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Photo: Mediadrumimage/Harry Stone
Photo: Mediadrumimage/Harry Stone

Photographer captures up-close image of Great White shark’s “sinister sneer” thereby proving apex-predators’ penchant for “sadism and evil!”

South African Psycho.

Of all the things to be scared of in today’s world, pandemic disease, economic collapse, rising violent nationalism, the European Union’s perilous teetering, the Great White shark and his many teeth continues to hold pole position.

There he lurks, monstrous and large, just out of sight, waiting to nibble toes, waiting to feast on feet.

The apex-predator is scary enough even without intention but a just-released photo from famous British photographer Harry Stone proves the Great White sneers like a serial killer, like a remorseless child snatcher thereby proving what has long been assumed.

Great Whites take sadistic pleasure in their vicious misanthropy.

And examine the above close-up. Examine those teeth, that grin.

Now examine Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

Examine Jack Torrance from The Shining.

Examine the aging white male’s other worst nightmare Greta Thunberg.

Undeniable and terrifying.

Photographer Harry Stone tells The Daily Mail:

‘Like many people I grew up with the movie Jaws, which started a lifelong fascination with sharks,’ explained Stone, who has spent over a decade in the water with sharks.

‘I also had an Australian Godmother who told me that the creature in the movie actually existed, because they had them where she came from. I was hooked!

‘I think being the largest predatory fish in the sea and having such a fearsome reputation made them endlessly interesting. When I grew up everyone thought white sharks were literally the scariest things on the planet, hardwired and sculpted by evolution to be the ultimate deadly predator. However, if you are lucky enough to spend time with them you realise that they do not deserve such infamy.

No they do not. They deserve much, much more.

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Scott Calkins

I’m so much happier after reading this… I can’t surf, no skills
So I laugh from my towel on the sand

Martin

If meant as tongue in cheek you failed miserably, if meant as serious it’s even worse!

Scott Calkins

Artee, this is called Funny
I suggest you removed what crawled up your derriere

Hardly worth it

The advice to subscribe to HBO using a VPN don’t work, I just tried, wasted 45mins and still no Kelly in my living room. Amazon will let you sign up and give them your CC with a VPN, but they won’t let you watch anything… Sheep can you please put your copy in a Dropbox folder and share the link here? I’d like to watch the doco so I can review your review.Tanks!

Rhett Corbett

Awesome pics. Penchant for ‘sadism & evil? WTF ? Your a cretin. Get off the Crack & Ice. I wish u would go for a swim at Guadalupe Island or Seal Island when they are hunting seals.

SSD

A few other notable chompers-
The man called Jaws and Dirt McGirt

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channelbottom

Someone should put a wee bandaid on that ouwe.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

I reckon these big dopey cunts are next on Wuhan Wong’s illustrious menu of exotic delicacies. Gweat White Shuk meat cure Chinese AIDS and give you big dick like 12 year old white boy. You buy you buy?

channelbottom

Ah we missed you.

SSD

Wiggs been on the down low too lately? Im relieved to have not missed any of his gems

Party Pete

They’ll be too scared to eat anything now. Another Sayo anyone?

Tom

Just imagine how fucking hungry these cunts will be after the global surfing bans – will be grabbing you off the sand while walking your designer dog!!!

John Wayne

Death of the VAL should be your next piece.

https://www.coastalwatch.co…

Chas Smith

Oh thank you.

Gino

Amazing


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