Coronavirus Common Sense: Save a life; buy BeachGrit merchandise at apocalyptically low prices!

Benevolence personified.

If there is one thing all medical professionals, healthcare workers, doctors and scientists agree upon it is that the best way to curb the spread of the insidious Chinese Virus (i.e. Coronavirus, Covid-19) is to give other human beings wide berth.

No social gatherings.

No friendly chats in parking lots.

No hugs, handshakes, fist bumps, high fives, low fives.

And the best way to keep other people far, far away?

Via a BeachGrit t-shirt, sticker, air freshener, tail pad of course.

Our motto, you well know, is “anti-depressive.”

You also know well that people who enjoy BeachGrit, even people who know people who enjoy BeachGrit, are toxically feminine.

Whatever the opposite of “woke” is.

Hated, more or less.

Nobody even likes us and the natural inclination is to cut wide right whilst we march in a straight line and, thus, we are provided with a unique opportunity to save lives.

To keep people virus free.

Every item in the BeachGrit store is currently running at 50% off. Buy a t-shirt for your best friend and save his life. Buy an air-freshener for your boyfriend and save his life. Mostly buy the Covid-19 Survival Pack, gift it to your aging parents and help them see another year.

Benevolence personified.

Highly anti-depressive.

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Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
6 years ago

I tried to click on the photo above several times to browse goods on offer.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Why the fire sale….What do you two cunts know that we dont?

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Sell the stock. Burn the shop down. Claim for both shop and stock.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago

I’m sure Hippy has no problem with people staying 6’ away.
Getting inflicted with a dose of his dark negativity makes cv seem like a case of the sniffles.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Just had some fun waves with son and brother in law. A few walkers on the beach, carparks were full, but hardly anyone in the water. No complaints at this point. If only I could deliver the mail from home.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Type them all out then email them

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

I’m thinking I should just collect them from the sorting shed*, and if people really want their letters they can come and collect them from me.

*Have turned down jobs sorting because it would mean missing the mornings session and there’s still a chance I might qualify for the WCT.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Ittl be just bills Noone will pay now.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Still nicely spaced out round here man. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

David
David
6 years ago

They just closed freshy and dee why!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  David

That should fix things…..

Rick_Deadman
Rick_Deadman
6 years ago

Shirts make great reuseable poo tickets – buy now!


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