“One minute everyone’s bored to death talking about Tiger King, the next minute we have the baddest fish in the ocean right under the boat!”
And by now, you have certainly watched at least a few minutes of Netflix’s new The Tiger King, no? The craziest but craziest triangle ever caught on film featuring methamphetamine, missing teeth, gay, mullets, guns, missing husbands, cults, open relationships, missing limbs and tigers.
Very entertaining but also very sad to animal rights activists. Horrifying yet titillating. All those beautiful beasts locked behind bars, being bred for petting then discarded, pacing and depressed.
Many to save. Many to love.
Well, though not as au courant, animal rights activists should feel the same or similar about a 2400 lbs female Great White shark just caught off the coast of South Carolina. Would you like to be maybe horrified but certainly titillated too?
Famous South Carolina fisherman Chip Michalove told FitsNews:
“One minute everyone’s bored to death talking about Tiger King, the next minute we have the baddest fish in the ocean right under the boat,” Michalove said.
Michalove spotted a mammoth shadow lurking behind the boat and knew it was go-time.
The boat-sized white shark circled around Michalove’s 26-foot catamaran and chomped the bait.
“Then she took off like a train,” Michalove said. “She took 300 yards of line in a matter of 45 seconds.”
Michalove — who has caught and released 33 great white sharks in his career — wasn’t worried as the monstrous fish jerked and tugged the line. He’s done this dance with the apex predator of the Atlantic many of times.
“We applied pressure when she was about 15 yards away, then locked the drag and set the hook,” Michalove said.
Mmmmmm.
Excited?
Exitado?
More as the story develops.
Yum yum!
Who the fuck are humans to think that they have the right to do this? The poor Sharks get traumatized by getting hooked and dragged…
Fishing should be illegal…and Humans should leave the oceans alone…If the Oceans die We Die…
The majority of our oxygen comes from the Oceans
Don’t worry, the shark will get revenge
Some valid points but if sharks die, we don’t die first.
Wow. What a crap song.
“We applied pressure when she was about 15 yards away, then locked the drag and set the hook,” Michalove said.
WTF? Which non-fishing idiot reporter fucked up this quote? If the drag was locked, it wouldn’t have taken 300 yards of line out, because it was locked. And who locks the drag before setting the hook? Unless they want to just break the line, or the rod, or both? This Captn obviously knows how to fish, to get himself hooked up on this many big ass sharks. He probably said that after the shark took the bait, he waited a while, then he engaged the drag from the free spool setting and then set the hook. Or after the shark was exhausted and nearing the boat, he locked up the drag when it was 15 feet away and hand lined it to get the pictures and cut the line after he was done making the shark submit to his dominating shark fetish and call him Daddy. But this quote as is doesn’t make any sense.
Next up from Chas Exotic…Tiger Shark King.
Chas Exotic has a nice ring to it.
Chas erotic has creepy ring to it.
Chas Erotic- better?
Never mind the shark, where is the music warning. It’s just Brutal
Yes! That image with Joe Exotic and his hubbies is the best. It’s winning the internet for me lately. So much meth, so much love.
What a badass!
Not.
That music makes me want to stick my
head in the sharks mouth
How can they stomach sucking that guys dick?
It seems that for them it took tiger frolicking, new trucks, new guns and drugs to stomach it. What would it take for me to stomach it? Good question, pondering it now.
I don’t think you’d ever get that bad taste outta Yr mouth