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Explosive: Surfing royal “murdered” in his North Shore bath-tub claims author!

New books reveals “The epic life and mysterious death” of a wanna-be pro surfing British viscount…

Twenty-three years ago, the 11th Earl of Coventry, and wanna-be pro surfer, Ted Deerhurst was found dead in the tub of his condo at the Kuilima, the residential development that surrounds the Turtle Bay Hotel on the North Shore.

Deerhurst’s celebrity, if you can call it that, had peaked fifteen years earlier in 1982 when filmmakers Dick Hoole and Jackie McCoy devoted a hunk of their classic surf movie Storm Riders to Lord Ted.

If we peer into the corners of surf history via Warshaw’s impeccable archive, we find,

Despite the fact that he had only middling success as an amateur, Deerhurst turned pro in 1977. He was handsome and likable, and while some pros resented the fact that he had essentially bought his way into the profession, he was for the most part a popular addition to the world tour. For years, Deerhurst was the only touring British pro. He came to the attention of the surfing world in 1982, when he was featured on the cover of Surfer magazine, posed with five custom surfboards and two hunting hounds on the rolling lawn in front of the family manor. He was nicknamed “The British Lion,” although his world tour friends called him “Lord Ted.”

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Deerhust world tour trials and tribulations, year after year, became both a source of amusement and inspiration. “Try as he might,” surf journalist Nick Carroll later remembered, “Ted could not get through a heat. Even when he was in form, something would go wrong; he’d miss his third wave, snap his leash, lose the shorebreak reform. But somhow, next event, Ted would be back, the British Lion, trying as hard as ever.

Deerhurst died of heart failure in 1997, brought on by an epileptic seizure, in a North Shore hotel room.”

So far so ordinary, no?

Now, a new book by British author Andy Martin, whose 1991 surf memoir Walking on Water won the William Hill Sports Book of the Year, claims Deerhurst was murdered in his tub at the behest of a shadowy North Shore gangster.

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In Surf, Sweat and Tears, the epic life and mysterious death of Edward George William Omar Deerhurst, which has just been released on OR Books, buy here etc, we find Deerhurst, besotted by a Honolulu stripper to the point where he loses his mind over her, and even when he’s warned away by a nicknamed “Pit Bull”, he keeps coming back.

Now falling in love with strippers ain’t uncommon.

Who can blame a man when he falls under the spell of those women with the big velvety eyes and the heavy animal perfume and sinuous snaky bodies and with sparks no ordinary woman can match.

But, in Deerhurst’s case, he wants to marry his stripper, and he winds up breathing his last breath, in an empty bath tub.

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In SST, Martin talks to a man who found the royal’s body.

“Dan got back to 100 East Kuilima around 7:30 pm. The house was quiet…Ted was in the bath. He was naked. And he was dead. But he hadn’t been having a peaceful bath and sailed away into the great beyond. Something violent had happened to him. There was no water in the bath for one thing… Ted is face down in the bath with his legs sticking out at the side. He is not breathing. His lips have turned blue and rigorous mortis has set in. There is blood in the bath. There is a “contusion” (as it says in the report) at the back of his head. And there are injuries to his face too: cuts on his nose, a black eye. He looks, prima facie, as if he has been beaten up. But, say the price, Ted beat himself up.”

It’s a wild ride.

“In death,” writes Martin, “Ted had finally become the hero he always wanted to be.”

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Abby Pezan Mew

Crazy story…Ted was my second cousin. His mother, Mimi Medart, was my grandfather’s sister. I met him once when he came to Savannah, GA to visit my grandfather (Dr. William S. Medart) and my mom (who also used to surf in her younger years). I have a picture somewhere of him that I need to find. I had no idea he was dead, much less possibly murdered. I am just now getting around to researching this side of my family and I have found so much drama and death. If you knew Ted, please reach out to me with stories and info. You can email me ([email protected]) or reply to this comment.

Shamus Beaglehole

whats wrong with buying your way onto the tour? thats the only way to get on the tour.

Mudrock

I loved how Nick finished that ASL piece on Ted, about how when he finally made it through a heat ‘we all cheered our guts out for him’ – it went something like that.

J H

Well…Tony Rezko and Bobby Titcomb are the ones we know about so…

Kanaka Maoli

Ted liked to go to Club Rose on Keamoku Street. I would begrudgingly go with him just to keep him company. His funeral at Bernie’s old house on the beach at Sunset was a sad affair with only a few of us in attendance. Ted was a gentleman & surfed good enough to get waves on the North Shore. No sets but he would get ‘scraps’ (as Foo called left over waves).
RIP Viscount Ted….
cg

frank

I think that was an episode of Magnum P.I.
Pretty sure.

J H

If not then it certainly will be.

Kimo Tanida

Everyone knows Dane Kealoha did it. Da lolo proudly bragged about it for over a month.

Nick Carroll

ha ha nobody resented Ted, that’s ridiculous.

Kanaka Maoli

This is so true.

Gino

Club Rose was a Korean bar that was a winner for us.
My housemate was a cop that got the owner Rose out of a jam at one point.
If we sat down and Rose didn’t send over 2 girls and 2 beers he was out of his fucking mind.
The masterbadge worked a treat for us in the 80’s

Gino

My greenish Olds that I bought for $200 parked outside our place at 4825 Kahala ave.
May still be at the airport where I left it if anyone is interested in a car.

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Chief Hot stuff

English as a first language ain’t sexy

Tom

Nothing like a conspiracy theory – i’m all over them hence not even looked here for weeks!!! Def assassinated because MK ultra, he knew something about impending agenda 21, Bill gates, 5G and Covid – no doubt!!! He was ahead of his time.

Jimmy the Saint

Unfortunately the Brits elected a clown, and are paying dearly for it. Let’s not lionize wanton stupidity and arrogance.

Chief Hot stuff

We’re lucky we got the clown and not the idiot.

TheGrover

“Clowns are funny.”

Jimmy the Saint

If you were to have an epileptic fit in a bath tub, there is a fairly good chance you’d have a contusion or two and look fairly beat up, or am I wrong?

ricmatic

They’re pretty shitty

Gino

Long story but this staying at home shit is getting to me…

My friend the cop and I house sat a home beach side for a few years on Kahala ave in the 80’s.
The group of people that lived behind the gate were mostly windsurfers.I had really no idea about surfing history, and had no idea the guy Joey that came by was Joey Cabel.
Guy next to us was a builder and a real douche. His wife was a biggie at Chanel, and held all the cards we all kinda knew.

They advertised for a nanny. A girl from California was visiting her stripper friend up country, decided to stay, and answered the ad.( I guess the stripper was friends with Pualy Shore who was red hot at the time)
So..the girl phones her friend and and says she wants her to come over so she can meet the new family.
Stripper knocks on the door,her friend opens it, and she says..this guy has been taking me home here for months.
Well..never let an education from Chico State go to waste.
The nanny (a heavy blond)gets this hug black marine to start rooting her. She is buying him CK suits and is bringing me over all sorts of food as we were friends and both pretty poor at 25.
The fam discover the credit cards they have given to here are maxing out so she hops on a cruise ship.
I left the island at that point and my roomie sends me the newspaper of her finally getting found and of how the father (Tim) didn’t want to pursue the matter, he was just glad she was safe.
Well done Stacey

Tim Bonython

Those Femm Nu chicks were pretty seductive.

Gino

The Classic Cat…where the pussies purr.

J H

I love it there.

You know that The Grit has a “history” with a former entertainer at Femme Nu, right?

Stephen Wolfram

Saigon Passion, Club Rock-Za were the best in Sir Ted’s era. A dancer from Rock-Za took me to a Halloween party at the Canon Club, the Irons brothers were there. She was a black girl in a gold outfit and full body gold paint, I was dressed as a Baseball Furies from The Warriors movie and I tried to chat up the bros (not wearing costumes, of course) but the makeup was too much (probably also rolling on Molly) and they just looked at us funny and walked away. Good times.

@surfads

Damn those fascist communists!

My buddies didn’t die face down in a tub etc

Chief Hot stuff

We got out of Europe just in the nick of time.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Bummer eh? I mean we could have been stuck in Birmingham wondering when the rain will stop. But here I am looking out the window at eucalypts and sunshine after having a pleasant flail in clean-ish 2′ waves this morning.

ricmatic

“pleasant flail” is as good as it gets Lem.

Chief Hot stuff

Err Britain is Britain
Not Europe

Lemon Next to the Pie

Beg my pardon. You are correct. Even so, I ain’t keen for anything more than a quick poke around on a visit. Quick to claim the Viking heritage, not so quick on relocation.

Chief Hot stuff

The price is wrong!

Snowbored

What does Fast Eddie have to say about this mystery?
A possible interview Chas?

samwaters

They’ve got Fast Eddie locked in the basement,….. trying to keep him out of trouble…….


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