Lots of fun scaring your friends!
You gotta laugh, am I right?
Cops patrolling the streets, the beaches, the parks; the World Health Organisation in the pockets of the architects of a virus that’s doin’ what no war or fascist dictator ever could, bringing the capitalistic west to its knees.
Food lines, empty shelves, an unemployment tsunami coming that’s worse than the Great Depression at its peak.
But let’s not cut too deep.
Smile a little.
Here, for rowdy fun, is the BeachGrit Great White Shark Bath Bomb.
You’ll have lots of fun scaring your friends and loved ones when you pop this in your tub and the water runs a bloody red.
The size of an oddly shaped baseball, roughly two-and-a-half inches high, and, inexplicably, painted green and without eyeballs, the BeachGrit Great White Shark Bath Bomb is handmade in Atlanta, Georgia, and numbers are strictly limited.
Cuter, even, than formal wear for chubby children.
Hey I met that guy getting attacked by the shark in Jaws.
What’s his name?
Teddy Grossman.
He was coming to the beach at Waikiki for a while – there at Canoes.
He used to date Ava Gardner or so he says.
Ava Gardner said the second nicest thing a woman has said about a man: “Yea I was married to Frank Sinatra. All 120 pounds of him: 10 pounds of Frank and 110 pounds of cock.”
That’s a nice thing for a woman to say about a man.
The first nicest thing a woman has said about a man?
That was Gabby Reece about Laird when he was voted one of People’s Most Beautiful People: “He’s beautiful when he’s in motioni.”
That was a nice thing to say.
I met Teddy Grossman, anyway.
I’m sorry I’m not a crackhead though, like apparently everyone else on this site.
He bakes cakes for Elo, why not goodies for cops? It does suck that he can’t stop at the park above the break named after Hindu religious teachers and enjoy a salad. The nature preserve hiking trail near my house has been packed with people. There’s no rhyme or reason to this
You think we will be surfing May 1 in San Diego? Or do I have to continue rubbing elbows with Simpo at Northside?
Doubtful, IMO. They’ll probably open up other things but not our sport
Revenge of the Cis podcast has a US $5.99 Guns for Tards deal.
They will send a generic letter to a person you nominate. Thanking them, and telling them that someone has donated to Guns for Tards in their name.
GOAT I just rewatched kissed by god. Were the volcom house parties circa 2000 to 2005 that insane? Could you hear them from your house? How many types of drugs were consumed and how many careers lost because?
I watched for the first time last night! No surprises but I did enjoy.
Yeah. Well done. The sequence where he loses it in aus and at the box…how did people not step in then?!
Man, I’ve had mates do the same but its hard to pull someone up and out when everyone around is up to the same shit and to immature to see and understand whats really going on.
Billabong? Tour psychologists? Ridell? Maybe this is too naive to think back in 2000 someone with WSL would have spoken up to someone.
I need one for when I bathe with friends… and loved ones.
i’m a working man in my prime…..peepin in windows..
You stuck on that ain’t ya?
It’s a face you can’t forget
waiting for correction to be published. lying cvnt.
Pairs well with bath salts, for an enhanced cannibalistic experience.
Bath salts get a bad rap.
Mephodrone is a top class drug.
A delightful mix of cocaine speed and mdma.
That’s how it felt to me.
Only small key bumps every hour needed for life to appear truly wondrous!!
Alas it was made illegal.
But for a whole year in the UK 2010
It was delivered without fear like Uber eats.
You mean bad rap like “c’mon man, bath salts are just vanilla ice.”
Yeah.
For me they’re more like
Niggas with attitude.
Can I say that?
I’ll never know. You seem to be able to type it just fine though.
Can you get me some?
You fly, I’ll buy.
You will have to come to terms with your fear and your desire
25 grams for $200
Yeah boi!!!!
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25 grams is a big pile for $200. Never done the dark web or bought anything like that online. I’ll leave that up to you guys to push those limits. With my horrible computer skills, I would probably do some idiotic error and send my info and purchase order straight to to the local cops accidentally. I’ll leave it to other people put their shipping address on the web.
Wise choice.
Magnesium oils and sprays can go for quite a bit with little product in them.
I buy a box of bath salts at Coles for $8 and use them in the shower.
Originally bought them for my son that cramps during sports.It works.
Sounds delightful! All proceeds go to Charlie Smith legal defense fund?
I think they’re a loss leader, ten bucks to ship, seven bucks to make. But sorta funny, yes?
Yes they are! Better than anything they’ve got at the Lush store
U should let Bex be in charge of distribution.
You’ll have fat stacks in no time bro
This could be the perfect entry for BeachGrit multi level marketing! I’ll take ten cases
….and then a big brown shark came….
Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo………..
Woa, they look fukd..green.. no eyes.. hand made by who?
I’d believe foot hewn in Bakersfield..maybe
You don’t dig blind green shark heads that dissolve?
Na. Soz mate solid under
The ain’t so photogenic… actually black skinned, and have eyes. Buy one and be delighted!
And what if it turned up all fkn green and with out eyes mate?
Didn’t bleed red from the mouth mate? Didn’t dissolve in a uniform fkn manner for the love of God..
We all take baths knowing the risks. You hear the stories about shark bombs that don’t bleed uniformly, and maybe you even know someone who had a disappointing bath because their shark bomb didn’t have eyes. We just don’t believe it could ever happen to us. But deep down is a constant fear while we bath. It’s their territory after all.
If I was a mod I’d feature this.
But Negs is too busy snarking and featuring his own comments.
It’s a crying shame, Jordy !
Good stuff.
Ah shucks, that’s awfully sweet of you astro.
I hope your shark bomb dissolves uniformly.
Damn it.. Those pert lips just don’t know how to lie..