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Question: What is the actual toll of forcing human beings to be mortally terrified of one another?

The horror. The horror.

I have not been to the grocery store in a couple of days which means I have not been to the grocery store in an eternity as experienced through our current Coronavirus Apocalypse. Last time, a couple of days ago, there was a limited amount of toilet paper and the checkers were wearing medical gloves.

Today, I had to line up with red tape indicating where I could stand and, once ushered in, there was also red tape indicating where I could stand. Confused grandparents who had lived through World War II wore ironic, disbelieving smiles.

Completely healthy millennials wore medical gloves plus masks and ran away from me like I was the physical embodiment of terror.

And what the honest hell.

What the honest to goodness hell.

I understand that we’re supposed to socially isolate etc. and do our part and am doing my part but has anyone stopped to ponder the toll this wildness will take on society?

Humans fleeing each other terrified?

Especially younger, healthy humans?

I went to the refrigerated zone to get a Mexican Coke. A man no older than Ashton Goggans, maybe 33-ish, and just as heavy but twice as fit stood there, in full medical gloves plus masks and fled, turned tail and sprinted toward the produce, when I came near-ish.

I spent the rest of my shopping minutes angling toward younger men, giggling internally as they peeled away in panic.

Then my wheels began to turn.

The future of surfing.

The glorious future.

I’m paddling out exactly where I want tomorrow and surfing exactly where I want.

But what happens to the rest of humanity? Mental states etc.?

More as the story develops.

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Odysseus et al

The health care system has been run down to the ground. Not enough beds. We’re very organised though, that’s one thing we’re good at here. No party politics going on, just getting on with it. We’re counting on either elimination or very slow spread of the virus

Odysseus et al

Didn’t mean to be condescending. I’ve always had the belief that a lot of arguments go away when the language used is clearly defined, like maths. c.f. Tractatus Logico- Philisophicus

Occ Topus

At least The Omega Man was original. Today’s celebs pontificating from their ivory towers are dull AF.

Odysseus et al

Yep to all that except the origin thing. It seems unlikely it’s man-made (think that’s what you’re suggesting) as typically you’d start with a human virus

Odysseus et al

You’re just fucking with language. It makes more sense to say that we see the world in terms of whatever model we use

Odysseus et al

NZ is trying a different approach. Trying to eliminate the virus altogether by isolating. Never been done before but here we go. If, we are successful, then we’ll be an island nation without visitors for the foreseeable future. No blowins. But no jobs

Keith Grace

Original title of this piece:
“Question: How can Chas Smith poke Ashton regarding body weight under the cover of Covid-19”

Chief Hot stuff

You too can be rich.

M.

I’d bet $100 that people would have tried to avoid you pre-covid. If some lanky dude with a comb over and a penis tattoo on the neck would try to push his shopping cart into me, I’d step away double quick as well.

f u

This was made in November
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

f u

It is controlled opposition

Dirty south Surfer

I already hoarded toilet paper before the FAKE Virus scare. Enough ammo to last a life time. We live in hurricane zone so we are always ready to go off grid. I just hope I don’t run out of surf wax Outlaw surfing on closed beaches.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

The South Will Rise Again with your careful planning and preparation for these glorious days. Don’t ever let them take your guns. Or your ammo.
Country Boy Can Survive!!

Dirty south Surfer

How can so many people be so f kin stupid to believe the FAKE NEWS, Deep State Virus. Go to your local hospital and you will find there is not one in there. It is ALL FAKE. it is nothing but a false flag Political move and Trump is going along with it and using it against the globalists to run the central bank into the ground.

Chief Hot stuff

It’s actually a global IQ test, nothing more.

Beef & Beer

Taking a dump off a truck in Beverly Hills sounds like the shit…

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah
I saw some stuff like that then turned over and Get Smart was on.
They are inside the cone of silence with the chief and another guy smoking a pipe.
Any questions Max?
Yes
Have you considered the benefits of snuff?Hahaha.

Gino

Oh snap…disrespecting Ahston even when there is a pandemic on.
Solid

Beef & Beer

There’s shitloads of the crap here in Northland NZ…

Beef & Beer

Who’ll be the baby in the reeds ?

Chief Hot stuff

We just spent the day cruising around Sydney harbor on the little ferries. Had it all to ourselves for hours, had the best time!!

Beef & Beer

Glad I haven’t got that on.
Elton may be a cheesy old queen these days but he’s still ten times a real bloke than that Green Day fuckwit ever could be…


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