A virtual three-way! Episode five of podcast, Dirty Water.
Yesterday, on a warm Californian spring afternoon, the writer Chas Smith, the shaper Matt “Mayhem” Biolos and I took our places around our computing machines for a virtual three-way.
This is hardly ideal, given myriad distractions, in Biolos’ case a modest crowd throwing dishes back and forth and someone, a child I think, doing gymnastics, but we got a little something in the course of the conversation, I think.
We ask Biolos,
What he hates about communism and socialism now that the capitalist west is on its knees, head on the block, with the CCP’s blade on our necks; if he is voting for Bad Grandpa or Pinky Trump in the November election; to tell the story of the time he broke Jon Pyzel’s heart; if Johnny Cabianca and Timmy Patterson are the world’s most underrated shapers; the five best boards he’s owned…
…and a few more things he hits with gusto.
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Schroedinger’s vote.
Great Movie! But from Robert Rodriguez I still love From dusk till dawn the most. Nothing beats Salma in her prime..
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always surfed out.
conservatives have failed the VA for decades, yes. the mantra of “personal” responsibility always pales to profits, which oddly discourage care???
they sure seem to bail the banks out every hint of trouble, but the people always twist in their wind.
otherwise, good christians.
fuck don’t drink it , inject the bleach , then have the alcohol as an enema , crush up some of the malaria tablets and snort them , then swallow an an LED light ….don’t you just love dem Trump cures ………??
Good way to maybe rid the world of a few white evangelists , and some of the people who blindly support Dr Trump………
Is Matt coming out with a new Bleach model?
He should be happy with all the free money around for business’s, at least he’s still making shit loads of boards!
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Pandemic response and no insider trading.
Are you really Cherokee? Tell more.
If its on audio book on YouTube it’ll get a run
Matt sounds like a dick.
is
Biolos was a bit harsh on Chas, don’t you think? No need to be so mean.
Is fun to joust and be mean, no?
yep.
Fun to joust, for sure, but in my experience the people who cross the line into mean aren’t actually friends. Or, they were simply having a bad day.
Yeah I agree
Can you do the podcast minus the constant banging in the back ground?
I think, child doing gymnastics at Matt’s house.
Just interview the guy and publish. It would come across way more coherent.
I think Derek’s holding out on us on a bunch of fronts. Smart, handsome, nice rail game, good story teller, knows fashion and wine…what’s not to like?
I’d prefer to inject myself with disinfectant than listen to that podcast
You should try listening to Jimmy Barnes sing working class man on “songs from the homefront”. Disinfectant injections can’t protect anyone against that
That’s not singing.
I tend to exaggerate…
It used to be considered screaming…now it’s more like begging for your life, whilst a samurai warrior shoves his sword down your throat
Hey Pffff, you should rename yourself to ‘word salad’. Or perhaps, ‘2word’, because every time you post something I make it to like the second word and move on because of your lack of cogency. A suggestion.
Hey Vive45, you should rename yourself to ignorant bigot.
It will get you a discount on Lost surfboards, be sure to have your membership card when ordering.
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Surfing allowed again on Monday!
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I work in elder care. Of course famine is horrible. This pandemic didn’t have to happen on this scale. The previous administration tried to address the threat in 2014 by setting up the infrastructure to deal with such emergencies during the Ebola crisis but was rebuffed. And now we are being told to ingest disinfectant and get some sun. So yeah, we are fuckwits.
Previous admin did nothing to address this, don’t even go there. Anyway, what about now? Address the points he made. The collateral damage caused by this shutdown will FAR surpass deaths from this virus. Clear to anybody with a functioning brain, but not clear to people who want orange man bad to lose no matter what consequences. Lets end Western civilization and plunge our selves into totalitarian 1984 like system run by the likes of Soros and AOC so Trump doesn’t get re-elected.
Soros! AOC! Blame Obama!
Dude you got the trifecta!
The previous admin had an infectious disease task force, all of whom trump fired. Shit just a couple days ago he fired the head of the infectious disease unit in his own admin for daring to disagree with the fuhrer.
Face it dude we have no leadership from the White House. You are in such incredible denial.
You got fake newsed. Oh and I’ll add to the list, Fauci. Good?
https://www.washingtonpost….
FAke is Fox. Rupert Murdoch rose to prominence selling lies, gossip and rumor.
That’s the foundation of that network. Pointing fingers is a reaction to an ugly mirror.
FFS the orange is the new black Trump…he dreams of being as liked as Obama , as he just can’t understand why a black family who lived at the whitehouse , more popular , actually saved the USA from Ol Bushy , who delivered a fucked economy/ Iraq and Afghanistan , USA basically a basket case , and ol Don received the best economy and the respect of the world…it’s like ground hog day with Donalds make the USA dummer and dummer!
Obama led a dignified govt even if you didn’t agree with him. The last parcel of civil society in the US.
That day is over.
The moment you bring up AOC, you’ve lost credibility.
A junior congressman is at this point just a voice you don’t agree with.
Obama had a pandemic response that Trump dismantled… his urgency is to eliminate the previous tenants work.
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that about says it all emphatically
Carrying on a proud American tradition https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Disagree with our leftist fearporn, we call you racist. YAWN….ZZZZZ
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All you scared folk are sitting at home being good slaves on the Netflix and GrubHub train. Good for you. Me and other freedom minded folk are outside in the sun (NOT social distancing) getting Vitamin D, exercising (going for surf in a few actually), living life. We’ll see in time who Darwin favors. 🙂
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Leftist fearporn? Even with free pornhub premium I couldn’t find it.
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Dropped the ball on Dirty Water Derek.
https://youtu.be/Uwg4yZ55ua8
Drop the r in Melbourne Chas.
Those from the Hub are the few that get it right.
Even the Irish pronounce the r.
Anybody surf Flinders today?
Mel-bin
Melbn
Better than the way peeps from Melb’s say it.. “Marl-bun” I’ve never gotten that weird accent. And pool, “poooul”, etc
I wasn’t sure he was ready for it,I was thinking of dialing him down.
Anybody hear how Offrocker is going?
Still here buddy. Had a really rough fortnight, round 9/12, back on the poison tomorrow. Thanks for asking…. the crew here are good sorts.
Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
Looking forward to the good news story soon.
Cheers
WHO the fuck eats watermelon with a spoon????
Possibility it is sashshimi, but there is a watermelon in the back round.
Digging the watermelon out before serving, then eaten with hands by grateful recipients.
With a spoon? Why not just cut it with a knife?
yeah don’t bring a spoon to a knifing!
Eating a Snickers with a fork