And, "You're a total kook who ran home to the shoulder at Mavericks!"
It’s been too long between the bloodying of computer and telephone keys, as warlords face off online.
A respite today, and a timely respite given the cholera, or whatever it is, epidemic.
Earlier, the noted big-wave surfer from Santa Cruz, Ken Collins, fifty-two, also known, variously, as Skindog and Skin Dizzle, a man who once received a citation for the “bitch slap” of two bodyboarders, was set upon by the original retro-fabulist, and kung fu expert, Joel Tudor.
Joel, who is forty-four, is no stranger to online blood feuds.
You’ll remember, Bullfight: Joel Tudor vs Shawn Stussy? Blood Feud: Joel Tudor versus the World? Blood Feud: Joel Tudor versus Kelly Slater? Tudor: “Crying is for baby girls!”
Here’s another, “I make fun of shit because I can” and another, again, with Kelly Slater.
Skinny ain’t afraid to light up, either.
Here, he, also, lays down a gauntlet to Kelly Slater.
Good times.
To comprehend today’s blood feud, a little background.
Skindog is of the school of thought that if the state closes the beaches, one must respect the law.
Joel is of the opposite frame of mind, a libertine. If you can squeeze a little solo time in, sneak under the wire.
We begin,
Joel has a swing at stay-at-home, Skinny, noting in comments,
“Kenny Collins this is you ….would of tagged ya …but you blocked me you huge wuss hahahahah.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UscGFJCqJ/
Oh, reader, you can almost hear the pounding of keys up there behind a locked and barred door in Santa Cruz.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-U6RnQDwkJ/
Joel makes a lovely cameo in Skinny’s comments,
You at pipeline was pretty funny ….total kook who ran home to the shoulder at Mavericks! Bwhahaha love you and thanks for unblocking me hahha.
Skinny jabs,
Who you kidding? I don’t partake in the great migration each winter with you and your massive heard of semi-pro sheep. I went to Mexico all through the 90’s to present. I think it paid off not to follow on that path.
It goes on and on for days, the two various camps firing virtual salvos over virtual bows.
I’m in the Joel camp, if you’re wondering.
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Fuck joel and is his science denying sheep.
Speed V Marijuana. Didn’t know marijuana could be so angry
Dang, can’t stand Tudor yet here I agree with him.
Fuck me, there are so many well-known surfers with absolutely no education, who gleefully avoided taking school seriously, now holding forth on COVID-19, politics, the economy, climate change, etc.
Hey dudes, if we want expertise about tube lines, we’ll ask. But you flaked on education, so you’re actually the kooks here.
Pass that on to Kelly
i hate both these guys but im with skin dog on this one..
Joel Tudor Rules!
Thats Old school.
I always liked what Joel Tudor did for surfing with the duct tape. Contests suck but the Duct tape is awesome. Now, I just want joel Tudor to Know: I will Fk up anyone that tries to kick joel tudors arse. Joel Tudor totally f kin rules!!! I Agree 100% with Joel Tudor. I don’t care what anyone says about him. That dude is awesome! What kind of Punk azz surfer tells other surfers not to surf because of some FAKE Virus scare Non- sense. How the heII can someone spread anything while surfing? When the waves hit here, I’m going surfing. I don’t care what the crooked ass government says. They have ZERO jurisdiction below the high tide line.
Fuck, I hope Tudor’s lungs get so fucked up b/c of dose of Covid-19 that he never gets to smoke weed again.
You need to stop sucking main Stream media C0Ck
#1 I like cock.
#2 when you see the body bags I am seeing in the hospital corridors and people dying alone in ICU beds away from their families we’ll see how fake or how selfish wanting to surf in the midst of this crisis really is. There’s nothing MSM about that. When it hits you and yours your libertarian ideology will shatter into a million tiny pieces.
All the people that upvoted this are upvoting point #1 as well. No judgement here.
of course!
I wish I liked cock also. It would’ve opened up so many more opportunities in my life.
I just couldn’t no way..
But what if I only want to upvote #1? Who’s with me?
My sis in law is a surgery assistant in the Midlands with nothing to do cause they stopped elective surgery.
which hospital? and depends on what role one has. one cannot call on a surgery assistant to suddenly move into ICU or undertake anesthetist duties. It doesn’t work like that, Bex. Further, one has to be careful who comes to into contact with whom. To pull your sis in law into this fight would cause a shortage in surgery assistants when they would be needed. Staffing and respondents and exposure are managed. Hope she stays safe, high infection rate among NHS workers when in contact … poor PPE
She’s just told us that she’s starting in ICU today. Coventry
So she’ll report from the front line.
hope she is safe as she does so. west midlands cases growing fast.
Joel Tudor is fucking nuts. Probably a sociopath. The weird thing is if you follow the Wayne Lynch feed Joel is always kissing his arse. It’s fucking weird.
Are they little ‘cheek peck’ kisses ?
Or full tongue in ?
Depends if he’s kissing the face or the ass… ass is tongue in.
My comment was a reply to kissing the arse, either a butt cheek peck or full tongue in the chocolate starfish…
Carry on good sir…
If you are a surfer who had a photo in a surf mag before 1980, there’s a high chance Tudor will kiss your ass.
Going by the equipment he’s always ridden that’d probably be before 1968 though…
Transition era ONLY
just a ploy to get free boards
Well as Joel is the current World Champ I guess he has the final word.
Keala and Joel have really been empowered by their one-win WT status.
NorCal vs SoCal?
Shortboarder vs Longboarder?
Stoner vs Stoner?
Santa Cruz vs San Diego County?
Mavericks vs whatever
Skinny wins
Joel loses…. his shit
Stoner vs Stoner ?
Aren’t all Santa Cruzians meth-heads at some stage ?
Yeah I was gonna say, Methhead vs Weedman. Meth would win on mongo strength, weed would win on creatively dodging said meth man.
Tudor from San Diego County
Got it
That’s a blood feud?
I’ve seen way more gnarly exchanges between teenage girls at the mall
fat westies duelling over the last 24 pack of shit tickets. thats a blood feud.
Way more entertaining!
That’s nuthin. You should see ’em barking over the last pack of Winnie Reds.
Camp Tudor all the way. It’s a shame what they did to his home-
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It’s a shame he did’nt catch them and pop off a few rounds.
*allegedly* did to his house and by alleged I mean based in my own theory that Tudor actually lives in a Tudor somewhere in Del Mar and his insta haters would go so far as defile his Tudor.
Your avatar emblem is provoking.
Any clues as to how someone gets the nickname ‘Skindog’ ?
Does this prematurely aged Tudor fellow also have a publicly known comedic moniker ?
(I’m aware that the Tudor Kings of England had some interesting nicknames, The Huckster, and Coppernose were two of the funnier ones. Perhaps Joel has an existing one too…)
Best head over to Warshaws EOS mate just to get a vague grip on the whole thing..
Apparently ya gotta pay for his stuff even if ya names in it though, and I sure as shit ain’t handing a dime over for someones magazine compilation…
I’m a cheapo too but Warshaw, if anyone, deserves a few Bitcoin for his work. That being said, I still hate buying anything online where there’s a a chance of recurring fees. I once had a moment of clarity and went through my bank statements and credit cards and realized all the money getting siphoned out through various subscriptions or whatever. Shit I never used! There’s a quarantine project for me. Probably be depressing and maddening but will feel liberating.
You’re probably still paying for AOL.
Haha! Probably. Those cunts raped me back in the 90s. I recall getting like $200/$300 monthly bills a few times . Then they went to the $19 unlimited plan and the modem would get the dreaded busy signal.
Something to do with touching the foreSKIN of a DOG. I think.
OR perhaps it was that he used to like to SKIN DOGS and wear the bloody pelt round himself at school, when he was 11.
(I have no idea)
I’m going with the first one for now.
And I bet it was more than just a ‘touch’…
He’s going to kill me next time he sees me.
Are you from the same area ?
If not, any non-esesntial travel ban should keep you unmolested…
Not from same area, nor have I ever met him, to my knowledge. I just said that for effect.
Sweet as
Ya never know on here
Nice effect though (and ya can never tell with Santa Cruzians, I mean, look at Pedro (s)Mell, there’s one potentially dangerous tweaker right there haha)
I thought he was a team rider?
Doesn’t Chas have a blood-feud with the sharks?
I’ve not been able to check their Insta feed to see what they’ve been saying about him.
Joel is only 44? No fuckin way. I guess props to him for looking like his logger heroes, in every way.
Bitch Grit Max !
Hahahahahar
He is a skeksie mate
I thought he was 10 years younger than that.
He’s a bit weathered.
Kinda looks like the side of an old house that’s been in the sun for 50 years
not 44 until June according to google
wow! june of 44 was a great band. probably not a good birthday from the looks of it.
They are both going to die
Love your work
Death does seem to be the general fate of one and all.
I thought they already had
I ll pay that.
Tudors spent more time ‘training’ in the homo erotic dance masquerading as BJJ than Skindog ever put into his surfing..so who s the jock mate? I blame Fuller for not completely twisting this cunts head off on the sand at Pipe all those years back…turned a skinny big mouth stoner into a bonified fucktard..