"I just can't help craving that surfing life!"
"I just can't help craving that surfing life!"

Looters go crazy for Vans, breaking heart of woman who pleads: “We don’t want Trump re-elected, please don’t do this!”

Craving the checkerboard.

Riots have shaken these United States of America to its very core over the past week. A much needed jolt to a nation being confronted with its very bad record on race, most especially when it comes to policing and the judicial system.

In a thought provoking piece, writer Matt Taibi traces today’s horrors back to the antebellum south and draws a line through the heavy-handed “broken window” policies of today which have prisons stuffed to the gills with mostly black and brown men even while crime rates have plummeted.

…the history of policing in our country, especially as it pertains to minority neighborhoods, has always rested upon dubious justifications. The early American police forces evolved out of slave patrols in the South, and “progressed” to enforce the Black Codes from the Civil War period and beyond, on to Jim Crow through the late sixties if not longer.

In an explicit way, American policing has almost always been concerned on some level with enforcing racial separatism. Because Jim Crow police were upholding a way of life, the actual laws they were given to enforce were deliberately vague, designed to be easily used as pretexts for controlling the movements of black people. They were charged with punishing “idleness” or “impudence,” and encouraged to enforce a range of vagrancy laws, including such offenses as “rambling without a job” and “leading an idle, profligate, or immoral course of life.”

An idle, profligate and immoral course of life is, of course, very familiar to surfers everywhere and many have taken to the streets in support of wholesale change.

Sometimes, though, in the middle of demanding justice etc. a protestor, especially a surfing protestor, is confronted with extremely desirable trinkets of the surfing life. Two days ago, we witnessed the looting of various mid-length surfboards from a Channel Islands shop in Santa Monica.

Today, we have an unquenchable lust for Vans. The shoe has been synonymous with the surfing life since Jeff Spicoli and there were protestors, again in Santa Monica, smashing windows, overturning boxes, in order to own a pair of slip-on classics.

Looters Break Into Vans Store In Santa Monica And Steal Merchandise

Per a Buzzfeed reporter on the scene, a woman stood outside the store begging people to stop because “it will help get Trump re-elected.”

“We don’t want Trump re-elected…” she begged “…please don’t do this.”

Alas, her words went unheeded but do you think pilfered Vans will truly lead to the re-election of Donald J. Trump?

Much to ponder.

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Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
6 years ago

At least the looters in this story were black and not just middle class white guys ?

Shamus Beaglehole
Shamus Beaglehole
6 years ago

hmmm so maybe thats why Trump signed the first step act (one of his campaign platforms)? to reduce prison time for non violent offenders? to reform the justice system?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

You’re not my type.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

1. Its thicc
2. What’s TOR?
3. Did you just name drop?

4. Van’s rule – Vonr drool

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Did you just make it about your poop fetish again?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Oh so were not talking about you then? Thats more like it… cause I’m tired of hearing your shit.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

The only shit I see is the one coming out of your mouth. Next time claim you eat your poop – back it up with some solid evidence.

I bet you claim you can do airs too?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Are we still talking about how you do poop stance on your brown vans?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Prove it – picture or it didnt happen

You with pooping in your mouth.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

How did you manage to make this about you and your ugly shoes choice?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Is this some kind of your sick fantasy of yours?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

That’s bc you prefer a poop stance

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

My old shaper’s slogan was “Function equals Form”…

I try not to wear shoes as much as possible and the hiking we do is trails through meadows to surf… not a big deal. Slaps do me just fine and who wants to get out of surfing to clean your feet to put on heavy hiking shoes????

There is a thought that bare feet pick up earth’s vibrations.

On one trip, I was coaching Druku in Tennis… VONR, the dude played barefoot on the Tavarua court that was the harshest astro turf. The calluses he had were two inches thick and the dude weighed 400lbs easy (RIP KIng).

He had a harem of women watching the lesson too and every time I smoked a shot by him they would giggle. Found out they were all on Kava.

Was desperate to avoid Kava night. Druku padded the floor next to him, I was not going to escape. Fuck I hated Fiji night.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Yeah, I remember when I climbed over mount Everest and all my friends were like you need the 90% oxygen and I was like f that – theres more style if I wear a thong underware my Northface parka. Never made it to the top but the guys behind got a good look of my whale tail.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Ha, that’s fuken funny yo

Mapski
Mapski
6 years ago

Puma. “Clyde” Frazier in white and red. This story is a reminder its time for a new pair. Thanks Vans.

Preston
Preston
6 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

The “slide”? That deep!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

It was once pointed out that disasters are good for the economy, just like wars. It gives the public an ‘enemy’ and takes away from the real issues including what lead up to the war.

At the moment, in Australia, we are seeing an inquiry into how the bushfire disaster developed. It has been harrowing to see how our leaders, despite warnings, managed to ignore the predicted possibilities. And then the attempt to turn it around by allocating money to agencies it had withdrawn from previously, in some cases still below levels it had been at previously. The government will use the jobs being created to repair and rebuild as part of ‘their’ growing economy, while not counting the cost, nor the cause.

Same for the virus. The riots are a perfect storm for Donny. He won’t take any responsibility for them, but will talk about rebuilding/developing his economy. Better to target the symbols of government rather than commerce in my opinion.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

The ABC reckon they saved us
Australian bullshit commision

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

fucking exactly and they’re so flat of arch, you won’t go hiking in them.

had a pair for skating, don’t know where they are though.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

You know you’ve done well in life whe. you start worrying about arch support.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Or Converse

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

No arches… we had to wear them on our school team and they were always blowing out.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

The only type of blow you got in high school. So consider it a win.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Yeeeooo!!!

Independent Bald Bomber
Independent Bald Bomber
6 years ago

If these kids were BG readers, they would have eschewed those pedestrian vans and gone ahead and looted something a little more fashion forward.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
6 years ago

Mass looting of the the Versace loafer is next up… Chas, do you own a pair like this? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  SoCalGary

very persian

C4cereal
C4cereal
6 years ago

I can’t keep up. Do we hate Vans because they pussied out on the custom Hong Kong independence design that was submitted to their site? Do we love them because looters are pillaging them and we all grew up wearing them? The face of the company is in the US but like an iceberg, the other 90% is in China, not hidden but just below the surface. Globalism is sure hard to understand. Oh look, it’s past noon, never mind, I have day drinking to get through.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  C4cereal

priorities.

maybe you should film a vlog and get interviewed by our BG priniciples?

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
6 years ago
Reply to  C4cereal

Good move it’s very strange for someone to think to hard for to long.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

I doubt any actual surfers were protesting.
None of the surfboard thieves are surfers.
Looters should be tear-gassed and shot with non-lethal rounds…


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