Common sense for an uncommon time?
And who could have ever guess, some handful of months ago, when a hungry Chinese man sat down for a tasty bat that, some handful of months later, the entire world would be locked down and surfers, us surfers, would be the pointy tip of that debate?
Virtually unbelievable and yet here we are.
“Social distancing” has become the rule from Bondi to Belarus, Copacabana to Cardiff by the Sea but what does “social distancing” actually mean and how should it be enforced?
In Cardiff by the Sea the jackboots are officially stomping down the street. Surfing banned even though surfing is, typically, a self-isolating pursuit. Rage bubbles at the absurdity. The heavy-handed absurdity.
Likewise, in Copacabana and throughout Rio beaches are closed and surfing outlawed but Brazil’s well-loved President, Jair Bolsonaro, did not take the move lightly and let us go alone, together, to The Gray Lady for the latest.
In Brazil, a surf-crazed nation where urban beaches are often clogged before and after work, the debate has taken an acrimonious and even political turn.
President Jair Bolsonaro has berated Rio Governor Wilson Witzel for closing beaches, calling the move “dictatorial.”
Bolsonaro’s son Eduardo, a congressman from Sao Paulo state, just down the coast, argued in a Facebook post on Thursday for a decree to allow surfing that conforms with social distancing.
With or without a decree, many surfers are simply doing what they can to dodge attention – and each other.
Eduardo Bolsonaro for President of the World Surf League? Such fine common sense but back to the point at hand. With surfing now central to the debate on how socially responsibility should look shouldn’t we all be doing a better job to make asses of ourselves?
Like, really turning every future VAL completely off?
A VAL bust that sees post-pandemic participation numbers fall to record lows?
Or are we doing a fine enough job already?
More as the story develops.
Reverse psychology… this time they made the people ask for restrictions on their rights, most people want it… go figure.
Bolsonaro is a cunt. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Quaratines make strange bedfellows. As the most liberal person in the room, I don’t know if I’m more mad that I’m not surfing or that I’m agreeing with conservative idealogues on the issue of keeping our beaches open.
Come, join the dark side where we believe in open beaches and limited guvment. Freedom! And we try not to use fear and scare tactics as a means of control, unlike the left who do nothing but peddle doom and despair.
Check out Michael Burry from the Big Short. Dude is spot on:
https://finance.yahoo.com/n…
Yeah but the problem is your open beaches are all polluted dumpster fires w/ dirty air and filthy water because you refused to regulate corporations from using them as their toilets.
Too sensible.
You’re a moron!
It’s an interesting dichotomy.. I know when I ate the red pill I thought I was gonna be sick. It was hard to believe that those on the right actually want to stay outta your shit while lefties love authority and impose many rules. There’s no absolutes of course and cunts exist on both sides of the divide.
him and his brothers are neck deep in the shit, the only reason this spoiled brat sais that its because he is a surfer.
He got voted in
The people wanted him
Youre in hawaii?
Yeah Bexy I noticed that too. This faka been posting all kine shit about Hawaii and Hawaiians and now we find out he’s Brazilian. Punk needs a serious Hawaiian beatdown and a plane ticket back home.
He’s even gave himself a semi hawaiian name
i am waiting for you to kick me out
Good, now take a number and wait quietly in line
yes, but i am still brazilian
E verdade.
Respeito!
Dudu Bolso does not represent Brazilian Surfers! Not even for a second. It’s the least I can say. Not even funny. Abraço from BraSil. Stay safe. Do your research.
they don’t know the real Dudu bananinha
Poor widdle surfers.
I have just been informed by my Brazilian flatmate that Eduardo made fun of the Chinese for this virus and the Chinese ambassador demanded an apology or else China wouldn’t supply Brazil with face masks, surgical gowns etc. Eduardo apparently refused, which makes him a genius in my eyes as a high percentage of the masks and gowns China has recently supplied to Europe has been faulty and unusable!
I’m liking him more and more!
Don’t even joke about this…
Excellent effort in making an ass of yourself. Very believable!
Chapeau!
Trust me, if you were to follow the politics of my country you would not like Eduardo Bolsonaro. the guy is a total idiot, everybody knows the chinese are the ones that brought the disease to the world, and is ok for you or me to say in this insignificant blog, a total different story when your father is the president of Brasil and China is your biggest commercial partner and represents like 80% of exports of many brazilian goods. You can’t say that if you represent a country( in his case he doesn’t but his Dad does) Brazil is not the US we can’t retaliate China but China can retaliate Brazil badly, and Chinese people have no feelings they will kill us like rats.
Best leaders theyve had in 30 years.
Fuk that Lulu thieving cunt
And his mate Dilma
Buncha fuken crooks
man, you’re annoying… and you don’t have a clue.
I would like to say
beijio meu rabu
but it’s rude
you`ve got a new fan after that comment. Extremely corrupt socialist babbling cunts they were
Onya les!
80% of something is still a shit ton more than 0% of fuck all. Good luck to them getting their supplies from somewhere else.
The only people who don’t like him in brasil are cocaine addled lefties who don’t get hungry
I tell everybody, when it hits the fan in the US (looking soon!) I’m going to Brazil as long as he’s still president….more Trump than Trump!