If there is one thing all medical professionals, healthcare workers, doctors and scientists agree upon it is that the best way to curb the spread of the insidious Chinese Virus (i.e. Coronavirus, Covid-19) is to give other human beings wide berth.
No social gatherings.
No friendly chats in parking lots.
No hugs, handshakes, fist bumps, high fives, low fives.
And the best way to keep other people far, far away?
Via a BeachGrit t-shirt, sticker, air freshener, tail pad of course.
Our motto, you well know, is “anti-depressive.”
You also know well that people who enjoy BeachGrit, even people who know people who enjoy BeachGrit, are toxically feminine.
Whatever the opposite of “woke” is.
Hated, more or less.
Nobody even likes us and the natural inclination is to cut wide right whilst we march in a straight line and, thus, we are provided with a unique opportunity to save lives.
To keep people virus free.
Every item in the BeachGrit store is currently running at 50% off. Buy a t-shirt for your best friend and save his life. Buy an air-freshener for your boyfriend and save his life. Mostly buy the Covid-19 Survival Pack, gift it to your aging parents and help them see another year.