Gabbard is a surfer, lives in Hawaii, loves to shred.
Vaughan woke up one morning to a DM saying, “Hey guys, love the
show, love to come on sometime.”
Vaughan’s nostrils were almost fatally distended by the
presidential perfume.
He replied,
Tulsi didn’t reply for a couple of months.
Vaughan thought he’d blown it.
Then, when he was putting together a “Power Women” show,
featuring Jodie Cooper, he figured he’d give it another shot.
“She didn’t flinch, said, ‘Yeah, let’s do it right away’,” says
Vaughan.
Couple of weeks went by while the call was set up (“I got the
vibe they were checking me and Jed out to make sure we weren’t
complete psychopaths”) before they connected.
Listening back to the interview, Vaughan says his voice is a
whole octave higher than normal.
“I was fucking gushing, it’s hard for me to listen to,” he says.
“Did we handle it well or not? It felt unfuckingbelievable
that someone in her position, running for the job she’s going for
fucking had a sense of humour and wanted to be part of what we’re
doing.”
Tulsi performs well, she references other episodes of Ain’t
That Swell and patiently remains silent as the broadcast is
diverted by Jed on his many wonderful little rants.
“I got off the phone buzzing off my head,” says Vaughan.
The beauty of the interview, he says, and beyond anything, is
the acknowledgement that there’s still a filament that connects
people who surf.
“That accessibility to someone like her, it sounds weird to say,
only came through surfing,” he says.
Listen here.
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Summer Vacation: Great White shark loving
photographer takes two-year-old daughter to visit “the politest
predators on earth!”
By Chas Smith
"Most people think I have mental problems, clearly
they are projecting their own fears and insecurities - I love
that."
Oh child abuse is a many-splendored thing. It
can make one man weep and yet another man sing but let’s be honest
here, between us, between just you and me… is feeding a
two-year-old baby girl to “man-eating” Great White sharks one step
too far? A bridge across the river Kwai?
Please, don’t get me wrong, I love going on ill-advised
adventures with small children, having just sailed to Mexico with a
boatload plus zero permission slips from their mothers, and also
know that Great White sharks generally man eat, not baby girl eat,
but… still.
I feel disconcerted.
Stomach churned.
Off.
Maybe I’m just overly-sensitive. Maybe I’ve got the wrong idea
and the young baby girl will go strong and viral but… I don’t know.
Let’s read the serious Daily
Star piece then discuss amongst ourselves.
One man’s campaign to get up close and personal with great
white sharks has seen him take his young son and daughter diving
with the deadly animals.
Andy Brandy Casagrande says sharks are often misunderstood,
and humans need to respect them in order to coexist in the ocean.
And cinematographer Andy has taken his son Ace, who’s six, and
daughter Nova, who is just four, diving with the sharks to teach
them all about the giant ocean predators.
“Sharks are the politest predators on Earth, but you also
need to have a mutual respect with them,” Andy says.
“Most people think I have mental problems, clearly they are
projecting their own fears and insecurities – I love
that.”
With a career that spans over 20 years, it’s not hard to
understand how Andy secures such eye-popping photographs, but
what’s even more compelling is the relationship now being built
between his children Ace and Nova and the ocean.
Great Whites are the world’s largest predatory fish and can
weigh up to a staggering 357st.
They can tear an adult apart in a single bite.
But even their intimidating rows of over 300 razor-sharp
teeth haven’t stopped Andy from introducing his kids to the king of
the sea.
“We took our two kids Ace & Nova to see Great White Sharks –
and even cage dive – at the ages of 2 and 4 years old in South
Africa,” says Andy.
On and on the story goes but… I’m just going to come right out
and say it. Why in the world did the Daily Star use an
ampersand between Ace & Nova in a completely normal news story? Are
Ace & Nova a brand?
A brand sold at Target or H & M?
I don’t think so.
It should be Ace and Nova but also Great White sharks
eat people for breakfast. Especially people who have just taken up
surfing.
They can smell fear of failure.
More as the story develops.
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Circle of Life: Professional surfers flock
to the North Shore from far corners; seethe with anger over traffic
jams!
By Chas Smith
Just another day in paradise.
Ain’t it just a real big bummer when you’ve
traveled all the way from your home to some foreign, exotic,
faraway land and when you get their realize it’s crawling with
tourists? The audacity of those people. The sheer audacity of them
polluting a pristine, off-the-beaten-path nirvana with their
touristy ways and bodies. It’s enough to make even the most patient
woman or man send up all sorts of rage-filled posts on
Instagram.
Speaking of which, you well know that it is North Shore Time on
Oahu’s North Shore. The Triple Crown is running, the waves are
pumping, surf houses hosting BBQs, surf industry having many
productive “off-site” meetings and Pipeline is just weeks away from
opening its doors to the world’s best surfers.
The most wonderful time of year except for all the dang
traffic.
And these poor, beleaguered professional surfers are stuck in
it. Stuck in it instead of professional surfing, attending surf
house BBQs or getting interviewed by Ashton Goggans.
They have come from the far corners of the globe to be here.
From California and Australia, Brazil and France, South Africa and
France Part Deux (Tahiti) and they have come by the droves to what?
To sit in traffic? The audacity of the tourists. The blow-ins there
to clog everything up and look at turtles or coral or palm trees or
dumb stuff.
The bastards.
At least there is Instagram for satisfyingly angry ripostes.
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Surf history shattered: Florida gardener
surfed Mavericks nearly a decade before Jeff Clark!
By Chas Smith
“Adventuring can be for the ordinary person with
ordinary qualities..."
“But you were thinking, ‘We should do that?’” I
ask Peter Brotsch, a handsome, silver-hair’d 73-year-old gardener
from Sanford some thirty miles north of Orlando. “You were
thinking, ‘We should paddle out there?’”
He pauses and I can hear his mental gears turning over. Can feel
the warm humidity of Central Florida. See the Spanish Moss dangling
from Southern live oaks.
“Yeah.” He drawls after some time. “We were thinking there’s a
wave, a monster of a wave, but we need to surf it.”
“Mavericks is still a monster…” I laugh.
“We called the whole setup Maverick…” he gently corrects. “Just
Maverick, named after Alex’s roommate’s dog.”
And California’s big-wave gem, its discovery and conquering, has
an iconic story as grand as the first climbing of Mt. Everest by
Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay, the first step on the moon
by Neil Armstrong. We all know it by heart. That surfers had ridden
the inside corner at Pillar Point, just outside of Half Moon Bay as
early as 1961. We know that Jeff Clark, a fifteen-year-old local
paddled out to the main peak in 1975, the first to do so, and rode
it alone for fifteen years, teaching himself to surf regular
instead of goofy to better conquer the towering rights. We know
that it was brought to public light in a 1992 Surfer
magazine story titled Cold Sweat.
We know because it has been committed to paper and never
disputed but, like pre-literate cultures, surfing’s history is
mostly told person-to-person, mouth-to-ear as surfers are, in large
part, still pre-literate ourselves.
The magazines were only ever read by a few. The histories by
fewer and so while Jeff Clark’s bravery should still be applauded,
his claim to being first might be one step too far and let us
return to Central Florida and Peter Brotsch who left Ohio the day
President John F. Kennedy was shot in Dallas, Texas.
“How wild is that?” he says through a low whistle. “We packed up
and moved from Ohio to California on November 22, 1963, the day
Kennedy was shot, to San Mateo, and I was sixteen-years old.”
“Did you know about surfing before then?” I ask. “Had you always
wanted to be a surfer?”
“Oh hell no.” He responds. “The girls walking around San Mateo
High School are what made me want to be a surfer. All the gorgeous
ones, the prom queens and beauty queens were dating surfers and
that was it. That’s what I wanted to be right then and there so I
went out to Santa Cruz and figured it out.”
Peter picked the aquatic dance up relatively quickly, starting
at Cowell’s, moving on to Pleasure Point before landing at the
famed Steamer Lane where he caught his first biggish wave.
“How was it?” query.
“Oh my god, it was like…” He searches for words. “If I had to do
a standing broad jump off my board I probably could have jumped
twenty-feet. It was just… you can’t describe it. You really and
truly can’t. There are no words to describe the feeling of taking
off on a wave that is over your head.”
That first adrenaline shot sent him in his friends on a quest
for more, for bigger, for less crowded, for adventure and soon they
were surfing Princeton there in Half Moon Bay. An open ocean
beachbreak with a rock jetty that can handle some size.
Peter continues, “One day in 1968 we were coming over the hill
on our way to Princeton and there was a car in front of us that had
boards on it and we didn’t know who it was because we had never
seen the car before and, you know, and it was a pretty close knit
fraternity. So when we got down there, they didn’t stop at
Princeton. They kept going. We watched them and thought, ‘Maybe
they’re going up to Pacifica or somewhere up there…’ but no, they
turned off and we could see ‘em because the road into Pillar Point
goes off the Coast Highway then wraps around the point so we could
see the car. You can’t see the waves and you can’t see all the
water and the rocks out there but we could see their car and we
wondered, ‘Where the hell they’re going?’ So we went out after ‘em.
You know, just to follow ‘em. And that’s the first time we saw
it.”
It is a cold, rocky, formidable place, even on the most inviting
days, and I was instantly curious if Peter and his friends paddled
out after them. He laughs, “No, no, no, no. We did NOT paddle out
there and I’ll tell you something. We stood there and we watched
them maybe three or four times after that too and they had a hell
of a time catching a wave because the things were so thick
and…”
“…They were on the inside corner, right?” I interject, needing
to know the exact facts here. The exact order, times, places.
“Yes.” Peter responds. “They were on the inside those occasions
we watched them.”
“But were you looking at the main peak and thinking, ‘Let’s surf
there?’”
“Yeah.” He drawls after some time. “We were thinking there’s a
wave, a monster of a wave, but we need to surf it. We all felt we
needed to watch for a while. We needed to see, you know, is there a
consistency to the break? Is there a consistency to the size of the
wave? What’s the whole story because, see, I’ll give you a little
background, Chas. When you surf up and down the west coast. One day
you may see a spot like Tunitas Creek or Pescadero or one of those
places and the break is beautiful. Ok? Three days later there’s no
break. So we were always very cautious about going out right away
unless we knew the place, and of course, we didn’t know that
place.”
I deeply understand not wanting to rush headlong into the
monstrous, growling, freezing Pacific, having grown up in its icy
claw, but need to get the timeline sorted so ask, “You watched it,
what.. four or five times and then…”
“Actually we watched it that whole winter of 1967.” Peter
clarifies. “We didn’t go out that winter. We did not go out that
winter and then in the fall of 1968, the swell started building, I
guess, a little bit early, and we could tell it was building
because the inside waves were bigger; you know, at Princeton we
were experiencing instead of four to five foot waves, we were
experiencing six to eight foot waves, and the peak was getting up
to toward ten feet so we thought, ‘Well, you know, the swell is
starting to build a little bit so let’s go out and see what Pillar
Point looks like.’ So we went out and, you know, it wasn’t that
big. Probably fifteen, sixteen… yeah fifteen sixteen feet. So we
all agreed. We all agreed, all of us that we all agree, number one,
and then number two, we all go out together. Then, when one of us
felt the urge we just took off, and it was Sopjes who took off
first, you know, he was a gutsy guy. He was 6’2” – 6’4” probably
240 lbs. Ended up playing football, got a college scholarship, so
he was a big kid and he took off first…”
“But do you remember your first wave?” I inquire, caring about
Sopjes, which I hear as “Sausage” but caring more about Peter and
feeling the distinct crumbling of legendary Jeff Clark’s Mavericks
ballad. The saga of one brave man alone in the mist.
This time Peter doesn’t pause. “Oh yeah. I remember like it was
yesterday.”
I insist he describes it even though he just finished saying a
there are no words to describe the feeling of taking off on a wave
that is over your head but he kindly acquiesces.
“Yeah I mean, it’s just a… it’s just a wave? Actually, I took
off a little bit late because it seemed like it was easier to catch
it taking off a little bit late so as soon as I got up, man, I was
going right. Hard right. And I got out in front of the break and it
was just a smooth ride, man. I loved it. So then after that it was
just nothing. It was a piece of cake. But then as the swell started
to build, toward the middle of the winter, we just… we didn’t go
out anymore.”
I need to know if he and his crew were the first to ever surf
that main peak.
“We knew that we weren’t. We knew we weren’t the first
people.”
I parry, “So you know that somebody else surfed it before
you.”
“I knew those guys we watched surfed it before us too even
though they never told us about it, and we never watched them.”
“But you really surfed the main peak?” I ask, again, needing
confirmation.
“Oh, absolutely. A bunch of times.” Peter responds and his voice
is filled with confidence.
Now I wonder, “So you were the second? Or fifth? Or… how many
people had surfed it before you?”
“There’s no way to know.” He answers. “I mean, there is no
history. How did we know? How did those guys know? How did Jeff
Clark know? Did he have somebody watching it all this time? There
is just no way to know.”
Peter first found out of Clark’s claim only four or five years
ago when he visited his wife’s sister l in Palo Alto.
“So, one year we went out there…” he tells me “…and one day her
husband says, ’I want to go up to Mavericks.’ I said, ‘Where’s
Mavericks?’ And he said, ‘In Half Moon Bay.’ And I said, ‘You gotta
be kidding me. Where the hell is Mavericks?’ And so we went and
once we got there, I told him, ‘I’ve been here before. I’ve surfed
this place before… I mean, I didn’t surf them that big, but I
surfed this place before years ago.’ And that’s how I found out
that Clark said he was the first one to surf it.”
Surf history, largely pre-literate, but I need to pass this
fantastical adventure, this complete narrative altering, through
surfing’s most celebrated and only surf historian, famed author of
both the Encyclopedia of Surfing
and the History of Surfing Matt Warshaw.
“Question…” I text while walking shirtless down a swampy road.
“Is it undisputed that Jeff Clark was the first ever Maverick’s
surfer? I mean, Maverick?”
“Tiny dispute from some guy whose name I forget, but I think
safe to say, yes, undisputed.” He responds immediately.
“What if I told you a 73-year-old gardener in Sanford, Florida
surfed it six or seven years before Jeff and others surfed it
before him?”
“The peak?” Warshaw wanted to know and then doubted it. “Hard to
imagine doing it on longboards, pre-leash.”
But Peter Brotsch doesn’t even wince when I later pass along
Warshaw’s dubious eyebrow lift.
“Maybe hard to imagine, but it was done. All we had were
longboards. The other thing that is not being taken into
consideration is that the swell only gets real big in the middle of
winter. Or at least that’s the way it was in our days there. We
rode the peak many times at 15 feet before those massive winter
swells. Guys that surf now really don’t understand how things were
back then, but they can all believe what they want. I lived
it.”
Sir Edmund Hillary, first conqueror of Mt. Everest once said,
“Adventuring can be for the ordinary person with ordinary
qualities, such as I regard myself.”
Such as a handsome, silver-hair’d 73-year old gardener from
Sanford some thirty miles north of Orlando who has a tale to tell
as robust as any.
Such as any surfer who tucks a board under her or his arm and
heads out the door into the great wide open where certainty be
damned.
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Meanwhile, chaos, in Bristol, England:
“VALS on mini-mals ruined my £40 surf at The Wave!”
By Derek Rielly
"And getting stuck in the take-off area with their
massive boards, then ten waves going unridden because people were
in the way…"
Amid the beautifully honed press releases of recent pool
reveals comes the reality of cold sauerkraut delivered to
the average surfer.
Yesterday, a BeachGrit reader from London sent a
message that reads,
“Surfed The Wave in Bristol last week. Wasn’t a cheap exercise.
Sixty pounds in petrol from London, two x one-hour surf sessions at
forty pounds a pop. I signed up for the ‘advanced’ session hoping
that my twenty years of surfing experience would be enough for a
tricky take-off in a pool. Turns out that everyone that also signed
up for surf sessions so far at The Wave has done the
same. Which results in VALs on mini-mals eating shit on the
take-offs then getting stuck in the take-off area by their massive
boards, then ten waves going unridden because people were in the
way.
“When I arrived for my session, the Wave was on the ‘Malibu 3’
setting to help the VALs have a chance of getting lots of waves.
This is the third setting in terms of power and height (out of
fifteen potential settings) the machine can pump out.
“It has a fat, mellow take-off right next to the wall. Thirty
percent of surfers in my sessions didn’t make the take-off . Then
the wave has enough room for a turn back to the pocket to get over
the fat section. A lot of people with normal shortboards struggle
to link the wave and get through this fat section.
‘It walls up at waist height all at once and quickly peels down
the line til the wave goes ankle high. Being a bigger boy it was
tricky to do a turn around the lip and stay with the small wave,
although you could easily pump through that section and do a
cutback in the flat water at the end,
“The Wave pumps out exactly twenty waves in five minutes with up
to fifteen people in the water. So if you’re at the front of the
line you can get two waves. Most people paddle slowly so if you
want two waves a set you can get it. You are definitely going to
get twelve waves but you can get twenty-four if you wanted.
“Basically, it has mega potential although it’s annoying they
are dialling it back so all levels can surf it. They need to break
up the sessions, according to ability, more.”