We are under attack.
It is political season, in America, the most delicious time of four years when mayors pick themselves up by the loafer laces, stare hard in the mirror, shout at their husbands to give them “One more damned minute, Chasten” and will greatness.
“I’m what the greatest nation the world has ever produced needs. Time to run for president. Time to run for president. Time to run for president.”
The most delectable time of four years except this four years American surfers are very much in the crosshairs. Very much “grist for the mill.”
Four years ago, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton lost in shocking fashion to the world’s richest man Donald J. Trump and blamed the vicious defeat on surfers, waging a quiet campaign to disparage and destroy our vile kind since.
We had (have?) a candidate. A Hawaiian who rips cold New England and understands (?) both Jed Smith and Vaughn Dead.
The Clinton Machine tagged her with a “Russian Asset” label and left her for dead.
And now in just revealed evidence, the face of the Clinton Machine, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, is continuing the feud by hating “The Jack Johnson of South Africa” Dave Matthews.
Stunning but true.
A post pulled from Buttigieg’s Harvard days disparages Matthews’ “dark turn” in the early 2000s and shall we read?
Difficult but we must.
“This week, I picked up a new album by Dave Matthews, a prophet of the carfree joy of my high school years. But unlike the cheerful strains of the late-nineties-Dave, the solo project Some Devil is a sober, even grim reflection of how much the world has changed in a few short years. The man who brought us the playful riffs of “Too Much” and “Everyday” is now promoting the album’s first single “Gravedigger.” Matthews is not the only one undergoing a tonal shift: if you’ve paid attention to Radiohead this year…”
And it is too painful for me to continue as Radiohead’s Thom Yorke is also a rabid surfer, even though a British man with a very lazy eye. Also one of us.
Damn you, #MayorCheat. Damn you for hating us surfers in the day and age of tolerance. We will not stand for this.
Will we?
More as the story develops.
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Sorry, but there’s nothing radical about Bernie. In a lot of western countries he would be slightly left of center. Fox et al just pushed the debate so far to the right, that every policie that’s not out of Ayn Rand’s wet dreams looks like scary socialism.
The top marginal tax rates were about 90 percent in the 1950s and ’60s. Isn’t that where the Trumpists want to go back to? Making America great again and all that?
Hahahar, yea, true.
My rinse kit is the first thing I pack along with my change mat and backup clip-on man-buns.
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I think it’s an Elaine and Suzie, Suzie and Elaine issue.
Imagine: president Sanders, speaker AOC, majority leader Hirono. Gulags for anyone right of Tulsi Gabbard, bullet for actual Trump voters.
Amen.
So true. Pete like Hunter Biden was one of these “Direct Commissions”. Total scam. They don’t even go to basic training. It’s a way for an aspiring politico in their 40’s to get some ‘military service’ under their belt to use on the campaign trail and hope the media doesn’t call it out for what it is, and they don’t cuz they suck.
cheezzzlooizzz
Bloomberg is definitely anti-surfer. Hes the type of cunt that’ll have you arrested for changing into your wetsuit or close off beach access. If that doesn’t deter us, he’ll start a campaign of stop and frisk, impound our sticks and fine us for having a Big Gulp.
Ill be writing in Wiggs/Bexie, aka the glass barbecue party, on my ballot. The only hope for our future.
Definitely anti surfer. He wants to do away with individual modes of transportation as per Green New Deal. Hows a surfer supposed to drive from La Jolla farms to Pt Loma and back in search of the perfect 2-3 mushburg?
He looks like a teenager. Profile looks like Freddie Mercury mouth!
Exactly! The Navy SEAL guys I’ve known/talked to never mention they were even in the military. The only reason I even knew they served was someone else said something to me about it.
Another good way to pick out a combat vet is to drop a heavy piece of metal on concrete in a group of people and whoever didn’t flinch was probably shot at at some point.
Yang had to drop out, he was trying to buy votes for $1,000/mo or $12k/year….not enough, homie!
Warren, free College debt, she’ll give you about $60,000 for your vote…..not bad, Pocahontas!
Bernie Marx wants a full blown revolution……free breadlines for everyone!
Trump isn’t offering squat, no free lunch for anyone….he’s a clown, but at least he’s not a communist clown.
Lulz.
Everytime I see his name all I really see is “pete buttplug” or “mayor buttplug” When his name enters my addled brains it comes out as buttplug evey time.
Username checks out.
So…. I was a better killer (ie soldier) than the other guy, so elect me instead is the narrative?
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He’s not a communist
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A work ofart!
Plus you all be eating rats. Because, you know, Venezuela.
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Or fucking rats coz you know like Roger Stone.
Friday’s fun fact; If you live in the US you spend on average 3 times more on health care than I spent in my countries socialised system, while on average you’re expected to live 3 years less.
Dave Matthews is the worst. Make music great again.