Chris Cotê too!
This quarantine life, this unparalleled journey we are all on and where are you scrawling marks on the wall? Where are you counting the days of your confinement? Surfing is banned around much of the world, thanks to a San Diego atmospheric something-rather-else who was misquoted in saying that the dreaded Coronavirus gets churned up when surfers hit the lip and sprays into the noses of immuno-compromised folk thereby killing them.
Surfing no more.
But you may recall, days before all this madness, BeachGrit announced its very exciting partnership with The Surfival League. Fantasy surfing made great again and/or for the first time.
The whole shootin’ match was obviously derailed by the Chinese Cold but the geniuses behind have not been laid low and, just today, released their Quarantine House Surfing Edition.
Imagine this thing lasts for one more month. Where would you shelter in place?
I read once and laughed. Read twice and chuckled.
Read another four times and realized these twenty people (plus another few Coffey Sisters) are the most annoying people in current surf history.
Honored to be included?
An understatement.
But, in all seriousness and, as crazy as everything’s gotten probable, where would you bunk?
House 4 for the bois. Like to see Johnny Boy and Tudor mix it up. Hope Johnny boi kicks Tudor’s azz.
Chas is a person?
Didn’t a commenter here notice that Elo’s nose was bent in his latest offerings to the public? Looks straight in this old pic with Chas. Does this point to him copping a recent belting?
Yeah it sure looks that way in his closeup shot from the other week…
an unmanned SUP carries a lot of momentum
I’d rather spend forever in a house with any mix of the above than ever watch another second of those
cunt-tards, the mad hueys.
I’m going into Chas house just to enforce social distancing.
Everyone has to rub there feacal matter all over themselves.
That should help us keep our distance
Why pick between the four of these when you can just shoot yourself in the head?
Of those four, three I’ve never heard of.
Can I just have the house with the Coffee sisters and no one else.. maybe a drug dealer on speed dial?
If sisters have a 3 some with you is that incest?
Or just a bit of fun?
Only one way to find out
That would be a lot of fun. Isn’t there 4 of them?
Noone knows how many there are.
Are they your sisters or your wife’s sisters?
Clarification needed
Coffee sisters.
You don’t shit where you eat.
House 1, 2, 2 or 4?
Banned from every surfing comment board in history…
FreeRider was a massive omission from the list.
Haha!
Why?
He’s cool.
Roy from swaylocks, beyond belief annoying!
I’ve always loved Roy. Clever man and a master troll.
Oh, he’s still around. Goes by Samwaters now. Kelp, Tony Carson Big Island… he’s got a million different names. Just look for the … and the — and the “””.
Yeah Sams here… I toggle the ban button on and off regularly on him.
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Keala and steph..
Rather have the virus
Rather have the virus than be in a house with two girls who surf better than you?
Yes!
And cause I might turn them
Both are bagel bumpers?
Malia and Lisa Anderson in the same house. That would be hot. Plus Brisa Hennessey.
Can there be a Lost house with Chicken, Randle, Gorkin, Chris Ward, and Gilligan? If so can I move there and wait out Covid-19? Seems like they’d have some great stories and the choicest drugs known to San Clemente.
What ever happened to Randle? I was asking a few people that a couple months ago. He was always featured for a while.
“Where is he now” type show would be interesting watch.
Sorry Chas, but Johnny Boy would beat you to death in less than 24 hours. You will be missed.
Get me my books before you go or leave a note.
True, but could you imagine the commentary and replays by Joe Turpel? It would be classic.
I’m pretty sure he’d hit Tudor in the face first.
I’d put $100 bucks on Tudor. I wonder why they didn’t match Tudor and Kelly in the same house. Seemed short sighted. Maybe too obvious?
House 2 is intriguing. You got Doheny with good drugs and pretty funny and into music. Coffey sisters to offset the testosterone and possibly other fun, Eddie Rothman to hopefully work my magic on and get on his good side plus tons of good stories. Freeman is funny which is always good. Dogskin is the wildcard because he might narc people out or try to discourage drug use
As long as I can stay away from that tacobell eating, 14 year old looking, all watercraft riding Kai Lenny ..I’m doing fine
Dipshits can’t count from one to four.
Definitely House 1. I’d have plenty of crystal to smoke with Brucy, I could get tons of blowies from elo, and Ke11y and Lairdmo could help me increase my stamina when I’m plugging elo.
It’s going to be a long few months.
Shit, how psyched is ELO gonna be to see his name in the mix…
All seppos
Makes sense
hawaiians are seppos too?
If the trunks fit…
Surely there aren’t any other (part) Hawaiians in any of those houses besides JBG in no.4 though…
House 2 it’s twice as big as the other two houses, has chicks, plenty of weed, you can try to decipher the teachings of Jedi master curren, and if you get a boner for training and shit you can hang with Barca