Time for justice!
And, like that, video of the vicious mid-length surfboard theft has been examined, parsed and studied with two bad apples singled out a put in front of the surf public’s eyes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CA5c43_hWfF/
Devon Howard, ever on the case, says, “Another angle of kooks not worthy of putting a @surfboardsbydonaldtakayama under their arm … yellow shirt kook and his kook gal reportedly surf Topanga zone, see @salty_beards thread. … I’m sure they really care about BLM, George Floyd and protesting policing in America, just ran out of time and had to put down their signs to head off to an important board meeting.
Topanga-zone locals will very much be on the lookout and I’m sure the soul gliding Bonnie and Clyde will not have an easy time catching waves and/or being in the water.
But do you know them?
Have you seen?
Do they highline waves with their arms above their heads?
Ride straight in bulldog stance whitewash exploding all around?
What will their actual surf punishment be?
I think banishment fits the crime.
Banishment forever and/or a forced move to Lemoore, California.
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I’d break into that shop and place a custom order. “Mr Wayne Bartholomew, your mid length with rainbow sparkles is ready”
The 2 individuals who were caught on VIDEO running off with the Surfboards will be caught with the boards in the Water or someone who recognizes them…
No worries
You got this.
Fucking assholes. My brother sat me down when I was 7 years old and said: “Look. Don’t steal anything. But never, ever, fucking ever steal surf equipment or drugs.” My dad said: “Never steal a man’s tools. That’s how they make their living, you wouldn’t be taking $200 or $500 dollars worth of stuff, you’re taking every thing they would’ve ever made with those tools. You would be taking food out of his kid’s mouths.” Obviously with all the bad shit I’ve done in my life, I never broke these rules. If people want to loot some evil corporation like Apple or Walmart, have at it. More power to you. But never fucking steal surf equipment. Real surfers don’t do that. Fucking posers do. And Patagonia isn’t my favorite boards, but they’re cool as fuck. Favorite clothes, maybe.
What a fuckwit.
Says 25 on the headline
The sexy bit in between?
Just take the center fin out your favorite thruster and put the savings in your 401K.
Err 25 % more or less
Big Rippa mate, ask ya wife why..
Would hand scrawl a sign on front door stating all stock is potentially covid infested, all instore boards have been finished in asbestos and pls don’t forget your complementy bar of anthrax wax on the way out 🖕
Jost joking legend
It’s a term of endearment round these parts
so excited to surf in the topanga area tomorrow
Just quietly
Your a bit of a cunt
Pretty close einstein
I don’t believe I’ve ever denied anything
But you’d like me too wldnt you?
So your this cunts Dad?. .
What about every single other business that got looted that doesn’t have a loose advertising affiliation with this site?
Those losers can fend for themselves
Nothin a BG air freshener/tail pad combo can’t fix
i’m outraged!
May 31, 2020 … “Finally we got our own mid-lengths. Where do you think I got this Takayama that I’m riding today?”