool after Scott SD and Otto gave you dirty lickens? Besides it smells like your Mum needs to change your nappie. Run along now Junior. Hurry before you get dog bit again.
No doubt Ck T has a strong aversion to work. That’s what it all comes down to, those who would rather have others work hard so they don’t have to.
yes, i actually surf which means i have an aversion to work.
And the confirmation
Absolutely! Committed to surf like a hobbyist boss, with an aversion to work.
yes surfing is my life
CkT said he surfs Hanalei pier everyday. Perhaps not surfing so much as prognostication. “Slaps are but nothing more than Hawaiians’ offering to their overlords for life and the right to survive, not because you earned that right, noooo! The government giveth you savages the means to survive, and with that your very future. I know this. I see the future. You survive because the government is benevolent, kind and wants you alive, though you best know your circumstance. I giveth you life. You shall surrender to me your waves.”
“prognostication”?
you think i may be more of a prophet than a surfer.
that is flattering but i think iam just a simple surfer that has been off island for over a year.
With your head wedged that far up your ass, you gotta see shit coming.
yeah well i do see that Bernie Sanders will be your next president
AmateurPhet now. Pro card revoked. Guess you can’t pier into the future like you thought.
nope, headed back in april. dont let go of your jelousy yet.
and i dont surf the pier ever, thats for your type
you sound very haoli.
priviledge is blinding
I believe it’s spelled haole
hou brah, dats hawaiian health food. pre sesh power bars. onolicious!
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