A cop threatens to taser you while your two kids cling to your back and you stand in knee-deep water. What do you do?
Overzealous policing was always going to be an unwelcome side-effect of various government orders to eliminate human activity from beaches etc.
For who polices the police?
Florida’s Shea Lopez, who held a spot in the top sixteen for six consecutive seasons and who only exited the tour in 2003 after a catastrophic knee injury during the Pipe Masters, says he was threatened with being tasered, in front of his kids, while collecting sea shells.
On Facebook, and a few posts before a quote from Adolf Hitler describing, in his kinky way, how easy it is to control a population by taking a little of their freedoms one at a time, Shea writes:
The scene. My kids on the left. Saw some sand fleas running back to their surfboards. They love sand fleas. The guy fishing on the right was fake fishing. The officer’s big red truck is approaching from the south. He’s going. 20+mph. He drove that speed thought the water and tide pools until he came to a screeching halt right behind my girls. They all jumped. He yelled to them. I walked up from the north. Tried to let him know we were just surfing. They had wetsuits and boards. It was allowed. Everything went south after I asked his name. My girls crying from the scare he gave them. He could’ve killed us all.
“My question? If you were threatened to be tasered in front of your kids while your kids held tight to your back crying after getting yelled at by this masked and agitated officer in a big red truck. We were at the waters edge. Dead low tide. Two tide pools between us and the normal high tide beach. We were all wet. We would have all died.” SHEA LOPEZ
I have ptsd. It’s not new. Heck. We all experience elevated levels and times of stress that stay with us. To different levels. I’m at odds with what to do now to help me recover from an April attack that left me having recurring nightmares and flashbacks. All very real to me. It was real. The eve of Easter Sunday during quarantine and an emergency order. My question? If you were threatened to be tasered in front of your kids while your kids held tight to your back crying after getting yelled at by this masked and agitated officer in a big red truck.
We were at the waters edge. Dead low tide. Two tide pools between us and the normal high tide beach. We were all wet. We would have all died.
What do I do???
To prevent this from happening ever. In any situation for any reason. A taser. Wet kids. Because we were playing in the surf. Surfing. Dancing. Running. Collecting sea shells as we moved along the beach with our boards.
Why do beach patrol officers have big trucks. Big guns. Tasers. I almost died. My kids would have died. The way our beaches are protected and served. Could use a closer look. I’m scared. My kids were scared. Change is great. Let’s make a change. I don’t want to have nightmares anymore. Until I act on this event. I will keep having nightmares.
More, as, if, the story develops. ie if Shea picks up the telephone etc.
MAGA country baby!!
shea is a stand up guy and cops are worthless
i woulda tazered the kids.
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“VIOLATOR’S COPY”
Shea Lopez is a huge baby! “Waaaa!!!” Almost died? Haha, what an idiot. He tried to pull the “what’s your name” bullshit with Jocko Cop-O and got his ass handed to him. Take that feeling Shea, and multiply it by 1000, across generations, hundreds of years and miles, and maybe then will you begin to see how it feels to be black in America. Bottom line is this: all cops should have body cams on at all times so they can’t harass, plant evidence, and be dicks.
There are contractual “occupancy” standards that states sign to private prisons.
It’s a business deal.
Fucking drama queen yeah?
He’s really sensitive and was completely unprepared for that situation, ie, he should have grabbed his cell phone when he saw the cop speeding towards him. Don’t get me wrong, it’s very upsetting when a jerk with a gun abuses his/her authority, but there’s a process for that: make a compliant to the police commission, and hold that idiot cop accountable.
lmao calm down mate XD
Ptsd?
That’s a daily condition in Florida.
Those “Bundy” esque “protestors” would be shot dead if they were black.
The reason the Bundy’s aren’t in jail now is the govie did not want to give these type protestors another Waco or Ruby Ridge to rally around.
I’ve always wondered why BLM don’t arm themselves and go join these protesters.
The heads of the white right crowd would explode.
was thinking about a blue hat….. Make America Great Again. maybe an obama logo on the back, but BLUE should do the trick.
Fox bashing 2nd amendment would be classic.
if they were black? armed black protesters escorted Mi state rep to the capitol were not shot by anyone.
Ask any black man how to deal with this.
call a defense attorney from jail as the prison bus waits in the parking lot.
I used to suffer from nightmares all the time, it’s very scary. Much as I find it difficult to find anything positive to say about the wife…I credit her with healing me of this unfortunate condition.
Now when I wake shaking and sweating I just roll over and look at her…and I realise my reality is way fucking worse than any nightmare could be. She makes the scariest of monsters seem pleasant
Thanks dear
And for that enlightening comment, I now appreciate my seperated life even more…
Thanks, and I hope all goes well for you tonight haha
super sorry for you, but great stuff. yup.
when grooms marry, do they realize they are making the biggest business decision of their lives?
Cool, poor and hot
Or
Rich uncool and not
It’s fukin tough choice
you are a poet.
Healthy wealthy and stealthy isn’t too shabby…
https://www.quora. com/What-would-happen-if-I-tasered-a-pool-with-people-in-it
scary situation nonetheless, positive psychology, shea, lets get through this
It’s Florida.
If it’s not a cop with a taser, it’s a crack/meth-head with a knife:broken bottle/conch shell etc.
or some really overweight dude with sandals, shorts and a tank top that says “grass, gas or ass, nobody pays for free” with a stripper silhouette and weed leaf design above said quote on shirt, and his baby’s mother beating the living shit out of him, and threatening to shank anyone looking
So if ya mean if it’s not a cop, it’s one of Bobby Slats and his brothers old mates ?
Or just one of the Hobgoblin twins on his way to the local ‘sex for drugs’ swap-meet ?
Bexy ? Can you please shed some light on this ?
another entry for “Florida man May 17”
What’s really great is that any dire prediction for any future event can be safely viewed as 90 % less cataclysmic than the “experts” predict.
Feeling better now?
Possibly the most dissapointing thing I’ve read on here is seeing in the headline that it was the #11 ranking surfer who had been almost tasered to death, and then realising after the next couple of paragraphs that it actually wasn’t Julian ‘wee willy’ Wilson after all.
The funniest part was the kindergarten kid handwriting of the cop…
Bummer for the Lopez bloke and his kids though, though both his and the cops reactions seem somewhat excessive.
I caught that too. Surprised the cop didn’t use a crayon to write the ticket.
the crayon was the morning snack.
you’ve memorized wsl end of year positions? i think we found THE fan!! elo gonna be happy!
Hahaha
Nah, not memorised, I looked it up on the wsl site and would’ve made the same comment about whoever #11 was haha
Should have pulled out your pecker and showed it was smaller, just to calm the officer.
Though what if the cops was even more of a ‘tom tiddler’ than this Lopez boy ?
Then the potential tasering threat may have become even more excessive…
Read that earlier, obviously a horrible situation for Lopez and his family. Sounds like a massive over reach by the cop/lifeguard.
But also: wasn’t Shea’s Insta post captivatingly written? Dare I say it, Hemmingway-esque?
You obviously don’t rate Hemingway very highly
shit. way too many tradies and high school drop outs around here. yeah, brah, it was like, the height of writing…
I have PTSD from not surfing for 60+ and fear of getting shot at, with bullets by cops for surfing. Not shell collecting.
Hi Balls
So dramatic. Almost killed?
PTSD and nightmares. ?
He’s referring to the Mike Todd confrontation.
Getting ready for the lawsuit. Sue happy Americans 🤦🏼💵
all evidence on social media….
his lawyer wrote the whole deal…. “I’m scared to sleep”
🎯