Have we surfers been duped?
There have been many, too many, “shark bite deterrents” marketed to us surfers, us naive suckers, over the past decade plus including, but not limited to, Shark Banz, eyeball decals, PowerBalance and Chomperz.
None of them have worked, obviously. More sinisterly, some have even acted as “shark bite attractants.”
Oh who wants us surfers in the world, us royal jerks?
Nobody is who and that’s why we don’t get eyeballs on the technology that appears to actually work.
Like Lee Jeans for Men, worn over wetsuits, that must do something as scientists etc. wear them while petting “man-eating” Great Whites.
But we must examine this just leaked photograph (above) from Ocearch, a leading shark tracking organization striking fear into the hearts of men, in greater detail.
And one more zoom.
Are those not Lee’s for him worn over a wetsuit?
To stop Great Whites from munching?
Tell me you wouldn’t style those in the lineup all day long.
Tell me these have only been kept from us because the world prefers its surfers in wheelchairs.
More as the story develops.